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51dang, youre luckyWhat is the most ridiculous chain letter you have read?
52ok, I GOT ONE!!! i think it is so funny i am gonna try some of them!!!

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let
one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this
What is the most ridiculous chain letter you have read?
53wow, doesnt anyone get stuff like this? or maybe delete it before you know what it is? i guess most are annoying...What is the most ridiculous chain letter you have read?
54honeymoonWhat do we call this period of time today?
55i always wondered what they meant by that - cool!Where does the phrase, "Mind your P's and Q's" come from and what does it mean?
56spades - david
hearts - charlemagne
clubs - alexander the great
diamonds - caesar

only cuz i had cards with it written on them once
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Do you know who they are?
57probably 14 but not with permissionHow old were you when you first dated?
58right now south atlantic
otherwise north atlantic
What is the nearest ocean to you?
59my mom says when i was a baby i was fussy, so she would put me in a bouncie chair and put me on the washing machine while it was running and i would just go to sleep. i said what did grandma do in those times? mom said grandma would take her out to the river and beat her on a rock for a while and she would just go to sleep.Give me some stand up jokes.
60right now i am picturing a calendar hanging on my wall

but i relate mostly everything to numbers
How do you picture or map out the days, months, and numbers?
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