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mrmarm
| | #1 posted July 22, 2008 at 7:38am (EDT) |
Today was my 18th birthday, I got money blah blah etc, I woke up at 3:30 am in the morning excited at the thought of going into the state capital Brisbane with one of my friends and her boyfriend......... and loss my virginity to another guy named Rohit. That last part didn't happen, he had his mobile off all day, I'm not too bothered just as long as he doesn't try talk to me. Anyway I ditched Kirsten Kirsten and Grant while Kirsten Kirsten went to tafe and Grant.... explored a routine trip around one part of Brisbane while I traveled to the other side of Brisbane reached by a bridge. I went to a small pub had a drink got tipsy and then explored to a gay bar, I got even more drunk and chatted to the other patrons and played pool etc. Eventually by my need to consistentally urinate while drunk caught me in the toilets with ......... 'Joseph' I don't know his real name. I was drunk and felt it vitual to point out we were standing in a toliet and then my drunk flirting kicked in and he was explaining the typical plan for people to get dirty in the toliet (he just did a dicksucking gesture) and then he joked to me and said he'd like a lollipop. I joked more (not sure if that was really the case) and then suggested we 'played' in the aisle....... longer story shorter I gave a random guy head.............. I suspect happy birthday won't be the first thing people are going to be commenting? |
Matty
| #2 posted July 22, 2008 at 7:53am (EDT)
edited July 22, 2008 at 7:55am (EDT) |
Summarily, you got drunk and sucked somebody's cock on your birthday. Okay, great, happy birthday.
I got laid last night, and it wasn't my birthday. Aw yeah, non birthday sex, woo-hoo! |
mrmarm
| | #3 posted July 22, 2008 at 7:58am (EDT) |
Cool as I guess you'll probably be the most passive toward this topic  I don't know if it counts as getting 'laid' if it's by your wife......? |
Matty
| | #4 posted July 22, 2008 at 8:07am (EDT) |
If you cum, it counts. |
mrmarm
| | #5 posted July 22, 2008 at 8:11am (EDT) |
Depends over here in Australia getting laid means having sex by chance not by routine, but I haha things must be different over there........ |
Matty
| | #6 posted July 22, 2008 at 8:31am (EDT) |
I think fudging is pretty universal.
As far as what counts, do you really think it's all that difficult to walk into a gay bar and suck somebody's dick? There seems to be no skill involved there. I would think the challenge would be getting your dick sucked. |
mrmarm
| | #7 posted July 22, 2008 at 8:43am (EDT) |
well I can understand that, seriously I fudging deep throated that thing and gagged and he had to be about 5 inchs if that, even worse I can't get ride of the taste of latex out of my mouth.
probably at other more busy gay bars sure but this one of full of older guys and girls....... not my target audience actually. |
Matty
| #8 posted July 22, 2008 at 8:51am (EDT)
edited July 22, 2008 at 8:52am (EDT) |
I bet if I were to walk into that same bar and announced loudly, "I'm straight, but I'd like the experience of sucking a dick," I would have a dozen takers in less than a minute.
By contrast, if I were to announce loudly, "I'm straight, but I'd like the experience of getting blown by a gay man," I'd be given the bumb's rush, possibly facing several angry men for fistacuffs.
Thus, the challenge is not sucking the dick, but getting the dick sucked. |
mrmarm
| | #9 posted July 22, 2008 at 9:02am (EDT) |
Yeah I can see what you mean, he actually wanted to suck mine too but I was freaked out cause I, I don't know.... probably just wanted to master cocksucking first. It wasn't until I blew him off almost and he was trying to get me swallow it or something (can't really remember it) that he took off, probably cause he wasn't actually 25 (like he said) but 30 something.  |
Melf 
| | #10 posted July 22, 2008 at 9:12am (EDT) |
Happy birthday, I think... |
moviesnob
| | #11 posted July 22, 2008 at 11:09am (EDT) |
Happy Birthday! |
llamamama 
| | #12 posted July 22, 2008 at 1:36pm (EDT) |
Happy Birthday! |
romkey 
| | #13 posted July 22, 2008 at 5:21pm (EDT) |
Matty wrote:
> By contrast, if I were to announce loudly, "I'm straight, but I'd like the experience
> of getting blown by a gay man," I'd be given the bumb's rush, possibly facing several
> angry men for fistacuffs.
I don't know; there are a lot of gay guys out there with the fantasy of blowing straight guys. I think it substitutes for the unavailable-straight-best-friend in high school that some people don't seem to ever get over.
