What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

"Surf Nazis Must Die," followed closely by "Eraserhead." "Natural Born Killers" is up there, too.

Hmm...anything that my Dad rents. lol Maybe Mars Attacks or A scary movie. Both of those were pretty dumb.

Know what a funny movie is though?! EAST IS EAST!! It looks cheesy and stuff, but it's actually pretty good.

Ummm, I can't really say for sure what I think is the worst. My S/O HATED The Beach, the thought it was the most pathetic movie he has seen lately.

I forced myself to sit through "Can't Stop the Music" out of some perverse desire to do so. It took several attempts. "Plan Nine From Outer Space" is considered to be the worst movie ever made. I've seen it a few times. It is so bad it is good though.

Without a doubt-Joe's Apartment. I love Plan 9 From Outer Space-it's so wonderfully cheesy!

Ok, its not a movie, but I did literally get sick to my stomach watching the "Brady Bunch Variety Hour" on DVD. It is Vogon-poetry horrible.

I don't know

The only movie I ever walked out on was "the best little whorehouse in texas" - and I was seeing it free, too! It was awful! I found "my dinner with andre" pretty boring too but I stuck it out because people had told me it was something special.

Toys
Superstar
The Cable Guy
Quiet Days in Hollywood
But the all time worst would have to be Eyes Wide Shut. That movie just made me want to puke it was so incredibly boring.

Clueless, Dante's Peak and Love and a .45. Paid $2.50 to see each of them, felt ripped off afterward anyway.

American Psycho. Ugh, that movie was awful

I loved Joe's Apartment! I even got it on DVD!

Jungle to Jungle.

I loved Toys and The Cable Guy!

But I agree on Eyes Wide Shut. or I would, if I hadn't fallen aslleep during the orgy sequence (now that proves right there just how boring this movie is. I fell asleep during the ORGY sequence).

You thouhgt YOU were ripped off? I saw American Psycho for FREE and I wanted my money back!

The worst movie I have ever seen as far as the movie being boring was this movie about Bigfoot. The worst movie as far as the movie being poorly made was Plan 9 from outer space. The flying saucers were actual paper plates attached to string, and you could see the string the whole time. They would even show scenes where in the second half of the scene, the characters had changed their clothes, and in some cases, even their names. It is actually kind of funny to watch it, just to make fun of it.

There was a movie called "Guilty By Suspicion" out a few years back, and even though it was a good movie, I was so mad after watching it. No movie has ever made me as angry. It was about Joseph McCarthy and the blacklisting in Hollywood of people who were suspected to be Communists. The worst part about it is, at that time, the Communist candidates were on the ballot. I just thought it was horrible how many people's careers and lives were ruined.

Iron Eagle

"What lies beneath" and anything with the Olsen twins. I have always HATED them. They are so airheady. And PERFECT.

I watch a lot of movies, and I've seen a lot of bad ones, but recently, "RPM," with David Arquette was pretty terrible. I remember "Judas' Kiss" before that.

The worst one I can remember seeing recently was The Perfect Storm.

OK, half the movies you people are ahrping on are ones I liked. I LIKED What Lies Beaneth, ADN The Perfect Storm.

Can we please talk about movies that DID suck, like American Psycho, Battlefield Earth, Mission: Impossible, Titanic, and Star Trek V?

Caddyshack
followed closely by Dumb and Dumber

I loved Titanic

..and I thought American Psycho had merit.

Yuck!! Keep those cockroaches away from me!! I liked the part in American Psycho when the killer drops the chainsaw on the woman from the top of the stairwell.

I also liked What Lies Beneath(I love a movie that makes me jump) and the Perfect Storm. My son said Battlefield Earth is truly awful-I'm glad I missed it.

How could you, Caddyshack is hysterically funny!

But my favorite movie of 2000 is Chicken Run.

I haven't got around to seeing that yet-is it funny? I really enjoyed Meet the Parents, have you seen it?

Meet The Parents was pretty funny (I saw a lot of free mvoies when I worked a tthe movie theatre). But I'm sticking with Chicken Run. And Almost Famous. And Gladiator. And an indpendent film called Titanic Town (which had nothing to do with the boat. It was set in Northenr Island circa 1975). I also loved Duets and Space Cowboys (shut up, it was good!).

I've seen Almost Famous-liked it. Haven't seen Space Cowboys,Gladiator or Duets. Never heard of Titanic Town.

I thought American Psycho had Christian Bale running around naked a lot

A Perfect Storm, The Clumps (is that the sequel? Thats the one I hated), Deep Blue Sea, Eyes Wide Shut I am sure more will come to me. Oh yeah I HATED Anaconda....what a cheesy movie snakes don't growl!!! We walked out of the theater it was really bad.

