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| | #1 posted February 4, 2010 at 2:04pm (EST) |
EyesOfCharisma wrote:
> Melf wrote:
>> Holy crap you as Spongebob Squarepants scared the crap out of me!
>> Ha!
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> I make spongeboob look sexy! rawr!
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Melf
| #2 posted February 4, 2010 at 7:31am (EST)
edited February 4, 2010 at 7:34am (EST) |
cerealkiller wrote:
> Why should she have told you? Like it's your business?
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> You don't like visions of dicks entering pussies?
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> Distract you? Even better than your vision - Do you ever just look at people and imagine them
> taking a crap? I do all the time. Sex is basically built-in urges inside your brain. If
> you logically think about sex you can't imagine doing it. Like, people's bodies of either
> sex aren't attractive really. Dicks and pussies are ugly actually. Pussies smell and taste
> awful and butt-holes stink. Sex is smelly, messy, too much work, too short of time and you have
> pussy juice on you when you're done. Thas why it's better to just have a dog suck you off.
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> Help any?
I really don't like the idea of straight sex at all. Ladies' coochies are strange looking but really quite nice and soft and everything. But mens' bits, they just make me queasy. And the idea of a bj or like seeing it in porn or whatever makes me want to vom. Hm. But generally as long as it doesn't involve my friend I really don't mind at the moment!
And also, no, it's not my business, but as it's important and I'm her friend I think she ought to have told me. I'm not really pissed off, just a bit 'gr'. This makes me feel like I'm not a friend she considers very closely or even that she doesn't think this is a big deal, which, her prerogative but it worries me and I want to talk to her about it. | Melf
| | #3 posted February 4, 2010 at 7:27am (EST) |
FauxLo wrote:
> Tell her that I said she's a slut now. 
Hahahaha | Melf
| #4 posted February 4, 2010 at 7:27am (EST)
edited February 4, 2010 at 7:28am (EST) |
judgescratch wrote:
> Is your friend happy with her decision?
I haven't spoken to her about it yet. But she barely knew the guy (we, as her closest friends, have never heard of him) and 'they've texted a few times' since. I really do think she's going to end up regretting it. She's all about life being like cool films and cool songs and I imagine she got carried away. I know a lot of this is presumption, but I've known her seven years, this is really out of the ordinary. | Melf
| | #5 posted February 3, 2010 at 6:17pm (EST) |
Ok so I just found out that a very dear friend lost her virginity on NYE. (And didn't tell me, grr)
And she's sweet but it's just a repulsive image I can't get out of my head
And there are certain aspects of it I just Do Not want to think about.
So please somebody distract me? |
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Melf
| | #6 posted February 3, 2010 at 3:25pm (EST) |
A. Yes, but I don't think it will be as interesting.
Q. What was the last film you watched? | Melf
| #7 posted February 3, 2010 at 3:04pm (EST)
edited February 3, 2010 at 3:05pm (EST) |
A. I 'boycotted' Claire's Accessories when I was like thirteen because two members of staff were really ratty and accused me of stealing. Otherwise, no.
Q. Have you ever been involved in a protest of any sort? |
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Melf
| | #8 posted February 3, 2010 at 2:57pm (EST) |
Hurrah for my non driving  |
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Melf
| | #9 posted February 3, 2010 at 2:55pm (EST) |
A. When I have money.
Q. Are you saving up for anything in particular? |
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Melf
| | #10 posted February 3, 2010 at 11:56am (EST) |
That doesn't happen with me. I'm very self-aware when I do things like this (that is, drinking lots of caffeine, any alcohol, etc), so I'm constantly questioning myself if I'm drunk or not, which gets me into a bizarre level of thinking where I'm constantly second guessing every one of my actions and assessing them for potential drunkenness, or having given myself a placebo.
I think that's why I'm a friendly drunk; because I'm too busy thinking that I don't want to make a prat out of myself not to be. I just have really good conversations (and I remember everything because I'm so conscious) and generally have a good time. Drinking alone gives me good writing material; I've never drank alone past that 'Oooh, well this is nice, isn't it?' feeling.
At the same time, though (and I know I'm going on with myself, here), I drink like once every two months. So it's always an experience of some sort, not a 'typical night out'. Hmm. |
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