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LindaH  
| | #1 posted June 28, 2008 at 5:21pm (EDT) |
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/449338.html
He should have hooked a high pressure hose up and brought it to the apartment and hosed them down. Would have been much less destructive, and it would have been hilarious. |
kcthedog  
| | #2 posted June 28, 2008 at 11:37pm (EDT) |
It seems very stupid and destructive, besides too much collateral damage he ended up harming other people that had nothing to do with it and placed fire fighters in harms path. Revenge, that is the topic right? Taking it to the level of “art” seems a little extreme, but being cleverly revengeful sounds like something I could get into like harmless torment! Like tying fishing line to their car and tying the other end to some full trashcans and watch them drive away dragging their trash down the street! Nobody gets hurt. |
LindaH
| | #3 posted July 1, 2008 at 2:21am (EDT) |
I'll have to remember that one. Not that I'll use it, just that I'll have something to remember when I need a laugh. |
verouge
| | #4 posted July 1, 2008 at 5:06pm (EDT) |
SICKNESS!!! |
Otter
| | #5 posted July 5, 2008 at 11:07am (EDT) |
I tied a cable to a dumpster to someone's car, that was a hoot!
I had a woman who was rude to my friend in line in front of me at the check out at the market. Then I said, "Of course they call it a 'blow job' but you're supposed to suck!" The look on her face as everyone looked at her was priceless!
My friend's wife hugged and kissed a guy in a restaurant in front of his wife and kids, that started a war on the home front!
I walked into an important board meeting at a large company and threw a cream pie in the CEO's face, I don't know what he did, but his employees paid $200.00 for that one.
When we had the gas shortage in the seventies, I had a guy cut in front of me in line. I walked into the parts store across the street, bought a locking gas cap, put it on his car and tossed the keys down the storm drain, then drove away.
I had a guy blocking a loading dock who wouldn't move his truck. I opened his trailer door, put a note about how rude he was in the trailer with the key for my padlock, then closed the trailer door and put my heavy duty padlock on his trailer.
I had a guy park in my parking space at an apartment with assigned parking. I put a smoke grenade in his car. when he opened the car door the spoon released and the car filled with white smoke, the fire department was around the corner, they came and filled his car with water. Then I handed the safety pin to a fireman as I walked by.
Revenge can be a fine art, limited only by one's imagination. The more tasteful acts of revenge score the desired results with little or no property damage. |
kcthedog
| | #6 posted July 6, 2008 at 9:12pm (EDT) |
Spoken like a true anarchist! Resourceful and elemental and true on the mark! |
Irene007
| | #7 posted July 14, 2008 at 7:45pm (EDT) |
Remind me not to piss you off Otter!! |
Otter
| | #8 posted July 15, 2008 at 5:11pm (EDT) |
Anytime you need help plotting revenge, let me know. I've got more where these came from. |
Irene007
| | #9 posted July 15, 2008 at 11:30pm (EDT) |
Mmmm.... Let's talk. |
Otter
| | #10 posted July 17, 2008 at 9:41am (EDT) |
The dumpster cabled to the car was a real treat! I knew the guy was waiting for me, I knew he was going to follow me, I took 100 feet of 1/4 inch aircraft cable and clamped one end to the dumpster and clamped the other end to his car. When I drove by, he took off following me dragging the dumpster behind him. He was pissed! |
Irene007
| | #11 posted July 21, 2008 at 2:07am (EDT) |
Otter! You're evil!!!  |
Otter
| | #12 posted July 21, 2008 at 8:25am (EDT) |
Don't forget the old napalm in the light bulb trick! Drill a tiny hole through the base of a light bulb, useing a syringe, inject a mixture of 49% liquid soap, 49% gasoline, and 2% blood into the light bulb, remove the bulb from the front porch, replace with your bulb, ring the doorbell in the middle of the night and run. When your subject turns on the light, bang! the bulb explodes, setting fire to the porch. A sure way to make a believer out of him. Replaceing the bulb in his desk lamp gets a little more personal. |
Irene007
| | #13 posted July 21, 2008 at 8:48am (EDT) |
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Melf   
| | #14 posted July 21, 2008 at 10:02am (EDT) |
Otter wrote:
> Don't forget the old napalm in the light bulb trick! Drill a tiny hole through the base of
> a light bulb, useing a syringe, inject a mixture of 49% liquid soap, 49% gasoline, and 2% blood
> into the light bulb, remove the bulb from the front porch, replace with your bulb, ring the
> doorbell in the middle of the night and run. When your subject turns on the light, bang! the
> bulb explodes, setting fire to the porch. A sure way to make a believer out of him. Replaceing
> the bulb in his desk lamp gets a little more personal.
This is the kind of stuff they cut out of Fight Club... what does the blood do? |
Otter
| | #15 posted July 21, 2008 at 1:45pm (EDT) |
Blood helps napalm gel. |
Irene007
| | #16 posted July 21, 2008 at 2:20pm (EDT) |
Ewwww..... |
Melf
| | #17 posted July 21, 2008 at 2:21pm (EDT) |
Coooool... |
CarolL
| | #18 posted July 21, 2008 at 9:35pm (EDT) |
Revenge is a dish best served cold...with global warming and everything, I guess the art could be diminished... |
cloudhugger
| | #19 posted July 21, 2008 at 10:01pm (EDT) |
Love it, Carol 
Indeed. |
CarolL
| | #20 posted July 23, 2008 at 6:20pm (EDT) |
cloudhugger wrote:
> Love it, Carol
> Indeed.
 I know things...
Rockman says hi |
Irene007
| | #21 posted July 26, 2008 at 3:47pm (EDT) |
Uh, CarolL? Do you know where Fordguy is per chance? |
Otter
| | #22 posted July 26, 2008 at 7:27pm (EDT) |
Irene;
Do you need more tips on how to make someone's life suck? |
Irene007
| | #23 posted July 26, 2008 at 10:46pm (EDT) |
Not really, I don't think it's in me to do anything remotely ressembling those suggestions! You must have an evil mind Otter!  |
