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| 1 | Say what? This question reminds me of the era when people used to wear onions around their waist, as was fashion of the time. And why are kids so lazy these days? When I was a kid we used to chop four quarts of wood every day 'cause choppin' was popular back then. But that was when the War was goin' on, so people tended to drink lots of juice since milk was as scarce as farnarkle hoodwinks. | Are you a good or bad listener? |
| 2 | NO! Get thee to a nunery! | Name a classical composition by an English composer. |
| 3 | Masturbate to it ten or twenty times. Then tell them that you didn't watch it because what ever they did that night on the video is just between them... and the other woman... and the midget... and the donkey. | You borrow a neighbor's video camera, when you discover a video of them having sex,do you... |
| 4 | Everyone likes Dolemite. But that vader guy is FUDGING PRICK! | Do you think any other SC users don't like you? |
| 5 | Top? Uh, okay.. back to la la land... Alright, I like Dennis Miller to some extent, his HBO rants are usually pretty funny, and his guest are great. But those others shouldn't even be associated with the word "comedian." I'm more a fan of Chris Rock and the irreverent George Carlin. | Rate these top Comedians. |
| 6 | I'm at work... I guess that counts as making bread. | How long ago did you last make bread? |
| 7 | Ahhh, this survey just gives me a warm fuzzy inside. Oh wait, that was just gas. | "Do you love any, do you love none, Do you love many, can you love one, Do you love me?" |
| 8 | From what I've seen and read in the media, the drawbacks of having guns in this society outweigh all benefits. I also believe the second amendment is outdated (and less importantly, misinterpreted). I have shot rifles and shotguns, so I'm not totally uniformed. But I'm sure gun enthusiasts could find a much more productive way to spend their time and energy. In my gun-free utopia, only police and rangers (who would use guns to control the animal population) would carry guns. In other words, no one would be allowed to have a gun merely for recreational use. A small price to pay considering all the lives that would be saved. Guns would also be so heavily controlled that criminals would have to forge the guns themselves if they really wanted them. However, the real challenge for criminals would be to get bullets, which are much more difficult to manufacture. Granted my ideal is simply an unattainable utopia, but some other countries do have lower homicide rates due to gun control. | How do you feel about guns? |
| 9 | My roommates an I play poker every Friday. It's a ritual. | What is your favorite card game? |
| 10 | No living thing cannot be selfish. The word just has a bad cannotation. | Are you selfish? |
