Do you think Sesame Street could be made into a viable porno?
Ernie and Bert - gay couple, hot gay scenes
Ernie's flowerbox was once a hotspot for Twiddlebugs, a colorful family of insects. Now it can be a hopping after hours E-club with the Twiddlebugs running the joint.
The Count - change his name to The (use your imagination). His "Number of the Day" segment, where he indulges in counting until the mystery number is revealed by his pipe organ.... this doesn't even need to be worked.
Big Bird - could be a pimp, dress him up. Stable would include the chick from "The Electric Mayhem" and Rodeo Rosie.
Oscar the Grouch - loves trash, lives with his pet worm Slimey and his pet Fluffy (nothing changed here, just needs the spin)
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy - do I have to spell it out people?
Grover's regular segment, Global Grover, followed the self-described "cute, furry monster" around the world as he explores local cultures and traditions. Now he can follow people around making those "Puppets Gone Wild" segments. He can still be the self-described cute furry monster.
| Total Votes | % of Voters | Female Votes | Male Votes | Unspecified Votes | % of Female Votes | % of Male Votes | % of Unspecified Votes | Average Age | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 22.9% | 3 | 5 | .. | 23.1% | 45.5% | .. | 44.1 | Yes |
| 3 | 8.6% | 2 | 1 | .. | 15.4% | 9.1% | .. | 37.9 | No |
| 12 | 34.3% | 6 | 6 | .. | 46.2% | 54.5% | .. | 37.4 | That's just wrong. You're sick. Blah blah blah. |
| 2 | 5.7% | 2 | .. | .. | 15.4% | .. | .. | .. | Where have you been? It's been done. |
| 2 | 5.7% | 1 | 1 | .. | 7.7% | 9.1% | .. | .. | Other |
| Rating | Total | Female | Male | Unspecified | Average Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Good | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 46.3 |
| Bad | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | N/A |
| No Opinion | 23 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 37.8 |
| Type | Number |
|---|---|
| Abstainers | 11 |
| Male | 11 |
| Female | 13 |
| Unspecified | 0 |
| User | Vote | Comment |
|---|---|---|
FordGuy   | reasonable | posted 2-Feb-2007 11:50am  |
| CarolL | reasonable | posted 2-Feb-2007 1:58am |
Strider  | reasonable | posted 1-Feb-2007 11:30pm |
| Amanda | reasonable | posted 1-Feb-2007 5:03pm |
| jettles | reasonable | posted 1-Feb-2007 4:24pm |
| kirst | old | posted 1-Feb-2007 1:28pm You might want to change option 3 to "That's just wrong. You're sick. Blah, blah, blah." |
cerealkiller  | old | posted 1-Feb-2007 1:12pm |