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Pomeranian
| #14 posted July 22, 2008 at 10:41pm (EDT)
edited July 22, 2008 at 10:43pm (EDT) |
Your memoir in real time will not be complete unless you tell us as soon as possible what happened the following day when Rohit finally called you or you finally called Rohit. |
mrmarm
| | #15 posted July 23, 2008 at 2:55am (EDT) |
romkey wrote:
> Matty wrote:
>> By contrast, if I were to announce loudly, "I'm straight, but I'd
> like the experience
>> of getting blown by a gay man," I'd be given the bumb's rush, possibly
> facing several
>> angry men for fistacuffs.
>
> I don't know; there are a lot of gay guys out there with the fantasy
> of blowing straight guys. I think it substitutes for the unavailable-straight-best-friend
> in high school that some people don't seem to ever get over.
>
>
Or partly for the fun of being used and abused by a straight man like a women does who gives head too freely....... |
mrmarm
| | #16 posted July 23, 2008 at 2:58am (EDT) |
Pomeranian wrote:
> Your memoir in real time will not be complete unless you tell us as
> soon as possible what happened the following day when Rohit finally
> called you or you finally called Rohit.
Oh believe me I don't think that'll be happening especially after all the 'passive abuse' I left on his answering machine. |
mrmarm
| | #17 posted July 23, 2008 at 3:02am (EDT) |
BTW thanks to everyone who said happy birthday  |
mrmarm
| | #18 posted July 23, 2008 at 7:41am (EDT) |
I'm also going to post afew pics too, since regardless of drunk or sober I take my camera with me to almost an occasion,  |
mrmarm
| | #19 posted July 23, 2008 at 7:42am (EDT) |
 ok well here's the guy I gave head, also me drunk off my head, my eyes go slanty when I'm drunk or go red.. |
Matty
| | #20 posted July 23, 2008 at 7:49am (EDT) |
romkey wrote:
>
> I don't know; there are a lot of gay guys out there with the fantasy
> of blowing straight guys. I think it substitutes for the unavailable-straight-best-friend
> in high school that some people don't seem to ever get over.
>
Really? Even with the knowledge that the straight man would probably be disgusted by the idea? It seems like a futile fantasy. When I was 13, I would have given my right arm to fudge Daisy Duke, but thenI got laid, and Daisy Duke became a fond, infrequent masturbatory memory. Are you saying it's different for gay men? Are gay men more likely to hold onto impossible dreams? I wish I could think of a straight equivalent for your scenario so I could have a point of reference to better or more vicerally fathom what you're saying. I just can't imagine that.
Of course, admittedly, I know very little about being gay or the gay lifestyle; I hope I don't seem too ignorant. Please don't take the above offensively. |
mrmarm
| | #21 posted July 23, 2008 at 7:50am (EDT) |
 That morning I think about ahhh abit before 7:00 am. |
mrmarm
| | #22 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:02am (EDT) |
 this is a picture of me still drink in the club......... |
mrmarm
| | #23 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:03am (EDT) |
> Really? Even with the knowledge that the straight man would probably
> be disgusted by the idea? It seems like a futile fantasy. When I
> was 13, I would have given my right arm to fudge Daisy Duke, but thenI
> got laid, and Daisy Duke became a fond, infrequent masturbatory memory.
> Are you saying it's different for gay men? Are gay men more likely
> to hold onto impossible dreams? I wish I could think of a straight
> equivalent for your scenario so I could have a point of reference
> to better or more vicerally fathom what you're saying. I just can't
> imagine that.
>
> Of course, admittedly, I know very little about being gay or the gay
> lifestyle; I hope I don't seem too ignorant. Please don't take the
> above offensively.
In my homo opinion I think it's more a fantasy that the best friend isn't entirely straight i.e bi. |
they 
| | #24 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:10am (EDT) |
Fealix, the dude you blew looks pissed.
Matty: I really enjoyed all of your comments above. I agree with just about everything you said to him. Some day, I think Fealix will learn that the best sex in the world can be with someone you've already done it with a thousand times. I've been perfecting technique with my man for years. Also, I agree that it's more of a challenge to get a woman to commit her entire life and her entire body to you than it is to talk a stranger in a bar into letting you suck his cock. |
they
| | #25 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:13am (EDT) |
Oh, and Happy Birthday  |
mrmarm
| | #26 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:18am (EDT) |
they wrote:
> Fealix, the dude you blew looks pissed.
