Searching "comments":
| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 61 | Can't we just execute Clinton and be done with it? (In case there are any Federal agents reading this, I said "execute" not "assassinate".) This thing has gotten completely out of hand. I mean, I despise Bill Clinton as much as anyone (I wouldn't allow him in my home or near my family, for example) but at this point it's just silly. | Should President Clinton have to testify before Ken Starr's grand jury if subpeonaed? |
| 62 | I can't imagine which of these choices would encompass Technical Writing, so I chose "one you forgot". I suppose it could be Technology, but isn't everything technology in some way? ***steve: How do you know I don't run a tech document company that does contract work? That would put me in the technical writing industry, would it not? ***Okay, you got me, I was avoiding the question. | In which industry do you work? |
| 63 | Damn, I can't believe I picked "yes, somewhat"...what the hell is wrong with me?!? | Are you critical of yourself? |
| 64 | I've tried playing, but since I'm 6'4" and they don't usually have rental clubs for people my size, I have not had much success. Once I hit double par I just stop playing the hole and move on. I like watching golf on TV, though. It's second only to Bob Ross' "The Joy of Painting" in terms of inducing the perfect couch nap. | FORE!!! |
| 65 | I couldn't think of a better description of hell. ***Jamey: you're welcome! | If you were given the opportunity to somehow become immortal (you will never die, you will live on forever - nothing can kill you), would you do it? |
| 66 | It's a good bar bet anyway: I can name all 50 American states in alphabetical order in about 15 seconds. Neat, huh? Interesting (maybe) how I came by this skill...in 3rd grade Social Studies, my teacher taught us a song called "Fifty Nifty United States". In order to get us excited about learning it, she told us it was written by Fats Domino. Eventually I realized this was a ruse, but what a totally freaking lame one! What third grader circa 1976 knew or cared who Fats Domino was?!? Nothing like dating yourself, eh? But anyway the song went like this: | My most useless skill... |
| 67 | What kills me is those people who put down disco (the 70s bell-bottom version), then put on a C+C Music Factory album. Don't kid yourself...dance music (or techno or house or what-have-you) is disco whether you like it or not. And about 98% of it really sucks. It exists solely to make drunk people shake their asses, thereby eliminating the need for people to converse or otherwise learn about each other or themselves in any meaningful way. Disposable music created by disposable machines for the enjoyment of disposable people... Here's an interesting exercise for those of you who enjoy disco/dance/whatever. Next time you hear that constant mechanical beat, hum a Sousa march along with it. Notice a similarity? Good, now go put on your uniform and join the other automatons in the Lemming Brigade. | Disco |
| 68 | Is this a current trend? Where? I've never heard of it before now... | Do you agree with the current trend to ban ice cream trucks from residential neighborhoods? |
| 69 | Generally, I prefer to conceal the fact that it's my birthday. I just don't want it hanging over my head all day. But if people are going to know about it anyway, I'd want a surprise party. I've never had one (not on my birthday anyway) and they just look so fun. But they're a real pain in the ass to organize and I can't imagine who would be in a position to throw me one anyway, so whatever. Birthday shmirthday. | On my birthday... |
| 70 | Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. Then I'll go out looking for people who think it's the new millennium so I can slap them (or maybe just explain the math to them). | What do you think will happen on January 1, 2000? |
