What is your favorite line from a movie?

LOL I have the directors cut, it's not called "Army of darkness" It's called "Bruce Cambell Vs. the army of darkness" lol great lines indeed.

My son and I recently acquired "The Boomstick Edition" DVD of Army of Darkness. It's a 2 disc set with both the original theatrical release and the director's cut (which has the original ending on it).

Aragorns speech at the battle of the Pellannor fields

I"LL be yo huckleberry!!

I'll have to act it out or you wond't get it... OK I'm a bunch of murderous kids from Children of the Corn #1 I'm closeing in on Burt (the guy we need to kill) when here I am over here, but now I'm Malicki. I say in my big mouth voice "OUTLANDER!" Here I am as all the kids , suddenly looking at Malicki. Burt gets away. Now I'm Malicki "Go get him!!" I'm agitated.

ALSO~~ my fave of big time. IT's a mixture. This time I don't have to act, I'm just the leader from #1

"I am the giver of his word, Disobidence to me to disobidence to HIM. Cut him down and you shall suffer a thousand a thousand deathes, EACH MORE HORRIBLE THEN THE LAST!!"

It's from the Evil Dead triology

Army of Darkness to be exact.

"It is my duty to please that booty" Samuel L Jackson in Shaft - quality line

"A Mans got to know his limitations."

I'm not a fish!!! I'm not a fish!!!!

Fudge you, fudge you, fudge you, you're cool, fudge you I'm out.

I'm not joking....and stop calling me Shirley.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Navan R. Johnson...typical butt-hole!

Excuse me while I whip this out.

You look like the piss boy!
And you look like a bucket of crap!

It's ok Honey I'm just talking to the corn field.

From 'Cool Hand Luke' Paul Newman (Luke) to George Kennedy (Dragline) as they are playing poker "Sometimes nothin' is a real cool hand."

Also, Bitsey Bloom in 'The Life of David Gayle' "You know you're in the Bible Belt when there are more churches than Starbucks!'

speed zoo.......We go fast

Play Your Hand You Son Of A dog !! John Wayne -

"Frankly my dear--I don't give a damn" thats a good one for the pilgrims--like my children call me.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepar to die." from The Princess Bride. Love this movie so much, and the book is one of my favorites. Inigo is great, but Fezzik has got to be my favorite character of all time.

also"Death can not stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while."
"We are men of action, lies do not become us"
"Inigo, I hope we win."
"you seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
you seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."
basically the whole movie really.

The opening line of "Out of Africa" (I don't know it verbatim). I don't know why, but I think it is a great movie from start to finish.

Gawd, I love that movie! (Devil's Advocate) Al Pacino makes me drool&babble like a fool.GG!!!

"What doesn't kill you defines you." -Zero Effect
That was the first line that came to me, though now I'm flooded with ideas. So many good lines.

EVER AFTER~ "a life without love...why, thats no life at all"

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one." The Fellowship of the Ring

"Don't kill me. I've got a wife and three eggs." Eyago
Return of Jafar

"Mine mine mine mine mine...." - the seagulls in Finding Nemo

I can say I'm actually quoting the seagulls, and not just being a brat! LOL.

After shooting his horse the cowboy said---cook it with onions.

How about Klato nicto baradius or was it klato baradius nicto in The Day the Earth stood Still

Klatuu Barada Nicto. I may be off on the spelling but that's pretty much what the line was.

Great line not from a movie: All your base are belong to us.

"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy." Clint Eastwood in "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

from "terror vision" the quote is "what the hell did that homo do to the chacooze"

My absolute favorite line is "Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Other favorites are:
"I fart in your general direction" also from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Someday, i'll be a knight" from A Knight's Tale

"Have fun storming the castle" from The Princess Bride

"This is not where i parked my car" from Eurotrip

"A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls" from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you we don't do anything" from Veggie Tales

"You didn't say 'Bless you' when I sneezed!" from Dogma

"Yesterday, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know!"

"why make billions?--------- when i could make MILLIONS!" austin powers

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith! - Biggus Dickus

Are you good witch or a bad witch?

Happy Gilmore----The price is wrong......dog!!

"Okay, Captain, don't get in a tizzy. You keep your shirt on while I get my pants on."

from the 1957 Sci Fi movie "The Giant Claw".

"I can tell your howlie by the way you wear your shorts"
North Shore

"We got no food, we got no jobs..... our pets' heads are falling off!!!" - Jim Carey from Dumb and Dumber

I"m pretty fudging far from ok.

Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fudge, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fudging imagination!

From http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118842/ Chasing Amy

from Mommie Dearest, 1981. Actress Faye Dunaway portrayed Hollywood legend Joan Crawford. In one scene, as a major stock-holder in the Pepsi -Cola company, she has to play hard-ball with the Board of Directors of Pepsi, so she strides into the board room impeccably dressed, sits at the head of the table and angrily says "Don't f -ck with me, fellas!"

From "Steel Magnolias"..."I'm not a dog. I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."

Anything that came out of Al Pacino's mouth in 'Scarface'

MiniMe! Stop humping the las-er!

You told HARPO to beat me...all my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy, had to fight my uncles, had to fight my brothers. Girl child aint safe in a family of men. But I never thought I had to fight in my own house. I love HARPO, God knows I do, but I'll kill him dead, fo' I let him beat me.

