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JessicaWoman99 Bronze Star Survey Creator
#1 posted November 5, 2013 at 10:10am (EDT)  
Bill I have a vicious mean nasty troll calling me names likeaboss109 is his name
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#2 posted November 5, 2013 at 10:44am (EDT)  
I see it here: http://surveycentral.org/survey/34729.html#C108646... "I DONT GIVE TO CRAPS IF U PLAY VOLLEYBALL DOUCHE"

It's a new account and that's the only comment they have made. How strange.
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#3 posted November 5, 2013 at 2:57pm (EDT)  
They come and go. We're a pretty tough crowd. Which is good and bad. Most likely they won't stick around. Trolls only like to feed on places they get fed - and we don't feed them here.
Lysannus
#4 posted November 5, 2013 at 6:50pm (EDT)
edited November 5, 2013 at 6:52pm (EDT)  
Yes no trolling the trolls, but boiling them is fine.
Really their comment was very rude and uncalled for.
they Survey Central Subscriber
#5 posted November 5, 2013 at 9:35pm (EDT)  
A quick google suggests his comments aren't real popular on the rest of the internet either.

Any way to tell what led him to SC?

bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#6 posted November 6, 2013 at 6:18am (EDT)  
http://www.bing.com/search?q=survey+centrAL&qs=n&f...

A Bing search for "survey centrAL"

The IP address is from "North Carolina Research and Education Network". So, I would guess a school computer in NC was used for the access.

I could nuke the account or delete the comment. Possibly, I could try to ban this person, but my tools for this aren't very good here and such things don't tend to work great in general.
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#7 posted November 6, 2013 at 7:51am (EDT)  
Meh. He or she will go away.
LindaH Bronze Star Survey Creator
#8 posted November 6, 2013 at 9:22am (EDT)  
So, somehow when Jessica plays this form of comical novelty volleyball known as 'volleyball douche', it causes this likaboss person to be unable to give to the Craps charity. But maybe I'm reading his comment wrong.
Strider Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
#9 posted November 6, 2013 at 9:51pm (EDT)  
hey bill what about just changing the comment to something funny?
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#10 posted November 7, 2013 at 3:48am (EDT)  
I'm game.
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#11 posted November 7, 2013 at 9:00am (EDT)  
Ok so we have..."I DONT GIVE TO CRAPS IF U PLAY VOLLEYBALL DOUCHE" Which could become, "DOUCHE VOLLEYBALL CRAPS IF U DON'T!"
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#12 posted November 7, 2013 at 9:42am (EDT)  
I DONT PLAY CRAPS. DOUCHE IF U VOLLEYBALL TO.
they Survey Central Subscriber
#13 posted November 7, 2013 at 3:35pm (EDT)  
"I LOVE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL!"
Lysannus
#14 posted November 8, 2013 at 8:41am (EDT)  
All that really needs to happen is add a comma and drop a word, and since their grammar is on a 1st grade level if that,
we have, "I DONT (don't) GIVE TO (two) CRAPS, IF U (you) PLAY VOLLEYBALL". So I wonder, if one crap can be given when volleyball is played?
Seems like this person has a problem playing volleyball, it makes them full of crap laughing out loud. I guess then, that would explain the bad grammar.
So my guess is this person should stop playing volleyball, stand up and let some air into their few brain cells.

My personal opinion.
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#15 posted November 8, 2013 at 12:14pm (EDT)  
Perhaps, volleyball has a Metamucil-like quality of making one more regular.
they Survey Central Subscriber
#16 posted November 8, 2013 at 3:53pm (EDT)  
There is a lot of jumping up and down involved. Maybe it shakes it loose.
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#17 posted November 8, 2013 at 4:14pm (EDT)  
So, all those hot babe volleyball players poop?
Strider Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
#18 posted November 8, 2013 at 7:52pm (EDT)  
bill wrote:
> So, all those hot babe volleyball players
> poop?

Only if it's women's beach volleyball
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#19 posted November 9, 2013 at 8:29am (EDT)  
So, it's kind of like a litter box.
cloudhugger
#20 posted November 10, 2013 at 8:05am (EDT)  
Douche and crap cannot poosible be comfortable in the same sentence wince
cloudhugger
#21 posted November 10, 2013 at 8:13am (EDT)  
Of course, volleyball, douche and poop make for lively conversation. And yes, oh wow.
jen Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#22 posted November 10, 2013 at 3:56pm (EDT)  
CRAP A DOUCHE VOLLYBALL
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#23 posted November 10, 2013 at 4:17pm (EDT)  
Searching for "DOUCHE VOLLYBALL" yielded this image (among others):
image
jen Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#24 posted November 10, 2013 at 4:17pm (EDT)  
win!
Strider Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
#25 posted November 10, 2013 at 9:33pm (EDT)  
can we just kick sand at him?
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#26 posted November 11, 2013 at 9:50am (EDT)  
I Googled, "Craps Douche Volleyball" and got this:

image
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber
#27 posted November 11, 2013 at 11:35am (EDT)  
nice thigh-gap!
they Survey Central Subscriber
#28 posted November 11, 2013 at 1:21pm (EDT)  
How are you with photo shop? Can you make her do two craps?
they Survey Central Subscriber
#29 posted November 11, 2013 at 1:23pm (EDT)  
How awesome would it be if some day, this chick googled herself and found a picture with crap coming out of her ass?
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#30 posted November 12, 2013 at 7:49am (EDT)  
There is something wrong with you They. Just sayin. wink Beer
cloudhugger
#31 posted November 12, 2013 at 8:27am (EDT)  
*poop*
cloudhugger
#32 posted November 12, 2013 at 8:28am (EDT)  
The title is hilarious enough laughing out loud
they Survey Central Subscriber
#33 posted November 12, 2013 at 4:53pm (EDT)  
laughing out loud
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#34 posted November 13, 2013 at 9:00am (EDT)  
image
cloudhugger
#35 posted November 13, 2013 at 5:18pm (EDT)  
I want to read the original question in Daffy Duck voice.
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#36 posted November 14, 2013 at 7:53am (EDT)  
What's stopping ya?
cloudhugger
#37 posted November 14, 2013 at 8:24am (EDT)  
My lack of talent.
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
#38 posted November 14, 2013 at 4:05pm (EDT)  
Maybe you should take a Daffy Duck class... In the Bahamas.
cloudhugger
#39 posted November 15, 2013 at 11:00am (EDT)  
Doosh Duck
cloudhugger
#40 posted November 15, 2013 at 11:01am (EDT)  
OK, maybe an entire island will help. Is it bigger than Oahu? That island is too small for me .-)