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verouge
| | #1 posted July 4, 2008 at 6:31pm (EDT) |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the T..V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? |
llamamama 
| | #2 posted July 4, 2008 at 7:17pm (EDT) |
I cannot change the channel on my television manually..I don't even think I can turn it off manually.
Flaw.
And if your ticket costs $12...why don't you go to the matinee? Who's the loser now? |
mrmarm 
| | #3 posted July 4, 2008 at 7:30pm (EDT) |
 I love 1. |
verouge
| | #4 posted July 4, 2008 at 8:16pm (EDT) |
hahahaha...
Lama.. I got this as a mail.. so tell them and not me!! |
llamamama
| | #5 posted July 4, 2008 at 8:42pm (EDT) |
Oh yeah, I know, I was kidding haha |
verouge
| | #6 posted July 4, 2008 at 8:56pm (EDT) |
llamamama wrote:
> Oh yeah, I know, I was kidding haha
U should whisper it so I know and laugh..  |
llamamama
| | #7 posted July 4, 2008 at 9:29pm (EDT) |
Oh ok, I'll write that down on a sticky note for next time. |
Lahdee 
| | #8 posted July 5, 2008 at 8:40am (EDT) |
Someone actually asked me if the bus came yet when I was waiting. I didn't even answer. Just looked at her as if to say 'wtf kind of a moron are you?" lol |
mrmarm
| | #9 posted July 5, 2008 at 9:08am (EDT) |
I don't about in other countries but over here you have mulitipe bus stops in one location often, however I see that could be rhetorical asking the obvious. |
Irene007 
| | #10 posted July 5, 2008 at 9:42am (EDT) |
I like number 8 - it's so true! I think I'll stop using that line now and change it to; LONG LIVE LIFE!!! |
cloudhugger
| | #11 posted July 5, 2008 at 10:13am (EDT) |
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
I actually use this. They ask me if I can ask a question, I tell them, sure! there is a one question limit and you just used it up.
This must be american, I could see where others would not get some of it. and it's older than Llama, I heard this one years ago. |
Melf  
| #12 posted July 5, 2008 at 10:28am (EDT)
edited July 5, 2008 at 10:30am (EDT) |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
No, because that would be socially unacceptable.
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the T..V. and change the channel manually.
Like Llama said, sometimes you can't do that. There are few televisions where you can have the same control from the TV as from the remote.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
You can't have your cake and eat it means you can't own (or have) a cake and have eaten it.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Obviously this means 'it's always the last place you think to look.' Either that or it's sarcastic.
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
It's called a rhetorical question.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
It's being polite; sort of warning someone you're going to ask another question. Plus, it's usually something personal; so you don't sound completely weird when you ask 'why did you sleep with the boss's wife?'
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
'New' means there is something there which wasn't before - you can say 'improved' means the same thing along these lines. But 'something is new so the product it improved!' sounds goofy. I just said goofy.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
 Saying this is stupid is like saying you wished you lived longer is stupid. One human life is infinitesimal in length when you compare it to life in general.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
This is a little dumb (but then, I've never witnessed it). But there's a chance that person's waiting for someone on the next bus. Maybe they got to the stop just as the bus was leaving, or they didn't get on it because it's not their bus; a few go to the same stop but one is more popular than the others. |
Melf
| | #13 posted July 5, 2008 at 10:31am (EDT) |
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Otter
| | #14 posted July 5, 2008 at 10:34am (EDT) |
#3. My stepmother used this one alot, "You can't have your cake and eat it too." This made no sense to me, how can I eat cake I don't have? What's the point of having cake if you're not going to eat it? |
llamamama
| | #15 posted July 5, 2008 at 2:11pm (EDT) |
cloudhugger wrote:
> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
> me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
> I actually use this. They ask me if I can ask a question, I tell them,
> sure! there is a one question limit and you just used it up.
> This must be american, I could see where others would not get some
> of it. and it's older than Llama, I heard this one years ago.
I've never really heard that but many times in class these girls would raise their hand and when they were called on they would say, "I have a question."
No, really? I thought the raised hand was just some kind of unique mating ritual. |
Frostbrand
| | #16 posted July 5, 2008 at 2:56pm (EDT) |
Lahdee wrote:
> Someone actually asked me if the bus came yet
> when I was waiting. I didn't even answer. Just
> looked at her as if to say 'wtf kind of a moron
> are you?" lol
Well, was it a stop where more than one bus comes by? The bus stop across the street from me is a stop for both the #31 and the #51 In that context it's not a totally stupid question. |
Lahdee
| | #17 posted July 5, 2008 at 5:32pm (EDT) |
No, it was the school bus stop. Moms wait for their kids there. Our kids were on the same bus. |
verouge
| | #18 posted July 6, 2008 at 6:36pm (EDT) |
llamamama wrote:
> Oh ok, I'll write that down on a sticky note for next time.
Thanks.. |
verouge
| | #19 posted July 6, 2008 at 6:37pm (EDT) |
Lahdee wrote:
> Someone actually asked me if the bus came yet when I was waiting.
> I didn't even answer. Just looked at her as if to say 'wtf kind
> of a moron are you?" lol
hahaha |
verouge
| | #20 posted July 6, 2008 at 6:37pm (EDT) |
Irene007 wrote:
> I like number 8 - it's so true! I think I'll stop using that line
> now and change it to; LONG LIVE LIFE!!!
It seems u had a bad day! |
verouge
| | #21 posted July 6, 2008 at 6:37pm (EDT) |
Melf wrote:
>
Thanks for explaining.. :D |
verouge
| | #22 posted July 6, 2008 at 6:37pm (EDT) |
llamamama wrote:
> cloudhugger wrote:
>> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
> give
>> me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>> I actually use this. They ask me if I can ask a question, I tell
> them,
>> sure! there is a one question limit and you just used it up.
>> This must be american, I could see where others would not get some
>> of it. and it's older than Llama, I heard this one years ago.
>
>
> I've never really heard that but many times in class these girls would
> raise their hand and when they were called on they would say, "I have
> a question."
> No, really? I thought the raised hand was just some kind of unique
> mating ritual.
All students are the same.. hehehe |
Melf
| | #23 posted July 6, 2008 at 6:40pm (EDT) |
verouge wrote:
> Melf wrote:
>>
>
> Thanks for explaining.. :D
I was feeling like a brat at the time |
verouge
| | #24 posted July 6, 2008 at 7:21pm (EDT) |
u were.. hehehehe |
