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Psychopath's test.

Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister? If you answer correctly, you think like a psychopath.

Disclaimer...this "test" has no basis in medical/psychiatric facts, nor is getting the answer correct to be inferred as any kind of diagnosis. It's purely for fun.

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User	Comment
cabinfever	posted 22-Dec-2005 5:19pm I've seen this before, so I know the answer. I got it wrong, BTW. I sent it to several people on my email list, and my schoolteacher stepsister got it right!
darkshadowsseeker	posted 22-Dec-2005 5:22pm I'll abstain from revealing the "correct" answer for awhile so I don't skew the results.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:25pm > I've seen this before, so I know the answer. I got it wrong, BTW. > I sent it to several people on my email list, and my schoolteacher > stepsister got it right! What grade level does she teach or is she a college/university teacher?
cabinfever	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:27pm Last year she took over a life-skills course for Down Syndrome kids from a teacher who was fired for abusing them. Right now she is subbing, mostly elementary level. She's almost done with her thesis for her Master's. She has been applying for special-ed positions.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:28pm And she got the answer correct? That's kinda scary!
FauxLo	posted 22-Dec-2005 5:32pm Good survey, Wolfie!
cabinfever	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:36pm I thought so too... but you just have to know her. She's blonde, and has fun with that. She is one of the most obnoxious but loveable people that I've ever known. I gave her crap about getting the answer correct, and she said it was because as a schoolteacher she has to be able to see all options. My thought was, "Whatever!!"
cabinfever	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:37pm Solo! We already knew about you... you shouldn't have given away the answer.
Maarten	posted 22-Dec-2005 5:45pm Green.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:49pm
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:51pm Uhhh...you replied to me instead of Solo. But you're correct, that little psycho shouldn't have revealed the answer so quickly!
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:52pm Thanks, but hold back on giving out the answer, will ya?
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:53pm I got it right? Answer deleted!
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:55pm Shall I submit a Serial Killer's Test?
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:11pm Thanks. I don't mind if you post it again in a few days, but it kind of invalidates the "test" having it posted so soon. And yes, you got it right, you little psycho, you!
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:12pm > Shall I submit a Serial Killer's Test? Sure, if you want to.
dab	posted 22-Dec-2005 6:14pm Because she saw her sister talking to this guy and thought she knew how to contact him and wouldn't tell her. Now, do I hope I guessed right or wrong?
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:21pm Okie dokie... I'll post it after I've given it some more thought. Perhaps I'll consult cerealkiller...
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:25pm You can consult me as well. I have an extensive collection of true crime books on serial killers (several hundred books, at last count) and, to be frank, reading and studying about serial killers is sort of a hobby with me. BTW...this isn't your's, is it? http://surveycentral.org/survey/23195.html
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to dab) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:26pm > Because she saw her sister talking to this guy and thought she knew > how to contact him and wouldn't tell her. > > Now, do I hope I guessed right or wrong? Nope, you're incorrect. I guess you're not a psycho.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:30pm No. It's not.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:32pm > You can consult me as well. I have an extensive collection of true > crime books on serial killers (several hundred books, at last count) > and, to be frank, reading and studying about serial killers is sort > of a hobby with me. Nice! I'll post it somewhere that I know you'll find it later.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:33pm > \|> Because she saw her sister talking to this guy and thought she > knew > \|> how to contact him and wouldn't tell her. > \|> > \|> Now, do I hope I guessed right or wrong? > > Nope, you're incorrect. I guess you're not a psycho. > > What about Maarten? Maarten guessed "Green". Did he get it right?
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:34pm I hope it gets removed. I don't appreciate someone copycatting a newly qualified survey, whether it's mine or someone else's.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:35pm Okay.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:36pm Nope, but he doesn't seem to be trying very hard.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:45pm > I hope it gets removed. I don't appreciate someone copycatting a > newly qualified survey, whether it's mine or someone else's. Hmmm... try asking SouthernYankee if it's him. It's an educated guess. Perhaps he's doing something funny with it. I dunno'.
bcollins	posted 22-Dec-2005 7:09pm Was it because she thought her sister was trying to steal this guy from her?
