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1681(scratches calf)
uh, well...bessie doesn't think so

You know you're getting old when .....
1682bessie the cow, silly!You know you're getting old when .....
1683actually, it's Bessie the Bag O' milk  * smile * You know you're getting old when .....
1684well sure, for almost everything is better than milk! like cheese for example...cheese is better than milk
are ya hankering for a hunk now?
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1685yay for hankerin'!

we get this stuff called farmer's cheese, holy cow is it ever wonderful. it's a white cheese that is softer in texture, but not super soft like mozzerella or anything. the flavor is mild, but has a distinct taste to it. the stuff just goes w/ everything, it's fabulous.
great...now i'm a hankerin'.
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1686your stomach sounds like mine
(rumble rumble grumble roar)
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1687hrm...then whose am i hearing?

oh...i'll bet it's that darn bessie...
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1688i had to disrupt her grazing to tell her...but boy oh boy was she ever mooooooved!! she thinks you love her, ya know.You know you're getting old when .....
1689ok, so i told her, and she said, "what, am i mooving too quick? am i not foxy enough for him? does he think i'm a pig?"
i told her to relax, but she got all catty, and fainted anyhow. i bent down to check her out, she felt all clamy...poor thing
man...does she ever feel dogged. but i feel the need to protect you, for she mentioned something about ramming something somewhere....
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1690i guess this means that you shouldn't be bent over looking down any worm holesYou know you're getting old when .....
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