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141I don't mind the ad on the website screen at all. It's the little freakin' windows they launch that carry you off to God-only-knows-where and then not being able to get back to the original window. Really hacks me off > * frown * How do you feel about internet web sites that automatically launch new windows containing ads?
142Mmmmmm, questionnaires. Just like Mom used to make. That's why I'm here on SC. Ask me weird questions.When assisting companies with market research, do you prefer to fill in a questionnaire or have an interview?
143Damn, I never knew I was so productive!  * raspberry * Have you produced one of these things?
144First, I offer my condolences for the loss of your loved one. It helped me to understand the pain I felt after my mother died was in direct proportion to the love I had for her. My most practical advice is: Take it easy on yourself for a while. Try to avoid making life-altering decisions until you feel better. Find comfort in your friends and family, let them do things for you even if you don't feel like having them done, they need to help you as much as you need to be helped. Last, but not least, a journal can sometimes be the best help for sorting out your feelings...you will have some you don't especially feel like sharing and you'll need to get them out. Any advice for dealing with the death of a parent?
145Kirsten Dunst. I'm really out of touch, I don't know half of these actresses.Which of these actresses do you think will be major players in Hollywood for many years to come?
146Parking pass for work. Things hanging from the rearview just distract me when I'm driving. While we're on the subject, that reminds me of this joke...

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My Gosh!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and then there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..."

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!"

(No offense intended to blondes in general, but this just cracked me up!  * smile * )
What do you have hanging from your rear view mirror?
147 * laughing out loud * "...It's 4 A.M., do you know where your car is?" Harry Dean Stanton walks the walk 'n talks the talk!What do you have hanging from your rear view mirror?
148It made the email rounds at work, thought everyone had heard it before. I don't tell blonde jokes as a rule, but it was just so cute.What do you have hanging from your rear view mirror?
149No, but my insignificant other was disturbingly fond of cauliflower. He's currently under psychiatric care.  * grin * Do you know what your significant other's favorite foods are?
150Very contagious! Where can I get my "yawn" inoculation?  * raspberry * Do you think yawns are contagious?
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