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| 1001 | Once upon a time there was a season. This season was called "Summer". Then, there was a man who claimed he knew what this group of rich, white teenage kids did that last time "Summer" was around and he hacked them all up one by one scream after scream victim after victim and he almost got the last dog but she hit him in the face with that thing that goes around on a boat and he supposedly drowned. But, all good things must...return to kill again and again and again and again... *breathes heavily, wipes brow...nap time* | Re-write any movie as a childrens story in as few lines as possible. |
| 1002 | Once upon a time there was a holiday. And this holiday was called "Halloween"... ...? | Re-write any movie as a childrens story in as few lines as possible. |
| 1003 | I'm glad this was kept "multiple" - even though at first glance it looks like there's no reason for that. I checked "...invasion of privacy", "I don't know" and "Other". "I don't know" - haven't read enough yet. I do think it's an invasion of privacy to mandate this testing. But, my 3rd grade history teacher said something I'll never forget, defining "individual rights": "Your rights end where someone else's begins." If not knowing what kids are using drugs is somehow infringing on the rights of others, then "invading" an individual's privacy no longer stands protected by law. That is, if this testing is the only way to discover them. At the point I understood all that, I'd then vote "I agree". "Other" = I intend to read more about the issue, it's very interesting. | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1004 | Interesting article and more interesting area. I couldn't get back to the redirecting link, which I wanted to. That has to be an area for editorials, right? Thanks for the link! | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1005 | Diiiiid. Partee on, diiiiiid. Rowk straight, mon! Gettin' a life is for total looosers, man. | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1006 | "How can not knowing what others are up to be considered an infringment..." My mind always travels forward, to the courtroom with questions like these. DA: So, Principle Skinnard, you say you had no clue that the defendant, young Mr. Simpson here, was in the habitual practice of indulging in illegal drugs, is that so? Skinnard: No, no I'm afraid I didn't. Past his infectious, underachieving attitude and periodic outburst for me to consume his undergarments...I had no idea the use of drugs was a factor in his behavior. DA: 'Behavior', hm. Showing to school, stony-eyed and equipped with an Ouze in each hand, ranting how "Santa's Little Helper2" made him do it as he blew away two faculty, one Scottish janitor and 16 classmates? [DA leans in close] DA: Is this the...'behavior' you speak of, sir? (A little dramatic, but you get the point.) | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1007 | Interesting note: If you've ever watched the Simpsons...you know that Scottish janitor? That's a character based on the father of a friend of mine. His father came from Scotland, was a janitor at one of the writer's school back in his day. That friend, Craig, worked on the first two seasons of the show - he has a small collection of hand-drawn, nicely-framed illustrations signed to him by Matt Groening. He was just a PA on the show. He said he loved the job. He got to chase meals for the writers when they'd stay late, then listen in on their brainstorming. His said it was always a laugh-fest for all of them. | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1008 | *gives up debate, prepares to shoot up for first time* (quickly asks for help as heroine drips freely from the chamber of 9mm pistol) | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1009 | Oooo. Good point. *mulling, mulling* | What do you think of random drug testing of high school students? |
| 1010 | My Ma puts in bits of apple, Kraft salad dressing. Isss gooood dat way. | How do you doctor a tuna sandwich? |
