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bill   
| | #1 posted June 6, 2008 at 10:01am (EDT) |
Question: Have you ever "accidently" touch someone inappropiatly?
Explanation: By accidently I mean on purpose.
Created: 2008-06-05 02:01:54
Creator: Psychologo
Reason: By Creator
Type: multiple
Category: sex/relationships
Sorted: no
Offensive: yes
Qualified: no
Active: yes
Rating: 37.5%
NumVotes: 11
NumHides: 0
Answer: Yes
Answer: No
Answer: I have something else to say
Qualifiers:
cerealkiller: reasonable:
moviesnob: needs work: If you mean on purpose, then say it.
"Have you ever purposely touched someone inappropriately, then claimed it was an accident?"
Strider: reasonable:
icurok: needs work: accidentally
touched
inappropriately
single-pick
Ratings:
Strider: 50.0%
icurok: 0.0%
cerealkiller: 50.0%
moviesnob: 50.0%
Comments:
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LindaH  
| | #2 posted June 7, 2008 at 10:25pm (EDT) |
inappropriately = gropriately |
cloudhugger 
| | #3 posted June 9, 2008 at 12:26am (EDT) |
I had a really good accidentally story...damn |
they 
| | #4 posted June 9, 2008 at 12:30am (EDT) |
So do I. Wanna trade? |
bill
| | #5 posted June 9, 2008 at 7:04am (EDT) |
Used Grope Trading Zone |
they
| | #6 posted June 9, 2008 at 11:31am (EDT) |
Ugly Genital Touching Zone |
bill
| | #7 posted June 9, 2008 at 12:30pm (EDT) |
Genital is just not a sexy word. Grope isn't much better, I suppose.
Objectively, genitals are kind of ugly, in general.
Touching Zone has potential, though. |
cloudhugger
| | #8 posted June 17, 2008 at 7:28am (EDT) |
My fist "accidentally" touched someone inappropriately in their face.
My foot "accidentally" touched someone inappropriately on their arse.
was that what the sc was looking for?  |
they
| | #9 posted June 17, 2008 at 8:38am (EDT) |
Here's my story... but it truly was an accident.
You know that paranoid feeling you sometimes get when you are high? Well, after my little incident, I was feeling that kind of paranoid. 
My ex's sister was in a house fire when she was an infant. Her entire childhood was spent making trips to the burn hospital for grafts and more grafts. As an adult, she has a lot of scarring... I'd bet on about 60-75% of her body. She has one short finger... as part of it was burned off. She's really beautiful though... on the outside.... despite all the scarring. I'm sure that fire really did a number on what kind of person she became.
So... once when I was in NC for a visit, the men had gone out for some late night fishing. She and I decided to go find them and were driving around out in the deep deep country, smoking a bowl(pipe).
It was dark in the car... and I was pretty high. She passed me the bowl and I reached out and grabbed it --- tugged on it.
She says, "Um, that's my finger."
And realization strikes.... I am pulling on the stub. Oh my god. I am pulling on the stub!!
This might not be a big deal unless you are high. When you are high, it feels like you committed a faux paux of the worst degree.
She didn't even care... but I almost sent myself headlong into a panic attack. |
FauxLo
| | #10 posted June 17, 2008 at 4:34pm (EDT) |
That must've been an awful high to ride through... spending the whole time fixated on her stub.  That really sucks, but it's pretty funny too. ;P |
they
| | #11 posted June 17, 2008 at 6:55pm (EDT) |
Yeah, it was funny to me the next day. |
bill
| #12 posted June 18, 2008 at 7:51am (EDT)
edited June 18, 2008 at 11:52am (EDT) |
great story... it would have been better if you sucked on her stub, though. In future re-tellings of this story, I suggest you embellish it.
Your story vaguely reminded me of a time I was in a car getting high with some friends and someone pulled out some food. It was dark in the car and the food was wrapped in tin foil. We started eating it and it was kind of good. It was soft and squishy. Then someone in the car suggested that maybe it was crap. We all freaked out, being highly suggestible. It turned out to be lemon squares.
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they
| | #13 posted June 18, 2008 at 8:34am (EDT) |
I've done that before.... Eating in the dark always freaks me out a little bit though. If it's fast food, I sometimes imagine a big old loogie instead of what is probably mayonaisse. |
cloudhugger
| | #14 posted June 18, 2008 at 9:34am (EDT) |
My innapropriate touching story...(thanks they for opening the gate) was also a getting high story.
I was at my bud's house, the guy that got me high, and he often had many people come through his house.Most of them were my friends too, and some I recognized from high school. Apparently there was some big party somewhere and a bunch were coming to "Tims" house to get a good buzz prior. There was alot of weed getting passed around, but what they were coming for was the freebasing. There was a bowl set up in the room I was in and some older kids from high school all dressed up for the party were in there, and one guy was standing up hitting the pipe, and holding his own light. Something in the bowl popped or fell and a hot flame landed on his crotch. Instinctively I hit the flame off and down but it was full force on what felt like his little pecker head. Being high, the situation was oddly seperated into two distinct parts. One part I was like a freaking hero, imagining his body could have gone into flames I had saved his life, only the damage was a small burn hole in his very nice 100% polyester slacks with the slight bell bottoms that matched smartly with his 100% polyester shirt. I thought quickly no one would notice the burn hole and he would get through the party flawlessly.
The other part of the scenario was there was his girlfriend watching me beat him on the penis. I think that when I hit him it would have been fine if I had just walked away, but I stood there and apologized for hitting him on the crotch area for what seemed an eternity till she walked away, eyes rolled to the top of her head. I don't know if she was mad because I was staring at his crotch at that time, or because there was a burn hole in his pants, or maybe the fact that he was so fudgeed up he didn't even notice. |
cloudhugger
| | #15 posted June 18, 2008 at 9:35am (EDT) |
Getting high and extremely uncomfortable innaproprite seem to intesify any buzz. Good storys. |
bill
| | #16 posted June 18, 2008 at 11:54am (EDT) |
this just officially became the best topic ever |
they
| | #17 posted June 19, 2008 at 1:38pm (EDT) |
Haha.
You hit him in the dick. |
LindaH
| | #18 posted June 19, 2008 at 6:26pm (EDT) |
clocked him in the jollies? |
they
| | #19 posted June 19, 2008 at 6:32pm (EDT) |
Poked him in his pecker. |
bill
| | #20 posted June 20, 2008 at 6:30am (EDT) |
not funny  |
cloudhugger
| | #21 posted June 20, 2008 at 7:30am (EDT) |
It was a life saving poke. |
they
| | #22 posted June 20, 2008 at 7:54am (EDT) |
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaa! |
FauxLo
| | #23 posted June 20, 2008 at 7:05pm (EDT) |
I may have mentioned this ages ago, but once I got so high that English stopped making sense to me. Doube-dose pot brownies are no friends of mine.  |
LindaH
| | #24 posted June 20, 2008 at 8:29pm (EDT) |
Reminds me of when I blurted out "I think I am forming the ability to lose a coherent sentence!"
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FauxLo
| | #25 posted June 24, 2008 at 3:32pm (EDT) |
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