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 7:17pm That doesn't seem like something SY would do. He knows better than to do that, but I'll ask him when I get a chance.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to bcollins) posted 22-Dec-2005 7:18pm Nope, your answer is incorrect.
patarnone	posted 22-Dec-2005 7:23pm I think the two events are totally unrelated. The only correlation I can see is that Sister #1 has always hated Sister #2 and bumping off a rival sibling is going to help her reap benefits from the Mother's estate. I don't believe the stray man entered into the equation at all.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:04pm My reason for suspecting him was because he was online before I voted on that survey and he was online after that survey had reset its votes. But so was David (Gambler), so it may have been him, after seeing his post in the forum. It very well may have been someone else. I was just taking a stab at it.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:08pm Maybe, but it certainly isn't David's style and I've never know SY to do such a thing, unless, of course, he's just monkeeing around.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to patarnone) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:09pm > I think the two events are totally unrelated. > > The only correlation I can see is that Sister #1 has always hated > Sister #2 and bumping off a rival sibling is going to help her reap > benefits from the Mother's estate. > > I don't believe the stray man entered into the equation at all. You are also incorrect. You are also not a psychopath.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:10pm My next guess is Bill. J/K
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:21pm Why would bill do that? I know you're kidding, but that boggles my mind!
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:24pm That Bill is a closet-trouble-maker. I have a sense for these things. Yes, yes.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:26pm Just remember, he is the site owner and can kick your keister off this site before you can blink!
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:28pm
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:37pm Seemed appropriate, given our discussion thread.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:40pm
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:45pm Well... it's either Bill OR TeaTree [DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!].
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:48pm I doubt that it's my sister. She wouldn't make a crappy looking survey like that. And for even suggesting she made it, take that....
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:52pm Oh yeah? Right back at ya'.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 9:01pm Doesn't bother me in the slightest. In fact "Smooth Criminal" (the long version) is one of my favorite MJ videos. I even like the Alien Ant Farm version of the song, but not as much as I like the MJ version.
Lahdee	posted 22-Dec-2005 9:05pm In hopes that the guy will be at the sister's funeral. She can see him again.
FauxLo	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 9:06pm Yeah, I'm a fan of the AAF version too.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to Lahdee) posted 22-Dec-2005 9:51pm > In hopes that the guy will be at the sister's funeral. She can see > him again.
Enigma	posted 22-Dec-2005 10:13pm If I answer this you will all know I mean think I am a psychopath...
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to Enigma) posted 22-Dec-2005 10:19pm So what? If you do answer correctly, you'll be the third person with the correct answer. Nothing more, nothing less. I certainly wouldn't think any less of you and this survey/"test" has absolutely no medical basis.
jduPres	posted 22-Dec-2005 10:27pm Because her sister was flirting with the man she had fallen in love and that made her insanely jealous.
thevelvetcure	posted 22-Dec-2005 10:28pm Simple, the guy is obviously a member/friend of the family, thus if the woman kills her sister, than it's very likely that the new love will appear at either the wake or the funeral... or both. ...approx 20 seconds worth of thought
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to jduPres) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:06pm You are incorrect.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to thevelvetcure) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:07pm You are partially correct. The part you got incorrect was that he was a member or friend of the family, He was neither.
romkey	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:24pm The leprechaun survey isn't mine, but it seems more a parody to me than plagarism. The two aren't the same thing.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to romkey) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:27pm Okay, but if you're gonna parody someone, at least do it half-way decent. I wouldn't probably mind it so much if it wasn't so craptastic.
thevelvetcure	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:29pm Do you show up at random funerals? Typically I make a point to know the deceased
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to thevelvetcure) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:33pm No, but I'm not a psychopath either. Like attracts like.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to FauxLo) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:08am One last MJ post before I go take a shower...
romkey	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:40am Feeling a little touchy, are we?
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to romkey) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:47am Just a little bit. I might have looked on this "parody" with a little more kindness if the sc had the common courtesy to give credit to my version. Whomever it is, they created it not that long after mine got out of qual.
