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| # | Comment | Survey |
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| 11 | Not officially. I started flute too late to get into the band even though I seemed to have a bit of a knack for it. I stopped playing after high school. I took guitar lessons for a year but never joined a band and therefore never really got very good. | Did you play a musical instrument in high school? |
| 12 | I sew stuff up when the seams split. Usually I use dental floss because it's more durable than the wimpy filaments they try to pass off as thread these days. | Do you sew? |
| 13 | The only ones I'm really familiar with at all are skunks. We had a dearth of wildlife where I grew up. | Which animal is your favorite member of the mustelid family? |
| 14 | Way to go, Dino! Just stick to watching them on tv, if you want my advice. | Which animal is your favorite member of the mustelid family? |
| 15 | My mother. My father was sort of the Emperor Palpatine figure in the background, distant, aloof, mysterious and menacing. But day-to-day Vader-style mop-up duties fell to my mother. If I was really misbehaving my father would be summoned and I would panic and do whatever my mom said. | Who was the major disciplinarian in your home when you were growing up? |
| 16 | I know this one! Ok, Diet Coke, favored drink of mountain climbers because they don't want a lot of extra flab hampering them as they ascend to the heavens, is sweetened by the artificial sweetener Nutrasweet, which everybody knows was originally developed as a cure for stomach ulcers. Right so now stomach ulcers turn out to be caused by a bacterium which means that Diet Coke is antibacterial. As you are all further aware, overuse of antibacterial products can breed resistant strains of germs. Ok, hold that thought because before reaching the dramatic conclusion, we have to explore another aspect of Diet Coke, which is that when you drink it you become surrounded by nubile, heavy-breasted young ladies in bikinis. This fact can easily be verified in any commercial. Right, so obviously this guy was climbing a mountain, dressed in expensive climbing gear, when he pops open a Diet Coke to cool his parched throat. This immediately causes the nubile young ladies to appear from behind a rock outcropping and summon the fellow into the local hot tub. Being a vital and enthusiastic man, our protagonist would of course be prepared to join them when he suddenly realizes he doesn't have a bathing suit! Well, it's all good among that special breed of Diet Coke friends so he would of course strip down to his birthday suit and leap into the hot tub, now carrying nothing more on his body than his can of Diet Coke and its accompanying straw. This, of course, is when his massive staph-infected blister which no known antibiotic could have cured because of the frequent Nutrasweet imbibation bursts, oozing gallons of stinking black pus into the bubbling hot tub. Our hero, having suddenly lost most of the moisture in his body and despite being in a hot tup full of water and carrying a can of that most refreshing of elixirs, Diet Coke, does immediately keel over dead. But not before, in one last theatric gesture, he tries to save himself by literally clutching at his straw on the way down. Ah, Sir Edmund, you died as you lived, with vervre, bubbles and a can of Diet Coke. Did I get it right? | What happened here? |
| 17 | Oh.  | What happened here? |
| 18 | A vampire. Ever seen the movie Nadja? Anyway vampires are pretty cool. Of course if it were one of these stanky, rotting meat vampires I might pick the werewolf instead. | If you had to choose, who would you rather date? |
| 19 | Sometimes. I always find it amusing when someone inadvertently speaks sixteen rhymed couplets of dactyllic hexameter and correctly predicts my future, though. | Do you find it amusing when someone inadvertently speaks in rhyme? |
| 20 | I'd take the nice neighborhood, I think. I'm not that concerned with my own living space but I would like to have some nice neighbors and a nice view. | Which would you prefer and why? |
