Crap! Piss! Fudge! chicken! Cock sucker! Mother fudgeer! bewbs! Fart! Turd! And twinkie!!

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Irene007

#1 posted April 4, 2009 at 7:28pm (EDT)

I've been paging the butt-hole for the last hour and he's ignoring me so I called his boss, finally he called me back. Then he accuses me of being childish for not answering him when he called, I told him that it was best that I didn't talk to him at the time as I was so pissed. I think that holding my money hostage is just as infantile. I asked that he leave it where he picked it up. He doesn't understand why I'm so pissed so I explained to him that everything and everyone else is more important in his life than I so he should be celebrating today as one more person who limited his liberties is out for good. I just texted him that all I want is my money and to stop using me; I told him that I'm human and I have a heart so stop stepping all over it...

Fudgeer...

FauxLo

#2 posted April 4, 2009 at 7:31pm (EDT)

I think it's for the best. Do I think he's out of your life for good? Nope. But I think things will work out favorably for you by traveling this road.

Cleo

#3 posted April 4, 2009 at 7:43pm (EDT)

How did he get a hold of YOUR $$$$$??

Irene007

#4 posted April 4, 2009 at 7:46pm (EDT)

Our mutual friend is used to giving him my work and/or pay as he often comes to sleep over so...

EyesOfCharisma

#5 posted April 4, 2009 at 11:40pm (EDT)

Oh my love... Take it easy! You are stressing out too much! I wish I was in Canada, I would fudge him up for you!!

LindaH

#6 posted April 4, 2009 at 11:45pm (EDT)

And if you need a smile, look at the top bar in your browser, and see what this thread title looks like.

Irene007

#7 posted April 5, 2009 at 5:13am (EDT)

Mouahhh....ha..ha...ha... *sniff* * I'm so fudging pathetic! He's in my bed as I write this... I think I'll go and cuddle up (it's all I want, really...) So much was said tonight, so much truth - I don't get it, I'm a fantastic pushover!! I have my money; by the way... *sigh*

Alleycat

#8 posted April 5, 2009 at 6:36am (EDT)

Was that a hint of George Carlin ?

Irene007

#9 posted April 5, 2009 at 10:12am (EDT)

Yes it was but it feels good saying it when you're pissed!

Irene007

#10 posted April 5, 2009 at 10:47am (EDT)

Ok so it's the next day... Last night he told me, while he was upset and yelling somewhat, that he's not in love with me and that he never wanted a girlfriend and yada, yada, yada... (same old crap) but later on, when he had time to think about what I told him (I told him that he was too selfish to have a girlfriend and that's the main reason he doesn't want one just so he can have everything his way. I also told him to take a good look in the mirror and try to tell himself all the bullcrap he feeds everyone to justify his actions just to see if he would believe it - I told him to never mind everyone else but just be honest with hilmself and he'll discover that he won't even believe his own BS. How can everyone be wrong and at fault when he's the only one who believes that he's not?) he called me back sounding like a whooped puppy, apologized and told me that I have been the best thing that happened in his life of late. Even after I told him that I can't order his heart to love me any more than he can order mine not to love him, things just don't work that way, I also told him that he's ripping me apart and yet... I went to join him in town to pick up my money, he was with the craphead and had just gotten burned (again) - it took all my might not to say "I told you so.", I've often old him that he surrounds himself with the worse of characters, and that I'm sick and tired of taking second place to all of them. The craphead disappeared without a word and he still didn't get his money, he was upset. I didn't even want to stay upstairs in the bar next to his fudge up so I went downstairs and ordered a bunch of shots for me and the barmaid - he eventually joined me after I had sent up a couple of them to him and the craphead. He said that they were still untouched upstairs because he didn't consider that the craphead deserved them... We eventually left together (I wasn't legal to drive anyway and he doesn't really drink so...), he stopped off to see one of his friends while I waited in the car and I don't ever recall him making it so fast - I usually have to wait quite some time when he sees this guy, I guess he didn't want to keep me waiting. We made it home and hit the sack, I fell asleep but I have vague memories of him on top of me. Damn that alcohol fog... Now I have to get ready to join my daughter and family for a little baby shower get together, I guess he's going to have to come as originally planed - he doesn't have his car.
It's funny (not funny ha ha but strange) that every time I try to leave him, something happens that brings us together... This isn't over, I have more to tell him. Who was it that said to let him go and if he really wanted me that he'd come back and then I could put conditions? Fauxlo, I think it was... yes well, I ain't done yet!

southernyankee

#11 posted April 5, 2009 at 12:38pm (EDT)

Hym, if I'd lived in Canada I probably come over to your house right about now. I mean yeah, I'd probably hit that, I think.

