Searching "comments":
| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 11 | Berries, peaches and a bit of ice cream for that deluxe flavor. *sips* Delicious! | I'm going to make you a fruit smoothie. What do you want in it? |
| 12 | Yes, there should be three towers. NY office space is just too valuable to waste. A monument could be incorporated into the new complex. | Do you think the World Trade Centre should be rebuilt? |
| 13 | God, love, rock'n'roll, justice, freedom and me. | I believe in... |
| 14 | No, I take SC, like the rest of my vices, in moderation. | If there was an organization called Survey Central Addicts Anonymous, do you think you would need to join? |
| 15 | Nope. | Have you ever phoned the emergency number? |
| 16 | Just twice. | Have you ever suffered from insomnia? |
| 17 | I like most of these songs, a LOT. But the best video has to be "Thriller." | What do you think is the best music video of the 80s? |
| 18 | Lessee...first you treat the vampire to a BIG dinner at Claim Jumper, by which time they're too full to offer resistance. You then take them home, sit them in a hard plastic chair and put on Frampton Comes Alive. By the end of the album, they're ready for the next step, which involves a cauterizing chemical. Mix evaporated milk, sugar and some chocolate together in a BIG bowl, put in the microwave on high for 10 minutes, then pour the resulting sludge over the vampire. The temperature should burn it mostly to a crisp, but you might need to apply Nair mixed with witch hazel just to finish it off. Then, set the remains in front of the TV and subject it to a 15-hour marathon of old Family Double Dare episodes. Scrape what's left off the chair (with a spatula or pickaxe), slip it into a large plastic baggie and bury it under the begonias. Make sure to water it every day (twice in the summer), and in 36 months you should have a nice weed-filled patch...perfect for a couple days of back-breaking labor, pulling out the weeds. Then plant an apple tree, and in 10 years or so you should have some nice apples coming in every fall. Make a pie, and give it to someone who deserves it. Then log on to the internet and go to a survey site. Wait until someone asks how to kill a vampire, then give them this technique. It works very very well. | What is the best/most reliable way to kill a vampire? |
| 19 | The traveling Vietnam Wall. It certainly made me reflect on the waste that war really is. Not just in resources, but in lives. | Have you visited a war memorial? How did it make you feel? |
| 20 | 9. Phew! | What is your Serial Killer quotient? |
