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| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 81 | I be the next Vanilla ice yo! | If you were famous, which of these would you most like to be? |
| 82 | Physical features, voice and the sound of her moaning and panting! lol | What turns you on the most about your SO? |
| 83 | This was gay! When do you find out the answers?? | Which of the following statements do you believe to be true? |
| 84 | Oh alright. Thanks a lot. | Which of the following statements do you believe to be true? |
| 85 | Hell yes. No commitment, no remembering anniversaries and a lot of friends with benefits! doesn't get any better! | Are you satisfied with your sex life? |
| 86 | Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Crap is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your nasty conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns [Eminem] Fudge that! Do that crap! Shoot that dog! Can you afford to blow this crap? Are you that rich? Why you give a fudge if she dies? Are you that dog? Do you really think she gives a fudge if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this crap (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) {sound of static} ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Crap!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little dog's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fudge this dog right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Crap, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fudge that, hit that crap raw dawg and bail.. {sound of static} {pickup idling, radio playing} [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. ("WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] Fudge that crap, you just caught this dog cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUDGE slittin her throat, CUT THIS dog'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this crap? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill you jerk! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fudge you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw fudge it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? {gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired} | What are your favourite lyrics from a song? |
| 87 | Rule # 1 ... Timmer is never wrong! | Can you admit you're wrong? |
| 88 | lol | Can you admit you're wrong? |
| 89 | No. I will spice up your sex life, roll you a joint, buy you a drink! I'm your new best friend! | Do you consider yourself to be a difficult person to get along with? |
| 90 | I'm as real as people come | Do many people know the "real" you? |
