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51A law enforcing "overhand" installation of toilet paper would be neat.

ON REINSTALLING:
Without hesitation, I will reinstall at a friends or relatives house. After saving them from the Toilet Tissue Liberation Front, I inform them of my great deed. Sometimes I get evil looks, but evil looks have never hurt anyone before.
Do you think there is a "correct" way to install a roll of toilet tissue on the dispenser?
52I would give up my kidney out of guilt. Before doing so, I would encourage my dear father to sign a legally binding contract that would force him to turn away from his illegal ways. If he fails to comply, I get my kidney back.

A: Dad, you haven't kept up your part of the deal. I want my kidney back.
B: Drop dead, mate, it's mine now.
A: (Reaching into the silverware drawer...) Is that your final answer?
B: You bet.
A: (Makes a very ragged incision into dad, removes kidney, packs freshly removed kidney on ice, runs to hospital and asks them to reinstall kidney.)
B: (Dies.)
A: (With reinstalled kidney.) Stupid ol' man.

THE END.
Would you give a kidney to this person?
53Really unpleasant food. According to everyone I've met that has travelled around England, the food is rather unpleasant. Granted most of the people who commented have been from Japan.What do you imagine when you hear the phrase "English Food"?
54Why do we have to work? Better yet, why do I have to work. I really don't care about the rest of you. *looks around for that 'Publishers Clearing House' check.*In general, how stressful is your job?
55I may need to attend a 12-step program.Do you suffer from Music Time-Warp Syndrome?
56to die healthy.
to die financially free.
to die without any large regrets, the kind that make you weep.
to die without fear.
What is your mission in life?
57I thought sandals with socks got you a ride on 'Ol' Sparkey'.I would never consider dating or being involved with someone who....
58I thought sandals with socks got you a ride on 'Ol' Smokey'.I would never consider dating or being involved with someone who....
59Wholesale!Do you believe in revenge?
60Black Adder! I love that show! Why isn't it on the list?
Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy! I saw only a few episodes. Loved the books.

The English have good shows and bad shows. The Americans have good shows and bad shows. Yes, even the Canadians have good shows and bad shows.

No one country has a market on humour. Humour is based on knowing the background information or the references.

I loved Fawlty Towers, but I had no idea about the cast and who they were and what other things they had done. So, I missed that aspect of the show. Still, I was able to enjoy it.

Did I really write all of that? Just ignore my ranting.
Which of these British television shows have you seen?
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