Searching "comments":
| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|---|---|
| 41 | Hey! That was behind my back! No fair! I like the pornographic undertone you gave the "Tale of It" (above) ... I have to say ... you probably roar during sex, don't you, M? | Put the following word into a sentence. |
| 42 | There are other things about the two of us (mainly involving things about you) that ensure we won't be clanging any bells together anytime soon, M. Still ... you paint an exotic picture. | Put the following word into a sentence. |
| 43 | And ... what a *meal* M is! | Put the following word into a sentence. |
| 44 | Happily - the area in which you have planted your rank bum, because I'm all *for* ridding the planet of losers who seem happy with stinking up the world. Call me a do-gooder. | Which area of your country would you get rid of? |
| 45 | But, Dino - careful! You certainly don't want to go carelessly "flipping" your entire month's pay like that. Remember the *last* time you ran dry of your supply of dry noodles and water? You couldn't eat for 20 or so days - 10 *longer* than usual! Just be careful, you're deprived enough in the cranium as it is, you don't need to flirt with disaster like that, ya little ruffian ya. | Which area of your country would you get rid of? |
| 46 | No one can die of "blue-dom", confetti. The average human chin weighs only 1.1 pounds. So, there's no excuse to have that one part of you weighing you down - keep the chin up! Toward the sky! Leave the drama for those bad-dressing, carpeting trekkers from last Sunday night! | Which area of your country would you get rid of? |
| 47 | As of 03/30/2002: On this page ... Update word count for "Gay": 13 Update word count for "Homo" (or extension thereof): 36 Either way, it looks like the crotch-cannibals will take it. You now may return to your regularly-scheduled doging and whining. | If your son or daughter confessed to you that they were homosexual how would you react? |
| 48 | I really don't care what STRAIGHT people do. Just as long as they keep it in their bedrooms, to themselves. Why do they have to kiss in public like that? It's disgusting. | If your son or daughter confessed to you that they were homosexual how would you react? |
| 49 | Is it just me, or does anyone else believe that the good people of Survey Central should add to its survey rating choices ... maybe an option that expresses "this survey should kill its own creator, then wither away ... preferably unnoticed"? That is, on behalf of *this* survey, which has been good enough to impose on us its bothersome, dreary tone, no doubt mirroring the life of its creator. | If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as to this question? |
| 50 | I have but *once* been damaged in my lifetime, Mandy - the moment I discovered you were the result of yet another nameless birth, appending to this world's already overcrowded class of losers. | If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as to this question? |