Irene007

#12 posted April 6, 2009 at 7:59am (EDT)

You'd hit what? Him?

Scott

#13 posted April 6, 2009 at 11:02am (EDT)

Your pussy.

FauxLo

#14 posted April 6, 2009 at 2:06pm (EDT)

He'd beat your cat with his monkey.

JessicaWoman99

#15 posted April 6, 2009 at 2:30pm (EDT)

My boobs

Matty

#16 posted April 7, 2009 at 9:51am (EDT)

Geez, Irene, this sounds like more drama than it's worth, and you know what is really happening here, too. You back him into a corner, then he tells the truth. Then, he senses he won't get any pussy, so he tells you what you want to hear to get laid. Borrowing money? Fudging you when you're that drunk? I'm sorry, but your boyfriend is an butt-hole. Dislike me and my brutal honesty if you must, but you're nothing more than a piece of pussy with some money to him. You should just drop him and find...a man.

FauxLo

#17 posted April 7, 2009 at 12:46pm (EDT)

Scott

#18 posted April 7, 2009 at 2:52pm (EDT)

I hear Southernyankee is in the market for some vag.

JessicaWoman99

#19 posted April 7, 2009 at 4:00pm (EDT)

Viva Viagra

cloudhugger

#20 posted April 7, 2009 at 5:30pm (EDT)

I want what she's having...

verouge

#21 posted April 7, 2009 at 5:43pm (EDT)

I am glad You see the truth now, Irene. Moreover I am glad you know what to do to get over it and to kick his ass! Just go for it, you can do it and you'll get over it, we're gona all be here by yourside!

Irene007

#22 posted April 7, 2009 at 6:06pm (EDT)

Ah Matty, I slowly feel myself drifting away (it's getting easier every day). I find myself wanting to go back to the things that kept me busy all those months ago - it might have been lonely but it certainly was uncomplicated. After all this time, he's really acting like my boyfriend - you should have heard him talk to his customers on the phone last Sunday "I'm going to a family dinner..." Like it was HIS family! He keeps getting little gifts for my son-in-law and my kids, he's shining our shoes (even my son's!), he does the laundry, takes out the garbage, does the dishes... Now he's planning to get my fence stained and varnished. I can't say that he's with me for my money, not after last week when he got into his inheritance, as for pussy? Pfft! He ain't got any problems getting that! You should see them hanging on him.... I think he got real comfortable with me as I am very easy to get along with and I put up with more bullcrap than most people do (I don't sweat the small stuff, he can leave the freakin' toilet seat up for all I care) - instead of breaking up soon in the "relationship" like always happens with him - he's had time to really get to know me and now seems to want to keep me around. Honestly, I'm starting to think that he's a closet gay and he won't even admit it to himself or something fudgeed up like that. I was thinking that it was all about me before but now I'm realizing that he's the one with issues that keeps him from getting involved with anyone, more serious than I thought too. I think that he's too inexperienced to realize that love is something you cultivate, not something you fall into. He's expecting to meet a woman who made him head over heels for her like the one he never forgot about but that only lasted a few months, at best, and she left him because she didn't like the people he was involved with. I know enough about her to understand that she never was in love, it was all about; "What can you do for me?" Love may have followed if it had been about him and not the financial security she so greatly needs and demands (she's expensive - she likes the trips to Europe to buy new fur coats and etc...)
I know, I know - it's really hard to lay down all the subtleties we experience that indicate different things to me in our pseudo-relationship but what the hell? It feels good sorting it out here...