Jacob's Ladder. I don't know if I was too young to "get it", by my friends and I walked out of the theater.

Grease2
Romeo and Juliet (DiCaprio one)
Wayne's World 1 and 2

What was wrong with Dantes Peak?

*shrug* I liked American Psycho quite a bit, thought Mission: Impossible was excellent (but I suspect you actually mean Mi:2 which was a huge disappointment, thought it did have a few good points) and while I enjoyed Chicken Run I was very disappointed (if it had been *half* as good as W&G I would have been happy. I was not happy). I even liked Eyes Wide Shut. But we agree on Gladiator.

Easily the worst film I've seen recently was Hey Dude! Where's My Car?. I have idea why I was stupid enough to sit through it, but I want those minutes of my life back. Probably one of the 5 or 10 worst films I've ever seen.

Probably "Burn Hollywood Burn". Although "Galaxina" is up there, too. And a bad late-'40s SF flick called "The Flying Saucer".

The Godfather. Talk about lame.

Fargo and The Blair Witch Project are pretty close

I went to the movies with a friend, to see 'Spawn'. It was the most repulsive thing I have ever seen. I walked out, probably about 1/4 of the way thru. Gross.

No, I thought M:I 2 was better than the original, becasue I could follow MI2. Plus I love Anothnoy Hopkins. And, at the time I saw it, I was simply in the mood for a silly action movie. And I LOVED Chicken Run, regardless of what you say.

Fargo, Godfather, M:I 2, What Lies Beneath, Perfect Storm, Wayne's World, Romeo & Juliet; all these movies I liked. It's just too bizaare a coincednce that most of the movies being picked on here are ones I liked. (and it IS just a coincendence I hope). I'm hiding this survey before I get REALLY pissed.

Actually, Perfect Storm was crap beyond belief!!!

People are allowed to have different tastes. What fun would it be if everyone liked the same things?

Down to Earth with Chris Rock was pretty bad.

I agree it was bad as was Eyes Wide Shut.

Dark Star, hands down.

never seen that!

I want to respond, "what! but that movie was great.", but it was so bad.

No, Perfect Strom was a fine movie, with intense effects, and amazing acting. A movie that was crap beyond belief Dungeons & Dragons. That movie wasn't so muhc based on the game, as it was based on the cover of the box the game came in! Ugh! I'll stick to the apaper and dice thank you very much.

A toss up between Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Plan 9 From Outer Space.

You had to be there!

Wait a minute, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was a great movie. The sequel sucked though.

George Clooney was in the sequel!

Charlie's Angels, all those holyday movies, etc.

Eyes wide shut.

I avoided that movie like the plague. I'm not that fond of Kubrick to begin with-2001 & Clockwork Orange are the only 2 movies of his I care for.

Interesting... I think you're the first person I've met who preferred Mi:2. It had a couple of scenes I love, but John Woo's career has been going downhill ever since he went to Hollywood (but he's making more money, which is what counts eh?). Like most people I thought Fargo was an excellent film, but unlike most people I thought Godfather was overhyped (which is not the same as bad - it was good). I loved Wayne's World when it came out, not sure how it'd hold up. And as for R&J... great set design, but the rest sucked... especially Leo (who was, imho, good only in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? and OK in The Beach). The other two I've never seen and probably won't because I don't think I'd like them.

There's not a film you could name (err... that a significant number of people have seen ) that doesn't have people who love it to death and people who detest it to the core.

Well, Don't bother to see it it was aweful.

Nerd's 2

X MEN

If it has sex in it, I might wanna watch it

The BEach was OK for the first 2/3rds, but that last 3rd was just confusing. I got so lost. Leo got an oscar nomination for Gilbert Grape (Supporting). The first Wayne's World was cool, but the 2nd one was kinda weak. The Godfather was much better than I'd anticiapted. I'd actually expected it to suck, becuase of the overhyping. I LOVED Fargo! It's one of my all-time favorites.

I liked X-Men too1 I'd expected it to blow like every other comic adaptation out there (Tank Girl, Barb Wire, Captain America, The Punisher, ad nauseum). But it was pleasently surprisng! Hugh Jackmna and Ian mcKellan were especcially good.

Scary Movie

Fargo tends to make a lot of peoples "All Time Top Ten" lists I think. I haven't seen much (any?) of the Coen brothers earlier stuff, but I also thought The Big Lebowski and O Brother Where Art Thou? were excellent.