I have all the spaghetti westerns and his other western on VHS. The Outlaw Josey Wales is almost worn out. I also like Joe Kidd and Two Mules for Sister Sara.

First off.. movie line.. is that a quote? or.. something that people say for ever after that movie?

A few of my favorite movie quotes are
Donnie Darko: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" Sorry if this offends people.
Van Helsing: Carl: "Why does it smell like wet dog in here?:
also from V. H.
Van Helsing: "And you're coming with me.
Carl: Hell, no. Damn, I'm not.
Van Helsing: Carl, you're cursing. Badly, but still cursing. Monks can't do that.
Carl: Actually, I'm a friar. I can do whatever I want...... Dammit. "
And the one that involved Carl and the Barmaid after ... I dont want to ruin the movie. so -shushes-

It's very hard to offend people here unless you're actually rude to someone. Mild crudeness is only going to make you loved by many of the people here!

Is Van Helsing worth seeing on the big screen? It's opening here (UK) soon and it looks like it could be ok. *But* I have exams......so I'll only go and see it if it *needs* a big-screen.

Oh a peach, I could eat a preach for hours.

"I have something to announce. I'm gay."
"Do we have any lollies?"
"I said, I was gay!"
"That's nice, Dirk."
"It was obvious, really."
"I always thought you were."

Where's that from? I need to see it!

Which one? He quoted quite a few movies.

I'm not a fish!!! I'm not a fish!!!

That is from the movie "Half Baked"

Ok!

Yes! Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!

"you dont have to lick my ass, just f**k me...........Rebecca Stamos -Femme Fatale
"I will count to three THERE will not be a four....Alan Rickman-Die Hard
When Jerry Hall turns to Jack Nicholson in " Batman" and says "you look good" and he replies "I didn't ask"
"Killing a man, its a helluva thing" Clint Eastwood -Unforgiven

"I can smell a lie like a fart in the car"

"Mister, I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead . . . ."
Danny Glover's character in "Silverado" (my favorite movie, by the way).

did you get a chance to watch it yet?

.... no...

Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere.

LOL that's also a Chris Ledoux song.

'I love the smell of napalm in the Morning, it smells like........Victory"
Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now

Dont worry Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.

King Kong ain't got crap on me... (Training Day).

"..........I can't stop once i've started, it stings......."

-Lloyd Christmas
Dumb and Dumber

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Johnny Ringo : Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday : I'm your huckleberry.
--Tombstone

Yes, he drank too much serum and slept too long!

Yep!

Daphne Oh hang it I'm a man (removing wig).
Joey Jones Nobody's Perfect
Last line of Some Like It Hot

"In 20 years, you're gonna be playing soccer with your bewbs. What do you think about that?" - Marlon Brando, "Last Tango In Paris"

That movie was great... Nothing beats getting TV dinners for Christmas and perfectly good white boys being thrown in the trash....

"Mrs Hinkle, are you insane?"-- Kathleen Turner as Beverly Sutphin, Serial Mom, to Dottie Hinkle (played by Mink Stole).

"there called boobs, Ed"

" 'scuse me while I whip this out!" - Blazing Saddles

"Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens" from Tombstone and "You aint no daisy are ya" also from Tombstone

'You under estimate the power of my sneakiness, sir." - Mr. Deeds.. That comes to mind right now, but I'm sure there's something out there that tops it.

"That's what life is, a series of down endings." Dante, Clerks.

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"-The Exorcist.

"I can only show you the door, You have to be the one that walks through it." Matrix

i have a few favs

Braveheart: "oh i know you can fight, but its our wits that make us men"

Blackhawk down: "you know what i think?, it doesn't really matter what i think. as soon as that first bullet goes past your head, pollitics and all that crap just goes straight out the window"

the return of the king: "death is just another road, one which we all must take"

I don't have a favorite, but I do have some favorites...

"Chew, if you could only see what I've seen with your eyes.", Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner

"Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?", Kenneth Brannagh as Benedict in Much Ado About Nothing

"He uses objects as women, man!", Jeff Bridges as The Dude in The Big Lebowski

"You cant have all the powers you want. From now on you only get to have one power."

"Fine, my poweh is to... have all the powers I waht."

"gosh darnIT ....."



"You'rrr are a chick en, heh heh heh hehe heh heh"

"gosh darnIT ...."

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

Makes me wanna melt!!!
Dracula to Mena in "Bram Stoker's Dracula"

"Nobody gets in to see The Wizard; not nobody, not no how!"

Ok, if I can't sing at my own wedding, I guess I'll have to show everyone my ass..."Cousin, Cousine."

let's go for a little ride.
Vin Diesel
Fast and the Furious

Swimming with Sharks:
"Find what you really want"
and The Edge:
"What one man can do, another man can do"

Well, maybe I shouldn't have come at all, JERK OFF!
- The Cable Guy
That's the best one I can think of off-hand.

I don't really have a favorite but when reading this question the one that first popped up in my head was "I'll be back" from the terminator movies, not sure why that stuck in my head, havent seen any of those movies in a while.

My favourite movie line is 'i'll be back' out of the terminator film, it was great, the way Arnold said it made me laugh!!!

Make my day. Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry"

and

Hey man, don't make with the negative vibes!
Donald Sutherland "Kelly's Heroes"

damnit janet