| Total Votes | % of Voters | Female Votes | Male Votes | % of Female Votes | % of Male Votes | Average Age | Answer | | 3 | 7.1% | 3 | .. | 18.8% | .. | 38.3 | This is a game of skill practiced by those discarding their own old shoes. |
| 2 | 4.8% | 1 | 1 | 6.2% | 10.0% | .. | This is a display of public humiliation to those whom did not willingly part with their shoes. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | The shoe companies do this in hopes of starting a profitable trend. |
| 9 | 21.4% | 7 | 2 | 43.8% | 20.0% | 33.9 | It has some secret meaning known only to a select crowd. |
| 1 | 2.4% | 1 | .. | 6.2% | .. | .. | Klick-klacks became unavailable. |
| 1 | 2.4% | 1 | .. | 6.2% | .. | .. | They are artifacts of human flight misfortunes. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | They serve some maintenance marking or physics purpose for the utility companies. |
| 3 | 7.1% | 2 | 1 | 12.5% | 10.0% | 37.3 | I've had some other theory. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | Never thought about it before, but here's a another possibility. |
| 1 | 2.4% | .. | 1 | .. | 10.0% | .. | I know for sure how some of them got there. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | I've had my own shoes dangling from wires. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | They're still up there. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | ..or at least part of them are. |
| 2 | 4.8% | 1 | 1 | 6.2% | 10.0% | .. | I've seen even stranger things dangling from wires. |
| 1 | 2.4% | .. | 1 | .. | 10.0% | .. | I've tried removing dangling things from wires. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | ..didn't have any luck though. |
| 1 | 2.4% | .. | 1 | .. | 10.0% | .. | ..and succeeded. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | ..and was seriously damaged in the process. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | ..and ended up doing serious damage. |
| 3 | 7.1% | 1 | 2 | 6.2% | 20.0% | 43.7 | I've never seen shoes dangling from wires. |
| .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | .. | The nicest shoes I've ever seen dangling from wires were: |
| 3 | 7.1% | 2 | 1 | 12.5% | 10.0% | 41.7 | Thank God it's just shoes. |
| 2 | 4.8% | 2 | .. | 12.5% | .. | .. | Birds do it. |
| 7 | 16.7% | 3 | 4 | 18.8% | 40.0% | 40.7 | Other: {It's an infinite universe, full of boundless possibilities} |
| 1 | 2.4% | .. | 1 | .. | 10.0% | .. | Other: {It's not an infinite boundless universe, but there's still something relevant not considered here yet.} |