The "say something nice" game

Broken glass in the middle of the road is pretty. When the sunshine glints off it you can see sparkles and rainbows.

Say something nice about torture.

Torture makes all the other bad days seem like a walk in the park. Torture reminds us to make better decisions.

Say something nice about muscle cramps in the buttocks.

How very very true! the nicest folks around yea"

It's all over they can have my dead body to bury

> Broken glass in the middle of the road is pretty. When the sunshine
> glints off it you can see sparkles and rainbows.
>
> Say something nice about torture.

Come on and torture me there that feels so good"

> Torture makes all the other bad days seem like a walk in the park.
> Torture reminds us to make better decisions.
>
> Say something nice about muscle cramps in the buttocks.

You are a pain in the butt'

> It looks really cool when you spray mildew remover off of it and it
> just kind oozes down.
>
> Say something nice about space aliens taking over Washington DC

We have a space alien in Washington already George Bush is that more then enough

> Southernyankee!! He is a fine young strappin' lad!
>
> Say something nice about the worst slice of pizza you ever had.

I love pizza that is hard and all dried up and has no flavor hee hee"

Bang" I got you good and now it is all over say your goodbyes?

No you do not need that Irene 007

Irene007 is very trustworthy and you are right

I am? Say it isn't so!

> "But oh well, maybe the next President to come along I will sleep
> with HIM"
>
> or HER.
>
> I wonder what kind of chance Hillary stands. Persoanlly though, for
> a first woman president, I'd much prefer Condeleza Rich. She won't
> run though. Neither will Colin Powel.
>
>
> Say something nice about competant people not running for office and
> instead letting much less competant politions enter the bid for the
> White House.
>
> I do wish that either Condeleza Rice or Hillary Clinton would take over the White House from President Bush or they impeach him and get his butt out of there"

You are the nicest and sweetest man on Survey Central Southernyankee a true gentleman and a ladies man?

It isn,t so, and now she might kill me I am dead

awww, this is the say something nice game!

Say something nice about getting murdered

Say something nice about throwing up all over the floor eeek""

You don't have to pay taxes or attention, plus you get to come back and play the karma game anyway you see fit.

Say something nice about computers ??

Say something nice about life in general

I get to talk to you!!!

What a long strange trip it's been.

And I get to talk with you and Sexy1, this should be the Ladies Survey Central only no men allowed and then it would be no fun! without males on here.

It really does seem that throughout the week a very long trip indeed, no wonder I get so tired and worn out I need my beauty sleep.

Some something nice about people getting drunk

Say something nice about Canada's new governor

I won't have to have meaningful conversations, , nor take long walks on the beach with them.

A very long and strange trip indeed" where have I been???

Say something nice about.......drugs and tripping out

Say something nice about....>>...>>..>> Planet Earth spinning around in outer space

I will not have to hear them or listen to them it is over and finished

Say something nice about the San Francisco 49's

They didn't call themselves San Francisco 69ers

Say something nice about having to clean up after 5 people.

You get to see who's is anal retentive and who is not!

Say something nice about the Grinch who stole Christmas.

maybe he will steal sweetly99's computer

Say something nice about hemroids

Hemorrhoids can cushion your fall if you land on your butt!

Say something nice about sewer rats.

>maybe he will steal sweetly99's computer

How about it!!

It's getting damn close to an 'ignore' situation.

i agree.. It is totally ridiculous.

I don't have to worry about them stealing my clothes because I shop too cheap for them.
Say something nice about politicians

The Grinch's cheapness and our loss of Christmas results in lower consumer spending which helps combat inflation, lower drunk driving rates, less sucides, and less global warming and electricution deaths and accidents because due to people putting up Christmas lights.


say something nice about being it

Being "it" means that you're playing a game against your will and having fun anyway!!

Who did you tag?

Say something nice about scalpers.

Scalpers give you a good deal.

Say something nice about tornados.

hym, appears we have a communications failure here .

Read between the lines.






By "say something nice about being IT", this is a subtle way of saying that you are.

> hym, appears we have a communications failure here .
>
> Read between the lines.
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> By "say something nice about being IT", this is a subtle way of saying
> that you are.


I meant "it" like being tagged in the Survey Central Tag Game! Didn't you get tagged by Amanda?

Tornados are a marvel to watch and remind you to remain humble on this planet.

Say something nice about the batteries going dead on the TV remote control.

Hey! Everybody' wondering when you're going to tag someone! You know that you're it!

>I meant "it" like being tagged in the Survey Central Tag Game! Didn't you get >tagged by Amanda?

yes, I did get tagged by Amanda. I WAS it.


Hym, allow me to rephrase that. What I meant to say was:

"say something nice about the fact that you're it". I guess I wasn't too clear on my last comment.

Like I said, read between the lines

> Say something nice about the batteries going
> dead on the TV remote control.

When the batteries go dead, the person gets exercise when they change the channel.

Say something nice about stepping in gum.

If you don't like the shoes (your mom MADE you get them) and you can't get the gum off no matter what, and you keep sticking, you can rid of the shoes for the ones you want. HEEY!

Say something nice about your boyfriend lieng to you all the time.

If your boyfriend lies to you, you can be glad he's not your husband and you can easily dump him for a nicer guy.

Say something nice about a bad hair day.

> If you don't like the shoes (your mom MADE
> you get them) and you can't get the gum off
> no matter what, and you keep sticking, you
> can rid of the shoes for the ones you want.
> HEEY!

LOL... Now you can go looking for some gum wadded up on the ground.