>
> Matty: I really enjoyed all of your comments above. I agree with just
> about everything you said to him. Some day, I think Fealix will learn
> that the best sex in the world can be with someone you've already
> done it with a thousand times. I've been perfecting technique with
> my man for years. Also, I agree that it's more of a challenge to get
> a woman to commit her entire life and her entire body to you than
> it is to talk a stranger in a bar into letting you suck his cock.
Pissed how so? Mad? Seriously that was before he and I even talked I just walked up to him and took his picture, he probably had no idea what I was going to do. I get the last part about the women commiting and the dicksucking part being easier (for unexpected convenient fun) in comparison.... But I guess all the rest must be all that crazy monogym stuff I'm scared of. |
mrmarm
| | #27 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:19am (EDT) |
they wrote:
> Oh, and Happy Birthday
oh thanks  |
Matty
| | #28 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:26am (EDT) |
they wrote:
> Fealix, the dude you blew looks pissed.
>
> Matty: I really enjoyed all of your comments above. I agree with just
> about everything you said to him. Some day, I think Fealix will learn
> that the best sex in the world can be with someone you've already
> done it with a thousand times. I've been perfecting technique with
> my man for years. Also, I agree that it's more of a challenge to get
> a woman to commit her entire life and her entire body to you than
> it is to talk a stranger in a bar into letting you suck his cock.
Thank you for the kind words, but I don't want to be harsh. I remember when I was 18. I wasn't looking for a life-long committment; I would have fudgeed anything that was unfortunate to have stayed still for too long...and I did.
I was always in pretty good shape; I played football and wrestled in High School, and I played football in college. So, in those years, my game plan was to wear a tight shirt, be willing to buy a few drinks, and fudge anything that was willing. Obviuosly, I grew out of that, and I have more than a couple of regrets from those years. But, and I guess this is the point, I don't want to be judgemental. What most of the right-winged Christians seem to forget is the log in their own eye as they point out the speck in others' eyes. (That's from the Gospel, BTW)
I tried to talk to Felix like a man, although to me 18 is still very much a boy...emotionally and mentally. I've seen a lot of people take a lecturing or condemning tone in their responses to him, and I feel that's inappropriate. I just wanted to point a few things out to him from my perspective, and he can judge for himself.
And I agree with you, eventually he'll understand that sex is better with the one person to whom you have committed your life. |
Melf
| | #29 posted July 23, 2008 at 12:03pm (EDT) |
Guys are weird |
llamamama
| #30 posted July 23, 2008 at 12:15pm (EDT)
edited July 23, 2008 at 12:15pm (EDT) |
Touche, Melf.
And wow, this made my birthday plans sound lame. Back to the drawing board.  |
Pomeranian
| | #31 posted July 23, 2008 at 3:09pm (EDT) |
mrmarm wrote:
> ok well here's
> the guy I gave head, also me drunk off my head, my eyes go slanty
> when I'm drunk or go red..
there's a pic to show the grandkids! |
mrmarm
| | #32 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:56pm (EDT) |
oh believe me if think thats one for the grandkids some of my ..... naked ones could totally impress. |
mrmarm
| | #33 posted July 23, 2008 at 8:59pm (EDT) |
llamamama wrote:
> Touche, Melf.
>
> And wow, this made my birthday plans sound lame. Back to the drawing
> board.
I loved to see a similiar thread made by you on your 18th.... |
llamamama
| | #34 posted July 23, 2008 at 10:43pm (EDT) |
There won't be such a thread
While I can go clubbing, I can't legally drink in public. And other stuff is just out of the question.
I have school on my birthday too.
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mrmarm
| | #35 posted July 23, 2008 at 11:27pm (EDT) |
well that's a shame.... but biology on your bday sounds .. cool. |
mrmarm
| | #36 posted July 23, 2008 at 11:30pm (EDT) |
Omg I just realized that the guy I blew off was older then Marwan even |
llamamama
| | #37 posted July 23, 2008 at 11:35pm (EDT) |
That guy looks old..Like, icky old..Like, that awkward in between old and young..*shudder*
Biology..no. |
mrmarm
| | #38 posted July 23, 2008 at 11:49pm (EDT) |
So your thinking 30's or midlife crisis old? hmm Math...............? |
llamamama
| | #39 posted July 24, 2008 at 12:30pm (EDT) |
30s. |
verouge
| | #40 posted July 25, 2008 at 5:44pm (EDT) |
Happy Late Birthday Fealix... Just one question, did you taste his cum? |
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