Leprechaun	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:53am Just for the record, the survey was meant as a bit of silliness. It's not clear what you thought it was suppose to be, but it's gone now. Apparently SC stands for Serious Central.
Pomeranian	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:16am Also, just for the record, it was me who created it.
Pomeranian	posted 23-Dec-2005 1:18am She killed her for the insurance money.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:46am I know. I saw it in the deleted survey forum.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:47am > She killed her for the insurance money. Nope, you are incorrect.
Pomeranian	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 3:43am
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 3:50am
Pomeranian	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 4:10am
patarnone	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 4:35am Rats!
kirst	posted 23-Dec-2005 5:43am To get all of the inheritance? (Actually, don't think that would work...it would go to the sister's dependents).
ROCKMAN	posted 23-Dec-2005 6:22am So they would have another funeral, hell I don't know.
Irene007	(reply to ROCKMAN) posted 23-Dec-2005 7:45am > So they would have another funeral, hell I don't know. You psycho!
FauxLo	posted 23-Dec-2005 7:46am ...path. (just offering Irene an assist on her name-calling)
justjulie	posted 23-Dec-2005 10:35am she wants the guy to show up at the funeral
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:01pm >
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to patarnone) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:02pm Did you want to think like a psycho?
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to kirst) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:05pm > To get all of the inheritance? (Actually, don't think that would work...it > would go to the sister's dependents). Nope, your answer is incorrect.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to ROCKMAN) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:06pm > So they would have another funeral, hell I don't know. You're close.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to justjulie) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:06pm > she wants the guy to show up at the funeral We have a Bingo!
teatree	posted 23-Dec-2005 1:59pm Her sister has a history of stealing her boyfriends away and she wanted to make certain she didn't do it with this one.
patarnone	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 2:13pm "I wanted to get the stated problem right" Rats! How about: if she kills another member of the family, the man will show up again when he attends the funeral.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to patarnone) posted 23-Dec-2005 2:25pm Sorry, you only get one try. It's your first answer that counts. If you were really psycho, that would have been the first thought that popped into your head if you wanted a chance to meet this guy again.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to teatree) posted 23-Dec-2005 2:26pm Nope, you're incorrect.
justjulie	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 4:30pm whoooooooohoooooooo!!! everyone beware
kirst	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 5:00pm Glad to know that I'm not a psychopath.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to justjulie) posted 23-Dec-2005 6:47pm Scotty had better learn to sleep with one eye open and only shower when you're not in the house!
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to kirst) posted 23-Dec-2005 6:48pm And I'm glad that you're glad!
Halifax	posted 23-Dec-2005 10:49pm hm. im surprised so many people got it wrong. im afraid it was the first answer i came up with, even before thinking she was a crazy herself. i do have a dark mindset and ive been told several times by girls that im whatsitcalled... negative? uhh, pessimistic. ah well. i prefer to say "realistic"
Zang	posted 23-Dec-2005 11:04pm Beats me...
FauxLo	(reply to Halifax) posted 23-Dec-2005 11:39pm You sick psychopath.
justjulie	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 24-Dec-2005 8:31am mwahahahaha....he's in training.
ROCKMAN	(reply to Irene007) posted 24-Dec-2005 11:27am That was the only thing that ade sense to me.
ROCKMAN	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 24-Dec-2005 11:34am Yeah I forgot to put the part about the guy showing up.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to justjulie) posted 24-Dec-2005 2:42pm Do you use a whip and a chair?
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to ROCKMAN) posted 24-Dec-2005 2:43pm Ahhh....Norman! Mother is SO proud of you!
ROCKMAN	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 25-Dec-2005 8:16am
justjulie	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 25-Dec-2005 1:41pm yeah....and a shock collar
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to justjulie) posted 25-Dec-2005 2:11pm For him or you?
southernyankee	posted 25-Dec-2005 11:33pm She is trying to meet this guy during funerals (maybe she's a funeral crasher or something) by killing people he knows. Sort of like funeral crashing and stalking rolled in one.