Searching "comments":
| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 21 | My head hair is Flame Red, my beard is Irish Red, my underarm hair is Coppery Red, and my pubic hair is Irish Red.  | (Yet another hair colour survey!) What's your hair colour? |
| 22 | I dunno, I've always pronounced it as: Yuhk-ee | How do you pronounce the word "pecan"? |
| 23 | "Most Boogers Picked in Five Minutes"!!! | If you were in the Guinness Book of Records, what would you be in there for? |
| 24 | I didn't give anything because I don't have a job. Thus, I have no money. | So, what did you give? |
| 25 | Zero, you can't count something that isn't there. That's like saying, "You have zero banana's. How many banana's do you not have?" It's impossible!!! | Exactly how many times is it possible to count to the same zero? |
| 26 | Honestly, I did once when I was really depressed. I am an ugly child, and I had negative 100000 self-esteem that day and in my pocket I had a pen (I think it was Pilot). So with tears in my eyes I took out all my anger at the mean kids in school on my grotesque face. I still have one of the scars running from my eyebrow to my scalp. I'm just glad I wasn't depressed enough to seriously hurt myself (as if this wasn't enough). | Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and then just picked up a pin or a needle or a letter opener or something sharp and stabbed yourself in the face over and over and over again? |
| 27 | Flathead, because if you have none of the others, you can angle this baby at awkward degrees to screw the square/phillips/hex/etc. screws in.  | What kind of screwdriver do you like best? |
| 28 | Actually, I would most like a swiss army knife with all of the above... | What kind of screwdriver do you like best? |
| 29 | I guess this proves the statement, "Women keep everything in their purses!" is true. | What kind of screwdriver do you like best? |
| 30 | I'd try to warn people, then tell my kids/grandkids to make bets with all their friends about the slave issue in 100 years so when I die and the aliens come my kids can LAUGH IN EVERYBODY'S FACES!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Well, with my luck, I ain't gettin' no booty for kids. | Exactly 100 years from now, Earthlings are scheduled to become slaves to space aliens. If only you knew this, would you risk being laughable for the rest of your life to try to warn everyone? |
