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gambler Gold Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
#1 posted November 3, 2009 at 7:45am (EST)  


A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep things from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
Richard47 Survey Qualifier
#2 posted November 3, 2009 at 6:11pm (EST)  

LOL
EyesOfCharisma Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier This user is on the site NOW (5 minutes ago)
#3 posted November 4, 2009 at 1:14am (EST)  

good one David!!!!
verouge
#4 posted November 13, 2009 at 7:18am (EST)  

hahaha!
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#5 posted November 13, 2009 at 10:21pm (EST)  

This implies that the guy gets a stiffie for any reasonably good looking woman who walks by.


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