Which things do you think you'll never understand about the opposite sex?

I know! I've been trying to figure that one out for years.

I think that at a point in time,(WAY back when) someone thought,that it would make a cool fashion statement,to have a piece of cloth hanging from ones neck,other than a hanging noose.lol

Hey romkey,now that I have your attention,would you like to have your name hand sculpted out of styrofoam in your favorite color? If so just E me your snails mail address & your favorite color & you shall have it. It may take a while to reach you tho,because of the mail & all.Poor Maarten,his name was mailed a month ago & only recently just received his.

Anyways,here's my E Add: dabprovin@msn.com just in case.

thanks for the offer

So.......is that a yes or a no??** scrathing her head**

Thank you, I guess????
I am a bit miffed, but will not dignify the anonymous comment with a response.

Why they have to talk about EVERYTHING, and why they feel the need to tell other women about everything concerning their man. How talking all day can possibly help anyone relax.

lol - women have a larger part of their brain devoted to language. Talking all the time is just using our brains

Don't they realize that it stresses guys out to have to continually bring up stuff and discuss every little detail. I think if women can have the toilet seat thing, we should be able to demand at least 3 hours of no talking per day from women.

lol - Well I'm not talking right now, or does that not count because I'm typing?

Besides, the lads at school seem to like talking. They can gab away more than the girls! But maybe that's because we don't share toilets so we don't make them leave the seats down at school....

Hmmmm......

There's talking "Did you see the fight last night?" or "Check out the bewbs on her!" and talking "When are you going to mow the lawn because you know I'm having my party next week and I want the place looking nice, oh and I want you to wear that blue shirt because you look thinner in it, that's another thing, when are you going back to the gym? What was the point in signing up for a year when you had no intention of going evey day. Jane goes every day you know? Did you see her yesterday when you picked me up from work? Oh she has lost so much weight. She's coming next week, if the lawn gets mowed........" Women think that is talking but men know it isn't. Is it any wonder that after hours of that, men simply turn off and women have to continually ask them what's wrong until the guy snaps and the woman goes to her friends "He never listens to me. All he does is ignore me then start yelling at me and staying at his mates place all weekend. I don't think he loves me anymore.We'll have to talk about this."

lol - Not all women are like that! In the common room we all mainly talk politics and issues. Lads and lasses......

Lads and lasses..

...are the same. Was what I meant to say! I wonder what happened to my train of thought?

No, I found your use of "lads and lasses" cute.

What can I say, I'm a Yorkshire lass

I can't quite afford the people in my common room the title "folk" yet - they're too young. Especially the lads - they don't even graduate as guys yet. It's all very complicated.

When do lads become men, that is the question? Or do they stay like lolloppy puppies forever?

I'm 32 and I still don't think of myself as a man. Everyone calls me dude, mate, bloke, fella etc anyway.

My mum says she's still waiting for the day when she feels like a proper adult not just someone who is pretending to live in the adult world. She's nearly 50!

After they open their eyes, what do they mean?

Nothing odd in that. It takes more than earning mortgage payments to get there. ..things like having to conserve your body wear or having to prioritize what you will pass on to society before you leave will do it.
Perhaps it's when the notion of mortality no longer seems optional.

Conserve my body wear?

kaleb777 replied to me instead of you.

Better use that right wrist to lift the tea kettle, I'll need the left for guitar work.

One of the many pitfalls of physical beings.

True enough. So what are you thinking it'll take for you to get the situation felt? Starting over and mulling over which experiences I woud repeat was another sign of inescapable adulthood for me.

When i was in my mid twenties I began to notice how most people around that age were starting to display signs of stress which caused them to act in strange ways. Before 25, I didn't consider anyone I knew as being 'weird' in a psychological sense. I think adults either go nuts, or act nuts or go off into weird sexual activities or drugs or other behaviour in order to deal with the realities of living as an individual in this very intense world. I know I could never cope with marriage, or many high pressure jobs, or even a wedding because of the intensity of it all. I have managed to remove myself from most high intensity situations (not those I enjoy). I believe nothing I have done I would do again, because I either did my best, or did not take up the challenge because of my own reasons. Adulthood for me is starting to mean that I have no fear when I know I am right. I see many of the bosses at work who I feared and avoided 2 or 3 years ago as being weak and no better than me. If I am late for work because of traffic I no longer fear what they will say because I did my best to get there on time. Any attack on my effort will now be thrown back in their face. Since I have discovered I have nothing to fear from wankers who usually get into a position of authority because they are so good at sucking ass, and not because they are any good, I have noticed that they seem to fear me because perhaps I may spread my knowledge to others. I seem to be able to get away with many things at work now. I think at 32 I am beginning to know what adulthood feels like. I could not cope with putting myself in the same position as the ass-suckers. I tell myself it's because I am not a suck-hole, but I know it's because I couldn't handle the pressure.

Yeah, I went through that too.

Why most of them break up with you after the get "far" with you.

How they masturbate standing up. I can't do that! I've tried!

Lean on the wall...we told you!!!!!!!!

The emotional waves some have