| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|
| 31 | I'd worry so much less than I have...I'd piss off more people than I have, knowing that nothing I do or nothing they do to me really matters....I'd love more and take longer to get to know people. | If you could live it over... |
| 32 | I mother and wife best. Next best...either carburetors or ace exams in school. | What do you do best? |
| 33 | No problem...I'll bet a coffin would be a great night's sleep. I'd sleep like the dead. | Would you sleep in a coffin over night? |
| 34 | Cremated, please. Saves room and money. | Would you prefer to be cremated or buried? |
| 35 | My ex-husband doesn't like me because I make him pay child support. My ex-roommates don't like me because I beat the crap out of them for fudging up my hard drive. kaleb777 doesn't like me because I'm communist. My hometown doesn't like me because I'm Lebanese, and they're all WASPs. My ex-boss doesn't like me because I was a 'traitor' and went to work for the competition. My classmates don't like me because I have higher grades than they do and can answer all the questions during lecture. A former coworker doesn't like me because I got him fired for sexually harrassing me. | Who doesn't like you and why? |
| 36 | Tell me I've made some sort of positive impact on your life, your day, or your situation. Or that I've done a good job on your carburetor. | What is the best compliment someone can give you? |
| 37 | I'm definitely layered like an onion, but I'm nowhere near as smelly. | Would you consider yourself an onion or a potato? |
| 38 | Closed. No matter the cause of death. I prefer to remember my loved ones as they were in life, rather than the way they looked in the coffin. If I must attend an open-casket funeral, I stay toward the back and I don't file past the coffin with everyone else. | Would you prefer an open or closed casket at a wake or funeral service? |
| 39 | No, the vending machines at the university only have candy bars and snack cakes. | Does the place to which you go everyday (work, school, etc.) have vending machines which sell sandwiches stored in triangle-shaped containers? |
| 40 | This is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life! | From "Alice in Wonderland", "Why is a raven like a writing desk?' |
