Tell us your plan for world domination.

No....it's not!

Oh dear! Allergic to chocolate or strawberries, how sad. Well, how about this dessert: pound cake, pears poached in apple cider with crystallized ginger, butterscotch sauce? I knew I was onto something when my sweetie licked the plate. You could add whipped cream, but that would be overdoing it, IMO.

Runs away screaming! (but not like a girl)

I'm not allergic to either but was wondering what you would give those who were. The dessert you suggested sounds wonderful!

I don't want to dominate the world. I'd rather sit quietly and read a good book.

Damn, my browser won't let me vistit the page.

Fine, I'l just think up of my own way.

Let me tell you about my plan for world domination. First of all I will provide the masses a means by which they will be oblivious to reality and truth. Then I will force feed them lies of my own maniacal creation. After I have have successfully programmed each and every individual on the whole planet to do my bidding I shall face a divine fiery punishment for my crimes against humanity, dragging along all those who believed me. Hahahahahahaaaaaaa!

I will first put you all in a mental asylum, so you can't stop me. This site does have reasonable proof of your insanity. Next, I take a bunch of explosives and drive them down into the Earth and set them for remote detonation. I then take a few select people and A LOT of supplies, put them in a rocket and blast them to the moon. I will follow with a bunch of more supplies. I will steal Space Shuttles and send them out into space carrying supplies, then I will detonate the explosives, which will blow up the Earth. Then, if there is any left, I will salvage all that is possible from space debris and satellites and maybe invade the ISS.

Website-generated evil plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

I have a new plan.

Title: "How to go about World Domination"

Stage One

Kill everyone.

Stage Two

Laugh maniacally (may need to practice this *before* Stage One to get it right)

Stage Three

There is no Stage Three.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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SO: PREPARE FOR THE DOOMSDAY!!! If you're nice, I'll let SC be running under my reign.

Yeah, and how are you planning to seduce the pope?

LMAO

I will wear nothing but a big pointy hat.

I don't have one.

I have no plan for world domination.

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Send all non-white people out of the country, eliminate the middle east leaders, take over and occupy the oil fields, monopolize the banks, hmm, maybe more.