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LuridHope
| | #1 posted August 17, 2004 at 11:20am (EDT) |
http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/ | Cleo
| | #2 posted August 17, 2004 at 2:41pm (EDT) |
That's SO sick!!  | Iseult   
| | #3 posted August 17, 2004 at 2:49pm (EDT) |
This is fudgeed up. Especially this:
'At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust.'
WTF??
'Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third whole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!' | Iseult
| | #4 posted August 17, 2004 at 2:54pm (EDT) |
Oh fudge, I actually thought it was real.
http://www.animalfreedom.org/english/action/bonsai... | Cleo
| | #5 posted August 17, 2004 at 3:09pm (EDT) |
Well thank God it's not true!
I should've know better. But, still that's some sick crap! | dora
| | #6 posted August 17, 2004 at 4:01pm (EDT) |
it's not for real.
not that I find it funny, but it's not real.
| Biggles 
| | #7 posted August 17, 2004 at 6:22pm (EDT) |
I think it's hilarious. At least, I would if I could spell it  | Zang
| | #8 posted August 18, 2004 at 11:47am (EDT) |
Oh, that's so old! | BrightBlue
| | #9 posted August 18, 2004 at 3:53pm (EDT) |
Good to know it's fake. I was getting ready to go kill someone. |
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