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justjulie
| | #1 posted March 30, 2008 at 10:02am (EST) |
omg...translation:
38 yr.old Cole ave. man ate some magic mushrooms, (most likely a quantity of them; either that or he was a mushroom virgin), freaked out...was involved in some "gay" questionable activity, got embarassed(pissed?), called the cops because he was embarassed(pissed?) and who know's what-else, and some time in the process thought it would be funny to what happened if they gave their dog some little magical buttons, "come along for the ride Sparky!!", the poor dog died for the crap...freaked even more about the "gay" acts...prolly some (sober)friends came over and saw the aftermath, and asked WTF? and this was the story he spun. I'm certain he was urged to call authorities by these (sober)friends, and i'm certain dude was relieved as well, for his trip was most likely coming to an end by then, and (hopefully) process the events and learn that spores must be respected and not abused. |
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justjulie
| | #2 posted March 28, 2008 at 9:39am (EST) |
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A pee that spent the night at "Irene's" swinger's club...
(bow-legged pee? or a pee that has been steched to to it's limit???) | justjulie
| | #3 posted March 28, 2008 at 9:35am (EST) |
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A pee stetched to it's limit | justjulie
| | #4 posted March 26, 2008 at 9:44am (EST) |
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A pee that pulled the trigger... | justjulie
| | #5 posted March 26, 2008 at 9:41am (EST) |
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Picasso's pee | justjulie
| | #6 posted March 26, 2008 at 9:40am (EST) |
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Andy Warhol's pee on acid |
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justjulie
| | #7 posted March 25, 2008 at 10:41am (EST) |
heh...sounds far too gentle. christ at this point....i'm feelin' a bit fiesty, baby. teeth, at the very least, irene...maybe even get 'fangs' for the ocassion.
i know...lets take him to that sleazy swingers joint, tie him up, and leave him...give everybody who comes through the door, 5 bucks and a shot of tequila, and tell them he's open for business...
if i were scuba....i would just not show up, ever. if he knew what was really good for him. |
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justjulie
| | #8 posted March 23, 2008 at 10:19am (EST) |
CarolL wrote:
> Ewww. I feel like I have to wash just reading about it. Kudos to
> you for checking it out. Imagine if you had showed up a few hours
> later than you did? Boxes of tissues wouldn't be enough!
totally...where's the brain/body bleach when you need it?! |
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