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| 11 | Jae you idiot, Romkey already said that. Jeesh! Come up with some new material why don'tcha?  | Can you change an electric fuse? |
| 12 | Sure I can. I can read anything. Understanding a map, well, that's a horse of a different ball game. I'm mixing up a fresh batch of idioms, anyone care for some? | Can you read a map? |
| 13 | I donate to The United Way. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when I do it (or maybe I just need some air conditioning and a shave?). | What types of charities do you regularly donate money to? |
| 14 | Someone once told me D.A.R.E. stood for "Drugs Are Really Expensive". | What types of charities do you regularly donate money to? |
| 15 | Doesn't matter to me. As long as I get the gist of what they're saying. | What do you think of the different spelling used in Survey Central? |
| 16 | I'm sure this was probably only funny to me, you know...one of those 'location jokes' as in you had to be there. Anyway, a long time ago in the trauma center of a hospital far far away I was one of those snotty little admission's representatives you all know and despise. Part of my job (other than just being generally annoying) was to create what we called a 'facesheet' with the patient's demographic & billing info on it. One of our hospital's standard admission questions for the trauma center is: "Are you here due to an accident or an illness?". We are required to ask it EVERY time no matter how obvious the answer is. A gentleman sat across from me with a beauty of a black eye - swollen completely shut. Feeling like a complete moron, I asked the accident/illness question. His reply was "Well, it's not an accident. I think she pretty much meant to hit me on purpose." He wasn't trying to be funny, but it just SLAUGHTERED me on the spot. I tried unsuccesfully not to laugh, ended up apologizing to him profusely. One of those funny and embarrassing moments I'll never forget. | What is the funniest anecdote you can tell us? |
| 17 | I don't know. If I had to bet I'd say we're running about dead last in the morality race. Then again, the world is much smaller than it used to be, perhaps a little morality might accidentally rub off on us. I shudder at the thought... | Are Americans morally superior to most other nationalities? |
| 18 | The easy answer would be no, it's not our individual faults. I think that's not necessarily the case. You get the government you permit. | Are Americans morally superior to most other nationalities? |
| 19 | Nailed me on yet another generalization. Off to the corner to reflect on the consequences of my acts... | Are Americans morally superior to most other nationalities? |
| 20 | Oh hell yes. It's everywhere you look. Just looking down at what I'm wearing...Levi's 501's, old doggie-chewed Nike's, and goodness only knows what other corporate logos I'm sporting. I didn't choose to be a multinational conglomerate shill, how did this happen? Can't chat now, I'm off to get a "PLACE YOUR AD HERE" tattoo on my forehead. | Do you think that we are exposed to too much advertising? |
