What two symbols best represent my ass?

Cute and...uh...cute?

Men often make passes
At girls with nice asses

i've never seen your ass, so i couldn't say.

GK Chesterton's poem: "The Donkey" does it pretty well in my opinion

"When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.
With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil's walking parody
On all four-footed things.
The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.
Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet."

Or were you talking about your arse?

Hey! It made it!
*sticks tongue out at HF'ers*

I definitely meant my long-eared, slow, surefooted domesticated mammal! Little Lulu, we're calling her. Cute young foal. Got her momma's eyes, she does. She's gonna do a good job plowing the fields next spring!

*mad BrianW called me an butt-hole in qual with NO provocation when all I've ever done is stick up for him and be on his side*
>
See what being nice gets you? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

a bite mark
caning scars

Bingo! You won the prize!
It's a... uh... used post-it with my shopping list. Oh shoot. I don't have your address.

damn......damn damn.......

(*)

Send me a picture of your ass and I'll lat you know.

Soy una niņa, no puedo decirte

How about these symbols?!?

lol

pardon me let me try again - and copy the pic from a less temporary source...

The Mounds of a valentine

this guy is representing his ass

Great goooooogily moooooogily!!!!

Your face. Just kidding.

(concentrating) Ahmm... (focussing)... Aaaahhh...
I see (frowning).. ahmm...
I don't know?

BUTT

and

CHECKS

Whips and a paddle.

)(

Lulu is a cute name I love donkeys, they're so sweet Although I think a donkey is slightly different to an ass. Aren't asses and mules crossbreeds of horses and donkeys? One of the two have a donkey mother, and the other a donkey father.

Interesting fact: asses and mules can't breed.

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LOL

A blimp and the planet Neptune.

*pinch*

H & F like this survey

sorry justina

Well no one ever said you were easy to please.

Nope they sure didnt

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That's a funny donkey/horse cross-breed.......

I don't know your ass. Sorry!

And I guess this can't be an animal survey either since you're American.

I don't even know who you are and even if I did, how would I know what you looked like?

She's not just American, but a New Yorker-the meanest, toughest type of American!

Ohh, I've always thought she was just a fantastic person

She is!