Forum: General Topic: Sorority Life Author Message Matty #1 posted August 11, 2009 at 8:13am (EST)   I thought you were married.

Forum: General Topic: Fox News Analyst says Taliban should go ahead and kill captured solider Author Message Matty #2 posted August 7, 2009 at 1:16pm (EST)   No luck involved brother, you just tell the blower to remove her shirt and use her bewbs, too. This is a joy you won't experience; I know that, but since you called it interesting, I thought I'd help demystify it for you. Matty #3 posted August 7, 2009 at 1:01pm (EST)   My wife doesn't feel comfortable doing anything sexually when she's flowing. Besides, I usually like to mix a blow job wuth a titty fudge, requiring her nakedness. Matty #4 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:59pm (EST)   Nah, I love my wife. I would neither cheat nor try to compell her to do things she doesn't want to do. Matty #5 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:57pm (EST)   exactly...but not mine Matty #6 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:51pm (EST)   southernyankee wrote: > Matty wrote: >> Turtle: it may sound that way, but the truth is I get laid every >> day...thanks for your concern, though. >> > > For a guy who is getting laid every day, you do come off as quite > angry (or intense if you will). If this is how you are when you are > getting some, I'd really hate to imagine the days you aren't. > > I just don't see myslf as that intense, but whatever. Well, trugh be told, there are about 3-5 days/month when I'm pretty miserable. Matty #7 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:49pm (EST)   Melf wrote: > EyesOfCharisma wrote: >> come over i'll hump ya! > > I second that Would you ladies care to post the pictures of all that humping; it would definitely spice up the site! Matty #8 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:48pm (EST)   Frostbrand wrote: > Matty wrote: >> Turtle: it may sound that way, but the truth >> is I get laid every day... > > That's what people who aren't getting laid at all like to say. No, that's waht liars say.

Forum: General Topic: My God Author Message Matty #9 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:45pm (EST)   Goat meat tastes good; I hope the voodoo priest got at least a few sandwiches. Matty #10 posted August 7, 2009 at 12:44pm (EST)   LindaH wrote: > No offense to any Texans here, but Texas is a backwards place. You > can sacrifice a goat in the name of your religion, but you can't smoke > peyote. unlike Alaska...the height of civilization...and home of Sara Palin. talk about glass houses Next page (only 10 shown here)