What's in your pockets right now?

kleenex. lots and lots of kleenex. and some earplugs and a green pen cap.

I don't have any pockets right now.

Wallet, coins, keys, tiny pocket knife, and a small flashlight.

Nothing in the pockets of the clothes I have on now. my coat pockets contain my purse (which contains a small amount of money, my keyring, my cashcard, my library card, my donor card, my National Insurance card and my National Union of Students Associate card), a Shakespearean sonnet, a quote about women (I think), a Cadbury's dairy Milk wrapper, my mobile phone (which I didn't, and still don't, want, a couple of 2p pieces, my student travelcard (I get cheap fares to and from school) and my 7-day student saver (a bus ticket).

In my right pocket: a handkerchief, some coins (2 x 50p, 1 x 20p, 1 x 10p, 3 x 5p, 1 x 2p), my keys (inner house door, outer house door, utilities cabinet, one superfluous key, car door, car ignition, car alarm). In my left pocket: my wallet, containing some paper money (1 x £20, 1 x £5), driving licence, a train ticket, a piece of paper with a phone number on it, a lottery ticket, a free admission voucher for the Bass Brewing Museum in Burton on Trent, a bunch of Tesco "Computers for schools" vouchers, some credit cards, cashpoint card, Tesco clubcard, gameplay.com membership card, RAC membership card, private healthcare cover card, video rental membership card, National Insurance card, doner card.

My left pocket would also normally contain my company ID card and electronic security pass, but it's Saturday so I didn't pick them up when I got dressed. When I'm out of the house then one of my pockets - usually a jacket/coat pocket, or if I'm not wearing one then my back trouser pocket, will contain my phone.

Nothing. I'm in my bathrobe.

Nothing.

I don't have any pockets.

I am sitting here in a nightshirt without pockets, and hardly any of my clothes have pockets. Now, my purse is a different story-money, checkbook, kleenex, makeup, keys, ID cards, stamps, Tums, breath mints, pens, phone numbers, and probably some other crap.

My wallet, hair bend (orange), lip gloss, pen (with elevator on CN tower that goes up and down), cigarettes, lighter, make up (powder, black eye pencil, while eye pencil, and black mascara), metropass, note between me and someone else, and my letter (it's kind of suicidal letter. i wrote it two months ago when i felt really depressed. but it was fun writting it by the way.)

No pockets.

nothing

What has it got in its pocketses?

no pockets

Ooooooh baaaybeeeeeeee

Coin, dollars, notes & a pen.

My precious

3-10 pm still no pockets.

Nothing. I hate bulky pockets. At the most I would carry some paper money, and movie tickets.

Just this moment I have the Bavarian Illuminati in my pocket.

Keys, 20 dollars, lipgloss, and a pack of lifesavers.

nnn...nothing...

nothing. i'm just happy to see you.

a cool looking rock

3-11 am I have pockets but they are empty.

Nothing. I haven't got any pockets! Ha,ha,ha

Don't have pockets right now.

nothin'

I have pockets and they are empty

sanitary products!

One hand. The other one is typing this comment.

I dont have any pockets

Can I stick those googly eyeballs on your cool looking rock? It might look kinda neat.

nothing

wellllll, not my cool looking rock, but my other rock, sure!

wallet (containing money, photos and assorted cards), comb, Chapstick, four US quarters, keys

3-12 AM pockets.....still empty.

Wallet, keys, change, lint.

nothing

A black hair elastic and a silver colored clip with a snail on it, studded with tiny purple rhinestones. And some pocket lint in a pale shade of grey.

Keys and my wallet.

I have no pockets on my person currently. My coat pockets contain a warm ski mask, and gloves.

3-12 PM I have pockets and they are still empty.

