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they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#1 posted June 13, 2009 at 7:15pm (EST)  


.....and I'm getting drunk all by myself.

I have some crown, some apple pucker, and cranberry juice.

Yum.

That is all.
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#2 posted June 13, 2009 at 7:30pm (EST)  

Get out of my thread loser.
Biggles Survey Qualifier This user is on the site NOW (3 minutes ago)
#3 posted June 13, 2009 at 7:35pm (EST)  

It's nice to have the house to yourself  * smile *
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
#4 posted June 13, 2009 at 9:08pm (EST)  

Enjoy!
cloudhugger Bronze Star Survey Creator
#5 posted June 13, 2009 at 9:41pm (EST)  

I laughed out loud. My gawd that was funny.

Any movies planned?
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#6 posted June 13, 2009 at 10:22pm (EST)  

Yeah lol.

I just watched "The Hangover".

I think you have to be drunk to enjoy it.

But it taught me this new word: Weenis.

As in:
Jeremy has a wittle weenis.
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#7 posted June 13, 2009 at 10:23pm (EST)  

I did drunk laundry and drunk bed making.

That was interesting.

Can't wait to crash in my nicely made bed. I've been redoing mare's floors in her room so she's been sleeping with me.......... so... nicely made EMPTY bed without a 9 year old foot up my ass.
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#8 posted June 13, 2009 at 10:24pm (EST)  

PS.

I love you guys!
llamamama Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#9 posted June 13, 2009 at 10:26pm (EST)  

Isn't a weenis your elbow flab? hahaha
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#10 posted June 13, 2009 at 10:42pm (EST)  

I just had one sip of my brother's bloody mary. OMG wtf my lips are still numb.
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#11 posted June 13, 2009 at 10:52pm (EST)  

my whole body is numb... was just about to pass out naked and mare called....s tomach hurts

my dad is coming to get me so we can go pick her up  * frown *
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#12 posted June 13, 2009 at 11:06pm (EST)  

Aww. Are you drinking lots of water? Lots and lots of water...
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
#13 posted June 13, 2009 at 11:14pm (EST)
edited June 13, 2009 at 11:15pm (EST)  

Oh, bummer!! What a sad story!
EyesOfCharisma Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#14 posted June 14, 2009 at 12:59am (EST)  

my daughter loves it the few times that she has seen me drunk... I was dancing with her.. I turned on some tunes and we danced the night away... She was cracking up!!
cloudhugger Bronze Star Survey Creator
#15 posted June 14, 2009 at 8:41am (EST)  

Oh tragedy. Don't be too upset, stomach aches at sleep overs are extrememly common. I was going to say something before you got so wasted, but I didn't want to be the cold shower lots of glasses of water on your good drunk.
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#16 posted June 14, 2009 at 10:08am (EST)  

Mary gets nervous when she's not home overnight.

I drank lots of water. I feel okay this morning. Now I have to go scoop cat crap, do more laundry, and take a shower before work.
ScubaScott
#17 posted June 15, 2009 at 7:03pm (EST)  

You should really get a webcam for nights like that.
verouge
#18 posted June 24, 2009 at 6:06am (EST)  

hahaha


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