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31> * smile *

You know better than to give me a straight line like that.

This time, and only this time, I will desist from stating the intuitively obvious comeback.
Can you stick your big toe up all by itself?
32"heterozygous"
God bless you. (handing her a tissue)
Can you stick your big toe up all by itself?
33"Billigan's Island"If there was an island solely for Survey Central users, what would you like to see the island called?
34(bows) I normally avoid puns, but I couldn't resist...If there was an island solely for Survey Central users, what would you like to see the island called?
35No, I specialize in double entendré.
Double entendré get laughs. Puns get groans.

You think I'm trying to be punny, but I'm not.
If there was an island solely for Survey Central users, what would you like to see the island called?
36Naming names would get me in trouble with those not named.

So, suffice it to say three great conversationalists of my preferred gender with strong survival skills and insatiable sex drives...

Although I'd settle for just one who can spear fish, build a cooking fire and suck a pearl right outta an oyster without crackin' the shell.
You have just survived a plane crash in the middle of the Indian Ocean and you are washed onto a desert island. As you walk onto the island, you see three people in the distance. They are 3 survey central users. Who would you wish them to be?
37Rumor has it you are pretty "free" in any case.
I think I just found my island buddy.  * wink *
You have just survived a plane crash in the middle of the Indian Ocean and you are washed onto a desert island. As you walk onto the island, you see three people in the distance. They are 3 survey central users. Who would you wish them to be?
38(paralyzed with shock)
Ahh...you know...it might be a good idea if we practiced a little first...

Tell ya what...I'll go to Hawaii for the weekend and you can go to Crab and Lice Island.

Let me know how it works out...if you think you still wanna get marooned with me, I'll pay for your lobotomy.

You have just survived a plane crash in the middle of the Indian Ocean and you are washed onto a desert island. As you walk onto the island, you see three people in the distance. They are 3 survey central users. Who would you wish them to be?
39You said that well...You have just survived a plane crash in the middle of the Indian Ocean and you are washed onto a desert island. As you walk onto the island, you see three people in the distance. They are 3 survey central users. Who would you wish them to be?
40We went to Uruguay for five days on a short, but much needed vacation. Since I got back I have been swamped at work.

I don't think you are weird, I know it! That why I adore you.
(pounce and smooch)
You have just survived a plane crash in the middle of the Indian Ocean and you are washed onto a desert island. As you walk onto the island, you see three people in the distance. They are 3 survey central users. Who would you wish them to be?
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