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they  
| | #1 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:01am (EDT) |
http://tests.student.com/test.php?tid=6
Mine:
"Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
You are 57% extreme
You are more extreme than 98% of other users"
This is weird.... because I did say 'yes' to the question about someone walking in on me during the act. |
darkshadowsseeker
| | #2 posted March 1, 2006 at 1:48pm (EDT) |
Damn, I'm boring! Mine was rated "G". |
southernyankee
| | #3 posted March 1, 2006 at 2:14pm (EDT) |
You are 6% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users
Yeah, I know, I am pretty boring. |
FauxLo 
| | #4 posted March 1, 2006 at 2:43pm (EDT) |
You are extremely lame. Get out and don't come back.
(Okay, so I didn't feel like going to that site. I've still got surveys to answer!  ) |
Scott
| | #5 posted March 1, 2006 at 2:45pm (EDT) |
Here's mine:
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 66% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users |
southernyankee
| | #6 posted March 1, 2006 at 5:19pm (EDT) |
I find it interesting that 93% of the population is more boring than me. And I am only 24. Go figure. |
cabinfever
| | #7 posted March 1, 2006 at 6:47pm (EDT) |
PG-13
I wonder if anyone here has done beastiality or necrophilia?? Blech!! |
EyesOfCharisma 
| #8 posted March 1, 2006 at 7:00pm (EDT)
edited March 1, 2006 at 7:02pm (EDT) |
NC-17 You are 86% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users
OK. What do you do all day? Seriously. It seems like you're too busy researching bizarre sex practices and then actually doing them that you must not have a job or be in school. I mean, necrophilia? You do know what that is, don't you? We're shocked you have access to a mortuary, much less the time to actually... well, enough said.
(I didnt check necrophilia, I am not sure why it says that)
I said no to about 10, and that is all...
I know, nobody is shocked... |
southernyankee
| | #9 posted March 1, 2006 at 7:04pm (EDT) |
with necrophillia, besides the blech factor, they're dead anyway. I am more worried about the non-consensual sex between ppl that are still alive. As for beastiality, again, blech, but unless you're some kind of a PETA animal rights group, I really don't see what the deal is. Other than the BLECH. |
cabinfever
| | #10 posted March 1, 2006 at 7:43pm (EDT) |
You have fantasized about the neighbor's cat, haven't you? |
RGirl
| | #11 posted March 1, 2006 at 7:47pm (EDT) |
Rated PG
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, � la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!You are 24% extreme
You are more extreme than 95% of other users
I checked 'no' on the stripper so I don't know what they are talking about. |
cloudhugger
| | #12 posted March 1, 2006 at 7:48pm (EDT) |
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 68% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users
I could've told you that.
When I'm good, I'm good as gold, but when I'm bad, I'm very very bad. |
cabinfever
| | #13 posted March 1, 2006 at 7:49pm (EDT) |
And from what I remember the question was whether you had seen a professional stripper, not hired one. |
Scott
| | #14 posted March 1, 2006 at 8:56pm (EDT) |
cabinfever wrote:
> And from what I remember the question was whether you had seen a professional
> stripper, not hired one.
... Or been one. |
cabinfever
| | #15 posted March 1, 2006 at 9:46pm (EDT) |
Now Scott, you promised not to reveal my secret occupation.... bad boy! |
longhaultrucker
| | #16 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:38pm (EDT) |
Sex is fun, if sex between a male and female consentual and over age 18 ever becomes illegal, i'm the first guy to float on a intertube to Cuba |
llamamama
| | #17 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:44pm (EDT) |
well, that would elminate sex in general..
Well, unless you wanna screw your dog..
