| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|
| 31 | What do you mean, "cheesy"? I thought that song was damned cool. I wish I had the album. It's a sexy song. | I wear my sunglasses... |
| 32 | Just one, huh? I'd have to say ancient Rome, in the time of Julius Caesar. | If you were granted one round trip in a time machine, where/when would you go? |
| 33 | Shouldn't Oreo be capitalized? | How do you usually eat an oreo cookie? |
| 34 | Too complex to answer this or that. What kind of job is it? How do I judge the people as people? Is the black woman easier to deal with? Then I'd hire her. There are a MILLION variables that go into hiring someone. Race should NEVER have anything to do with it. | You're a personnel manager, interviewing job applicants... |
| 35 | I frequently hear racist/sexist comments from people, so I expect to be sick to my stomach, followed by fury and a frantic, frenetic attempt to convince the person that his or her view is ludicrous and wrong. | When a friend or acquaintance conversing with me expresses an opinion I don't share, my initial response frequently is to... |
| 36 | Sex on the Beach, White Russian, Tom Collins, Fuzzy Navel, vodka & coke, etc. | If you drink alcohol, which do you prefer? |
| 37 | Who's the kid that always says his cat smells like cat litter, or something to that effect? Isn't he Chief Wiggum's son? He's my absolute favorite. | Who are your favorite Simpsons characters? |
| 38 | It depends--do I achieve immortality? Then I'd take it. | Lets say, given the chance to become a vampire (actual, fangs, killed by the sun, etc.) would you accept or deny? |
| 39 | Do I get truckloads of money? If so, I'll gladly let anyone take as many pictures of me as they want. | Would you (if given the choice) allow yourself to become a celebrity? (Celebrity status would of course include being photographed and asked for autographs when in public, but assume for this survey that the media will cast you in a GOOD light) |
| 40 | Why ask this? | Don't think, just do this: Clasp your hands together, fingers interlocking, like you're patiently waiting. Now, which thumb is on top, right or left? |
