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cerealkiller  
| | #1 posted October 22, 2009 at 3:11pm (EST) |
Works the same. But you now first provide a question to correspond with the answer supplied by the previous person. Then you supply an answer.
Example:
Previous person:
A: Obama
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Q: Who's the socialist leader of the free world?
A: Murder
You're next ...................... |
gambler
| | #2 posted October 22, 2009 at 3:44pm (EST) |
Q) What "M" is to kill someone?
A) Jamaica |
Biggles  
| | #3 posted October 22, 2009 at 3:54pm (EST) |
Q: Where does gambler live?
A: Frogs and ice-cream. |
Iseult 
| | #4 posted October 22, 2009 at 4:01pm (EST) |
Q: Which two foods don't go together?
A: Your mom. |
Wicksy
| #5 posted October 22, 2009 at 4:29pm (EST)
edited October 22, 2009 at 4:30pm (EST) |
Q: Which female is the greatest ever
A: Cerealkiller |
Melf
| | #6 posted October 22, 2009 at 4:58pm (EST) |
Q. Who do you have a lot of respect for?
A. Pyjamas |
Biggles
| | #7 posted October 22, 2009 at 5:03pm (EST) |
Q: What do I expect to be wearing in half an hour?
A: Fiddlesticks. |
Melf
| | #8 posted October 22, 2009 at 5:05pm (EST) |
Q. A word you never use:
A. Yes, but only in French |
Iseult
| | #9 posted October 22, 2009 at 5:30pm (EST) |
A: Does it make sense to use bunch of stupid little words only to complicate the overall syntax?
Q: Kleenex. |
Wicksy
| | #10 posted October 22, 2009 at 5:31pm (EST) |
Q: Why rhymes with tippex?
A: Oral sex |
Melf
| | #11 posted October 22, 2009 at 5:42pm (EST) |
Q. What is fudging niiiice?
A. Itchy boobs |
ScubaScott
| #12 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:05pm (EST)
edited October 22, 2009 at 6:06pm (EST) |
Q: What do you get if you don't clean yourself off after I blow my load on you?
A: Sacramento Turtleneck |
Melf
| | #13 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:15pm (EST) |
Q. What's the last thing you would ever think of buying?
A. Sensodyne Pronamel |
gambler
| | #14 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:32pm (EST) |
Q) name a highly recommended Toothpaste?
A) Grey Goose Vodka |
Melf
| | #15 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:34pm (EST) |
Q. What's a silly name for a drink?
A. I don't know, maybe if I was drunk. |
icurok
| | #16 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:40pm (EST) |
Q. Would you accidentally piss in the wardrobe?
A. Nick Griffin's chubby cheeks.
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Melf
| #17 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:41pm (EST)
edited October 22, 2009 at 6:42pm (EST) |
Q. The most roundest and most red things on TV in the past half hour
A. Donkey Kong |
gambler
| | #18 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:42pm (EST) |
Q) Would you have sex with three guys at the same time?
A) Oh For christs sake, what is it your not getting????
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Wicksy
| #19 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:48pm (EST)
edited October 22, 2009 at 6:49pm (EST) |
Q: I fancy you man, do you fancy me???
A: Osama Bin Laden |
cerealkiller
| | #20 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:54pm (EST) |
Q: Who is the fictional character created by George Bush?
A: Skulls. |
Melf
| | #21 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:54pm (EST) |
Q. Everybody simultaneously hates you and has forgotten about you. What's your name?
A. If you'll have me! |
icurok
| | #22 posted October 22, 2009 at 6:56pm (EST) |
Q. Would you like to come round for Sunday lunch?
A. The Aristocrats! |
Biggles
| | #23 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:07pm (EST) |
Q: What film should you never accidentally show to your small children, thinking it's the Aristocats?
A: Monmouthshire. |
cerealkiller
| | #24 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:08pm (EST) |
Q: What is the name of some place in the UK?
A: 1984 |
Biggles
| | #25 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:16pm (EST) |
Q: What year began 10 days after I was born?
A: Close your eyes and think of England. |
icurok
| | #26 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:21pm (EST) |
Q. What would you do if, in order to prevent a terrorist plot to detonate a nuclear weapon in the heart of London, you had to have full sex with Piers Morgan?
A. Yes, but only if I get to go first. |
cerealkiller
| | #27 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:28pm (EST) |
Q: Would you like to gang bang that young thing?
A: Hairless. |
Biggles
| #28 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:34pm (EST)
edited October 22, 2009 at 7:35pm (EST) |
Q: What is implied by "As smooth as a baby's bum"?
A: As smooth as a baby's bum. |
cerealkiller
| | #29 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:38pm (EST) |
Q: What do my balls feel like?
A: Trojan. |
gambler
| | #30 posted October 22, 2009 at 7:51pm (EST) |
Q) Whats your favorite brand of condom?
A) It was quite unbelieveable |
ScubaScott
| | #31 posted October 22, 2009 at 9:49pm (EST) |
Q: Did you see the youporn video of Irene and they using that yellow double sided dildo while jerking off a goat and carrying on about how badly they'd like Scott to put his ding dong in their butts?
A: A tube of KY and some pop rocks |
cloudhugger
| | #32 posted October 22, 2009 at 11:31pm (EST) |
Q: What do you find in the kids trick and treat bag when spending halloween in Old Town.
A: You forgot to add the butter. |
EyesOfCharisma
| | #33 posted October 23, 2009 at 1:19am (EST) |
Q. What is 'what orville redenbacher said to his gay lover'
A. The game you play with different colored cards |
LindaH 
| | #34 posted October 23, 2009 at 1:44am (EST) |
What do I have in a ziplock bag in the desk drawers?
Slapping them silly |
Biggles
| | #35 posted October 23, 2009 at 1:48pm (EST) |
Q: What would I get thrown out for doing to even the most annoying patients?
A: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. |
labjog 
| | #36 posted October 23, 2009 at 1:57pm (EST) |
A. What you need after dealing with annoying patients.
The area I spend most of my waking hours in. |
Biggles
| | #37 posted October 23, 2009 at 2:07pm (EST) |
Q: What is the hospital?
A: Lemon sherbet. |
cerealkiller
| | #38 posted October 23, 2009 at 2:30pm (EST) |
Q: What is something I wouldn't eat?
A: Glenn Beck |
icurok
| | #39 posted October 23, 2009 at 3:20pm (EST) |
Q. Which well known celebrity has yet to prove that he didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990?
A. A car battery, a tub of KY jelly, some copper wiring, a roll of insulating tape and a French Maid's outfit. |
labjog
| | #40 posted October 23, 2009 at 3:49pm (EST) |
Q What do you need to make icurok's holloween costume?
A. About ten dollars. |
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