Or, a tree.. |
longhaultrucker
| | #18 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:45pm (EDT) |
Having sex with a dog or tree, i would pick a tree,  |
llamamama
| | #19 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:47pm (EDT) |
How about a ficus? |
longhaultrucker
| | #20 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:49pm (EDT) |
WTF is ficus? is she beautiful? |
llamamama
| | #21 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:51pm (EDT) |
That's a ficus |
longhaultrucker
| | #22 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:53pm (EDT) |
No i prefer a marijuana plant,  oh you mean to have sex with?  |
llamamama
| | #23 posted March 1, 2006 at 11:53pm (EDT) |
yes, of course..duuuh |
longhaultrucker
| | #24 posted March 2, 2006 at 12:03am (EDT) |
No the ficus i will plant in the yard, the marijuana plant i will smoke and the wife who takes care of the yard i have sex with, there i covered my bases there |
Iseult   
| | #25 posted March 2, 2006 at 2:33am (EDT) |
Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 59% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users
See, I really just focus on amassing a large number of partners, not experimenting. Well, not experimenting anymore... |
cloudhugger
| | #26 posted March 2, 2006 at 11:13am (EDT) |
I feel naughty. |
verouge
| | #27 posted March 2, 2006 at 12:45pm (EDT) |
Rated PG
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, à la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!
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You are 22% extreme
You are more extreme than 95% of other users
But I didn't understand!! Should this make me ANGRY??????
hehehe |
babygirl23
| | #28 posted March 2, 2006 at 12:58pm (EDT) |
Wow! I was 51% extreme. What the heck are Golden showers?????? |
darkshadowsseeker
| | #29 posted March 2, 2006 at 2:07pm (EDT) |
babygirl23 wrote:
> Wow! I was 51% extreme. What the heck are Golden showers??????
That's when you urinate on someone or they urinate on you. Some people find this sexually exciting. |
babygirl23
| | #30 posted March 2, 2006 at 2:24pm (EDT) |
See, I was thinking that,but then I thought ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Why would someone think that's pleasureable.But then again I think alot of us do stuff in the bedroom that other people would say "OMG" |
cloudhugger
| | #31 posted March 2, 2006 at 4:08pm (EDT) |
C'mon...I'm in the same catagory as Scuba? Yikes! |
llamamama
| | #32 posted March 2, 2006 at 4:20pm (EDT) |
this is a dirty quiz |
labjog
| #33 posted March 2, 2006 at 5:30pm (EDT)
edited March 2, 2006 at 5:32pm (EDT) |
Mine was rated R
66% extreme
more extreme than 99% of others
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labjog
| | #34 posted March 2, 2006 at 5:34pm (EDT) |
cabinfever wrote:
> PG-13
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> I wonder if anyone here has done beastiality or necrophilia?? Blech!!
I thought it was necrophilia, but then he woke up. |
llamamama
| | #35 posted March 2, 2006 at 6:01pm (EDT) |
I don't get it..
And necrophilia..is disgusting.. |
longhaultrucker
| | #36 posted March 2, 2006 at 7:01pm (EDT) |
Necrophelia is now a felony in California," unlawful sexual intercourse with a corpse is punishable by a felony up to 3 years in state prison and or a $20,000 fine" according to the California Penal Code, who has access to a **cken corspe except a funeral guy or a coroner? |
llamamama
| | #37 posted March 2, 2006 at 7:28pm (EDT) |
Ya know..that might be something I'd except to be legal..
Let's dig up some graves!!! |
longhaultrucker
| | #38 posted March 2, 2006 at 8:10pm (EDT) |
Ok lama you dig first, when the cops roll up, i will say i was drunk and did not realize where i was, they will haul off me off for public intox and they haul you off for grave robbing |
llamamama
| | #39 posted March 2, 2006 at 8:15pm (EDT) |
Right, to be save we better go to Egypt.. |
longhaultrucker
| | #40 posted March 2, 2006 at 8:22pm (EDT) |
I won't get killed in Egypt for blasphemy against Islam when i get drunk there and start running my mouth talking about the denmark picture of the arab saying heaven has no more virgins, so instead let's go to Amersterdam |
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