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LindaH   
| | #1 posted October 28, 2009 at 8:32pm (EST) |
Dang, get a clue, dude... And he doesn't ask for the guy he wants. he just yells ROBERT?! Maybe I should tell him that Robert has fallen into a most unfortunate situation... What should happen to Robert?  (I won't really do this, I'm amusing myself) |
Iseult  
| | #2 posted October 28, 2009 at 8:49pm (EST) |
Ask him what he's wearing. |
they 
| | #3 posted October 28, 2009 at 9:15pm (EST) |
Just act like Robert. See what he wants. |
Crayons 
| | #4 posted October 28, 2009 at 11:53pm (EST) |
We get someone who just hangs up when we answer it. But my mom disguised her voice once and they said it was a wrong number.
I would tell them all about what I did to Robert, myself. |
cloudhugger
| | #5 posted October 30, 2009 at 10:53am (EST) |
I would be Robert, and see what's up. And if the message seems cryptic, tell him you misplaced your decoder ring. |
FauxLo
| | #6 posted October 30, 2009 at 10:03pm (EST) |
This happens to me from time to time, Linda. I think you should do one of the following:
a) Ask him, "ARE YOU FUDGING RETARDING OR JUST REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUDGING STUPID????"
b) Get Caller-Blocking as a phone feature, so he can't call you anymore.
c) Hire an assassin to find and kill him.
I prefer "C" above the other two options. |
southernyankee
| | #7 posted October 30, 2009 at 10:16pm (EST) |
d) Tell the clown that your husband works for the federal government and harassing govt employees or their spouses is a federal offense. You can get up to $25000 in fines, 5 years imprisonment in federal prison, Jack Bauer personally coming to your house to ask you some questions. Or all three. |
LindaH
| | #8 posted October 30, 2009 at 10:18pm (EST) |
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LindaH
| | #9 posted October 30, 2009 at 10:22pm (EST) |
Lighter note, and phone related... I called the air quality index update, and the guy coughs after saying 'particulate matter'. I found that amusing.
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cloudhugger
| | #10 posted October 30, 2009 at 11:33pm (EST) |
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