Blade was a comic adaption wasn't it? Didn't like it? Or haven't seen it?

Yah Shure, alrighty then.

Actually Blade falls under the "expected it to suck, but it didn't" category, which, personally are my favorite kind. The big lebowski was kinda weak compared to Fargo, Raising Arizona, and Bloos Simple. Haven't seen O Brother yet, but I plan to.

I liked Scary movie myself, but, like with M:I 2, I was just in the mood for that kind of film at the time.

The Matrix

I just found it to be a bit too cliche in the storyline, the characters and the dialogue. I mean, come on, they lose the dog and then find him in perfect shape and rescue him about half an hour later as they drive their flaming jeep through flowing lava. It's a prime example of a cheesy Hollywood moment.

I expected a lot of Blade, so I was surprised when it delivered I had been a fan of Snipes for a few years before that film, and I luurve sword fights (not enough of them in film)... so yeah, very high expectations really.

The Big Lebowski was indeed weak compared to Fargo... but then so are most films so I don't consider that a flaw It had some of the best done dream sequences around, and that bowling ball cam was very cool.

I particularly want to see Blood Simple. O Brother Where Art Thou? is far from a perfect film but I definitely recommend it. It used music a lot and it used it very well. In that one aspect (but not overall) it was probably one of the best films I've seen.

I too love sword fights! We don't have enough of those in movies any more. I can count all the movie sword fights of the 90s on one hand, not counting period pieces.

These teenagers were huge and they were walking all over their town wreaking havoc.. I don't remember what it was called.. but it was really B movie-ish and was made sometime around the 60s.

Maybe it was "Teenagers from Outer Space". Do you recall whether they had a ray gun that turned people into skeletons?

And they mostly suck Gladiator had some good fighting. And Jet Li has done a few films (not surprisingly) that featured good sword fighting... but nothing much springs to mind, new or not, western or not. I don't think they're even all _that_ common in Hong Kong action films. The stupid thing is I haven't seen very many Japanese Samurai films.

There weren't even any good sword fights in the 90 minute suck fest that was the D&D movie! That movie wasn't based on the game dude. It was based on the cover of the box my copy of the game came in. The first Highlander movie had some good sword fights in it though.

I'm still interested in seeing the D&D movie even though I've heard pretty much nothing but bad things about it... I'll just be sure to spend little or no money on it Yeah, Highlander did have some good sword fights... I remember being pleasantly surprised about that. Crouching Tiger was of course good in that respect too.

I don't think so... but I can't really remember.. I remember something about a school auditorium stage? It sucked so bad I can't remember.

trauma sometimes makes you block memories

lol

I haven't seen Crouching Tiger yet, but I'd like to. I'd like to see a sword fight in one of the Matrix sequels.

You'll probably like CTHD if the hype hasn't ruined it for you. It has beautiful cinematics and some very well done fight scenes... and it stars Chow Yun-Fat, how could it possibly be bad with that combination?

Hmmm.... that'd be interesting. I wonder how sword fighting would work in fast forward? I think that'd be even harder to get right than the Kung Fu (which a lot of people felt The Matrix didn't get right; I'm not sure where I stand), but if they did it could be rather interesting. I guess it might be a little like the end of Blade...?

Dumb & Dumber. I couldn't even give it a chance, I had to turn it off after the first five minutes.

I suppose. Hype can really ruin a movie for anyone. That's why when I do see it, I'll try to pretend that the critics hated it. I don't know if it'll work, but...

As for sword fightin in the Matrix, who cares about realism? Don't we go to the movies to escape reality? I wanna see some sword fights in that ultra-slo-mo style, and I want it NOW!

It doesn't have to look realistic exactly... but if it looks just downright impossible (even given the super speed they have) it's not really going to work... They could just get two *real* Japanese masters to spar and then slow that down - it'll probably look impossible in slow-mo

I sure go to the movies to escape reality. If a movie manages to make some amazing things look realistic, that can be really impressive, but entertainment is all I ask for.

Killer Klowns From Outerspace gets my vote. It was SO bad that I want to see it again just to make sure I didn't dream it up.

Hey, I liked that movie!

Dumb & Dumber
Ace Ventura movies
Austin Powers
(do you see the similarity?)

(GROAN!!!!!)

I love cheesy bad "B" movies, the cheesier, the better!

The Next Best Thing! Who told her she could act anyway?

The perfect husband......blah make me barf what a bad movie

I mean An ideal husband

I know what you mean, I hate those kind of movies too.

The swimmer, Staring Burt Lancaster

Manos: The Hands of Fate. 'Nuff said.