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| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 11 | I've also been to the Azores, which is not listed.
I've been to the U.K., but to be more specific, just England & Wales | Which of the following countries have you been to? |
| 12 | I've heard that soaking onions and slicing them in ice water helps.
Then there's Ron Popeil -- the TV infomercial man & his special knives, who claims "the only tears you'll shed are tears of joy! But-wait ----- there's-more..." | Have you ever found a method of chopping onions without shedding tears? |
| 13 | Ever hear any of the " Your Mama..." jokes?
No offense intended, but for example --- Your mama's feet are so big, she has to walk to the end of the street just to turn around. Your mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on a water fountain to get a drink. Or, your mama's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her face. | How much offense do you take if someone insulted your mother, relatively speaking? |
| 14 | How about "Red Hot Memory" from the spring of 1978? (I worked as a country radio DJ back then.) | Have you ever heard of the country singer Kenny Dale? |
| 15 | My great-grandmother (on my mother's side) is Native-American. | To what degree is your family mixed race? |
| 16 | Goofy --- No explanation needed. | If you could be any Disney character, who would you be? |
| 17 | Q) What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A) With bird flu, the doctor gives you a tweetment. And with swine flu, he prescribes an oinkment. | Are you scared by swine flu? |
| 18 | My cousin is serving time for "receiving stolen property". | How many people do you know that have been imprisoned? |
| 19 | I've never done this to myself, but it was done once as part of a pedicure. The loud snapping was startling, but it didn't hurt. | Do you crack your toes? |
| 20 | I'm not an avid viewer -- in my area, she's on opposite Oprah, Barney and reruns of Seinfeld. Guess it's better to just watch Judy instead of standing before her in court. Some of those court cases are ridiculous, and Judy's berating isn't my kind of entertainment. | Do you like to watch Judge Judy? |