> >I meant "it" like being tagged in the Survey Central Tag Game!
> Didn't you get >tagged by Amanda?
>
> yes, I did get tagged by Amanda. I WAS it.
>
>
> Hym, allow me to rephrase that. What I meant to say was:
>
> "say something nice about the fact that you're it". I guess
> I wasn't too clear on my last comment.


Well that had been what I replied about!

Got it!

A bad hair day means no one will notice the speghetti and wine stains on your new shirt.

Say something nice about spaghetti and wine stains on your new shirt.

wine stains and spaghetti sauce on your shirt give it a bit of color, and give you an excuse to go to the dry cleaners where that hot old lady works

say something nice about your dog peeing on your white couch.

it will now match the white carpeting

Say something nice about someone talking about you to their partner in a different language.

I get to learn how to say "smart" "nice" and "funny" in a different language.
Say something nice about having knots in your shoelaces

to everyone:


say something nice about armed looters

And by that I mean other than "they make for good target practice"

They're so busy looting, they are freeing up space on the bus.

Say something nice about having a headache first thing in the morning.

Something nice about snobs... makes us appreciate open, honest people more.

Something nice about a morning headache... you don't have to shower "after" to go to work.

Say something nice about rats.

Is this the old Matty? I just got back.

Rats are good for experimental drug testing and other scientific purposes.


Say something nice about how very few people are actually playing this whole "say nice" game correctly any more!

They keep it in 'whats new' so people who play it right are reminded of it.

Say something nice about being stuck between a slowpoke and a tailgater

At least the slowpoke isn't driving a Pinto (explosive gas tanks) and the tailgater isn't driving an Audi (Unintended Acceleration)

Say something nice about stinky shoes.

Stinky shoes can be left on the porch to repel bugs.

Say something nice about having a wedgie

It's one way to make certain your butt is clean.


Say something nice about finding a cat turd in your house and you don't own a cat.

You are less likely to find mouse turds

Say something nice about not having a ride home

when riding home i look forward to kissing my SO when I get home & open the door.

Say something nice about the person you like the least in your life.

Yo Mamas so fat she got busted for having over 200lbs of crack when she went to the airport!

Yo mamma jokes can be funny.
Say something nice about country people.

Country people come from really tight-knit families. It helps that many mothers and fathers are also sisters and brothers to one another.

Now say something nice about teenagers.

The well behaved teenagers deserve credit for putting up with negative stereotypes.

Say something nice about shopping on Dec 24rh.

When you shop on Dec 24th, you'll probably see someone that you know and possibly find good deals on stuff they are already clearancing to make room for Valentines day stuff.

Say something nice about having to go to the bathroom while on a long road trip, with no rest area for many miles.

It's always great when folks have to go to the bathroom while on a long road trip, with no rest area for miles, because they have to pullover on the side of the roadway for me to honk at them as I drive by.

Now say something nice about drinking tap water.

HE IS THE BEST SINGER OF "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME EVER" !!!!!!

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT BULLIES!

IT IS NICE TO BEAT THEM UP

IT IS NICE WHEN THEY BEAT YOUR WEAK WIMPY BUTT UP!

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME!

> IT IS NICE TO BEAT THEM UP

It's also nice to turn your caps down.

Teenagers of today have one of the lowest teen pregnacy rates in this century in most industrialized countries. OWNED!

Um, and they're most willing to work in fast food joints for 5.15 without complaining about the cost of living.


Say something nice about being PWNED.

Bullies are pretty cool whenever they happen to be one of your friends. Then you can get them to beat up all the people you don't like.

At least people aren't paying a fudgeen dollar for a bottle of neatly packaged water in a nice contain. I swear, only on this planet, will people pay $1 for something if you package it right even though there's so much of it

PWNED


Say something nice about being OWNED. Again

If you're low on cash, the crowd inside the store is too large for the security guys to keep track of every last one of the customers

Um, say something nice about me keep using the words OWNED and PWNED.

> Teenagers of today have one of the lowest teen pregnacy rates in this
> century in most industrialized countries. OWNED!
>
> Um, and they're most willing to work in fast food joints for 5.15
> without complaining about the cost of living.
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> Say something nice about being PWNED.
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Really?!?!?! That's amazing!!!! Especially since there's a whopping six years in this century, huh??? PWNED!!!

It must be really nice to be you right now, being as PWNED as you are.

The water in bottled water is tap water!

PWNED!!!

Now say something nice about being my b!tc#...

ok, something nice about tap water:

You get to die faster and leave this sack of crap planet sooner by drinking tap water. Isn't that your goal anyway?


Say something nice about the fact that you are still alive.

There are plenty of worse people to be pwned by than you. Being someone's that will die sooner and leave this sack of crap planet asap dog means that you will get your freedom a lot quicker.

It's nice being alive, if only to have the opportunity to copy and paste this:

Reader's Digest recently conducted a survey entitled "The Fifty Cleanest Cities in America." Its final list was based on a number of factors, including drinking water quality. Here are the cities that scored a perfect 50 points for water quality:
Portland, San Jose, Buffalo, Columbus, San Francisco, Denver, San Diego, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, and Riverside (CA).

While it's always a good idea to inquire about the quality of your local municipal water supply, the United States has some of the cleanest drinking water in the world. The Safe Drinking Water Act of 1974 set standards for approximately 90 contaminants in drinking water.

If you're interested in learning more about the drinking water in your community, the Environmental Protection Agency hosts a collection of annual drinking water reports, organized by region. You can also investigate your local drinking water specifics with this interactive map.

While researching this topic, we came across a number of interesting articles examining the relative cleanliness of bottled water. As it turns out, approximately thirty percent of bottled water sold in the United States comes from municipal sources (i.e., it's somebody's tap water).

PWNED!!!