The addresses of a locksmith and a burrito joint written on a Post it;
A 10 Dollar Bill
A tube of "Bite My Lips" lipstick
Three quarters, one dime, one nickle, two pennies
The cover page of a treatment for work, with the names of URL's I want to check out to help my work
The credit card for the locksmith so I won't have to write it on Post its anymore

Fin

Nothing. I tend to empty them when I get home. If I got up to leave, I would put my keys in my front left pants pocket, my change in my front right pants pocket, my cigarettes and lighter in my left shirt pocket, my wallet in my inside right jacket pocket, an extra pack of cigarettes in my inside left jacket pocket then I clip my pager and cell phone onto my belt. Just before I walk out the door I always say: "Have I got all my little things?" and I pat myself down touching all of the above mentioned items as well as my penis, just because it amuses me.

Well, I have pockets now, but nothing but a handkerchief in one of them.

I have gigabit ethernet in my pocket.

a human fingertip
ash fallout from a volcanic eruption
cyanide capsules
mandrake root
an eyeball

Nuttin'.

3-13 AM I have pockets and have $5.00 in my right front pocket.

nothing

::starts yelling:: "Burn her! Burn her at the stake! She's a witch!"

So you seduced him on Mt. St. Helens before you poisoned him, and kept an eyeball and a fingertip for souvenirs?

cell phone, some money, coins, keys and a Palm Pilot.

*nods*

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh, sorry. Didn't mean it. What're the fingertips for? Pointing?

(Sees the princess' comment above) Oh. I see. Was he cute?

A pen, some coins, a notepad, a wallet.

very very tasty!

especially the spleen

::gulps loud and starts backing away slowly::

Princess? Well, I guess Queen is taken, right Twisty? How about High Priestess instead?

High Priestesses are supposed to be ugly aren't they? You wouldn't fit the bill if that' the case. ::takes a low bow::

wallet, keys. That's all...

change

Two teeny pockets on my trousers with nothing in them...
Women's clothes have a paucity of pocketses.

I have every zig in my pockets.

and Aretha Franklin.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE IN MY POCKET!!!!

I have 60 dollars,4 Metabolite pills and nine Ibprophine in my pockets right now.

HELLO POCKET.

Hello Mosquito....Your comment reminded me of the cool discovery channel commercials. Have you seen them?

I don't think I've seen those. We skip over commercials most of the time these days so I miss the good ones as well as the rest

They don't play them anymore they were so funny. There were three of them the Mosquito one and a fish one and another one that slips my mind at the moment. It went like this:
The is a mosquito(guy dressed in a mosquito suit) siting on a persons skin and another one lands next to him they say "Hello Mosquito" then they start talking about all of the information that you can find on www.discovery.com then the person goes to swat them and they fly away saying buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz I laughed my ass off every time I saw it.

A wallet
Some change (3 quarters)
Pocket fuzz

I have the wrath of God in my pocket.

I have the wrath of Khan in my pocket

I have the Roth of Tim in my pocket.

I have Genghis Khan in my pocket... or was that Kubla Khan? Maybe I have a stately pleasure dome in my pocket

I have caverns measureless to man in my pocket

Monkey wants you to check your email on sos.net. Monkey made me type this. Monkey has me in his pocket.

checked and responded
monkey's little puppet

Monkey sez "thank you"

one toony, 2 loonies 2 quarters 2 dime 5 pennies

A large ring of keys, lip gloss, a mirror, some loose pieces of paper with phone #s, and some loose change.

Advil, keys, pocket knife, hankie, comb.

I havent got pockets in this outfit

Lint probably.

I have nothing in my pockets right now as i am at home.

I don't have pockets on, but in the pockets I just took off I have two bells that I want to hang up for my babies in their cage.

You have a what in your where? I think you should keep your hands out of your pockets!

I have pockets in my pockets.

Keys and change.

Keys, phone, wallet, a few coins, piece of paper... that's about it.

*KISS*

Nothing.

oh..and I have never tried Uni...It's sea urchin...it frightens me

Its really good, one of my favourites

really???????

I am wearing pajama bottoms with no pockets. :( (GREAT SURVEY!)