Searching "comments":
| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | A lot of my job involves surfing the web. I rarely spend personal time in front of a computer these days. | How much time per week do you spend surfing the net? |
| 2 | Mass belief in any psuedo-science is a dangerous thing. | Do you believe in Astrology? |
| 3 | I am harrassed by too many telemarketers -- I always let my machine pick up first. | Do you use your answering machine to screen calls (deciding whether to pick up only after hearing who is calling)? |
| 4 | No. Last I heard, the tooth fairy bumped him off. | Do you believe in Santa Claus? |
| 5 | A plateful of Valium; I have no desire to be lucid at my execution. | You are on death row; you are scheduled to be executed at midnight; you have no hope of pardon. The guard comes up to your prison cell and asks, "What do you want for your last meal?". What do you say? |
| 6 | On the beach, as long as I have my scuba gear, a decent internet connection, and a source for SPF 50 sunscreen. | Where would you rather live? |
| 7 | I used to have computer-illiterate friends, but it seems like everyone has e-mail these days (even my Mom!). | Do you have any friends that are computer-illiterate? |
| 8 | yes, but i'd spend more time concentrating on it instead of messing around with computers. | If you had to do it all over again would you choose the same major in college? (what is your major?) |
| 9 | I like the 4th -- it's usually great weather, and often a long weekend away from work. | Which of these holidays is your favorite? |
| 10 | "You better marry me, you bastard." (Really. You had to be there.) | What's the funniest thing you've ever said? |
