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darkshadowsseeker
| #1 posted November 22, 2005 at 8:59pm (EDT)
edited November 22, 2005 at 9:01pm (EDT) |
State slogans that oughta be
Don't worry, New Jersey, you're far from alone in needing a new state slogan. Here are some of my favorite suggestions from the reader mailbag.
Alabama
"Really just Mississippi in a mirror." --Wade
Connecticut
"Driver's license test? What driver's license test?" --Renee
Delaware
"The place you drive through to get to the beach." --Judith
Florida
"God's Waiting Room." --Byron
Hawaii
"Aloha -- we don't know if we're coming or going." --Ron
Illinois
"Will the defendant please rise?" --Kelli
Indiana
"Chicago's New Jersey." --Shawn
"Hoosier Daddy?" --Ron
Kansas
"Just because our names are similar does not mean we have anything in common with Arkansas!" --Wade
Maine
"We're not as creepy as Stephen King makes us out to be!" --Wade
Massachusetts
"Home of the Girl from Nantucket." --Toni
Minnesota
"Not just cold, butt-cold." --Karen
Mississippi
"We have a full set of teeth ... if you count us all at once." --Ash
"The Commodore 64 of the United States of America." --Ash
New Jersey
"Welcome to New Jersey, what exit you at?" --Rob
"Funny Ha Ha?" --Rich
North Carolina
"Ohio technology tried here first!" --Brian
Oklahoma
"The circus has been here twice!" --Karen
"Come visit beautiful Tornado Alley! (Rebuilt every five years.)" --Wade
Pennsylvania
"Where the roads never seem to get any better." --Ryan
South Dakota
"We have two seasons: Swat and Shovel." --Gary
Texas
"We put the 'fun' back in 'dysfunctional'." --Christy
Utah
"Just one legal wife per man since 1890." --Mark
Washington
(After Mt. St. Helen's eruption) "Don't come to Washington, Washington will come to you." --Michael
(From a Spokane resident) "Washington: Home of Seattle, Tacoma, and, uh, that other city over there." --David
Wisconsin
"Come smell our dairy air." --Submitted by numerous folks
"Come for the cheese, stay to laugh at the accents." --Karen
I found these while reading another article at msnbc.com.
| freebird
| | #2 posted November 22, 2005 at 9:50pm (EDT) |
These are funny. | cabinfever
| | #3 posted November 22, 2005 at 10:43pm (EDT) |
I laughed my butt off over the Massachusetts one.
Here's some:
Oregon: Half-full. (referring to the lack of people east of the mountain divide.)
California: Shake it up baby, now!
Idaho: One potato, two potato, three potato, four!
Washington: Where even the dead can vote!
Wyoming: Why-o-ming-here?
Lame, I know... but things just pop into my head...
| darkshadowsseeker
| | #4 posted November 22, 2005 at 11:08pm (EDT) |
Oregon...."We don't tan, we rust".
Oregon..."If you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes". | Amanda
| | #5 posted November 22, 2005 at 11:15pm (EDT) |
Thanks for the laugh, Kate. | cabinfever
| | #6 posted November 22, 2005 at 11:32pm (EDT) |
Oregon: "Dry on one side, wet on the other."
| darkshadowsseeker
| | #7 posted November 23, 2005 at 12:15am (EDT) |
Amanda wrote:
> Thanks for the laugh, Kate.
You're welcome!  | southernyankee 
| | #8 posted November 23, 2005 at 1:07am (EDT) |
cabinfever wrote:
> Oregon: "Dry on one side, wet on the other."
>
>
Lousianna: "Dry on one side, flooded on the other" | southernyankee
| | #9 posted November 23, 2005 at 1:09am (EDT) |
Lousianna: "If FEMA can't save us, oh wait, they cant. Oh crap." | southernyankee
| | #10 posted November 23, 2005 at 1:12am (EDT) |
"If the winds, floods, and armed thugs won't get you, our airborne mold will." | freebird
| | #11 posted November 23, 2005 at 1:54am (EDT) |
New Mexico: "Come on vacation. Leave on probation."
New Mexico: "the land of "dis"enchantment. | Amanda
| | #12 posted November 23, 2005 at 12:57pm (EDT) |
southernyankee wrote:
> "If the winds, floods, and armed thugs won't get
> you, our airborne mold will."
Mega cool points on that one! | Scott
| #13 posted November 23, 2005 at 1:47pm (EDT)
edited November 23, 2005 at 1:48pm (EDT) |
Michigan: "Hey, at least we're not Ohio" | cloudhugger
| | #14 posted November 23, 2005 at 4:28pm (EDT) |
Wisconsin: Illinois biggest state park.
| verouge
| | #15 posted November 24, 2005 at 2:41am (EDT) |
Wow!!! | CGTREE
| | #16 posted November 25, 2005 at 10:17am (EDT) |
Funny? |
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