| # | Comment | Survey |
|---|
| 1 | Eat that dog. | Do you eat the dog? |
| 2 | Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Dark Angel | If you could choose any three T.V. characters from any T.V. shows through out all of television history to be your best buddies for the rest of your life, who would they be? |
| 3 | Only if I had kids. And even then, I'd prefer to pay tuition than taxes. | Would you be willing to pay higher taxes in order to increase your local school budget? |
| 4 | Through an old, cob-webby bookmark | How did you discover Survey Central? |
| 5 | Now that I know there are others, how do I join the support group? | Do you suffer from Music Time-Warp Syndrome? |
| 6 | Spray the Raid! | If 4 billion cockroaches spelled out 'Stop killing us!' on your nation's primary government building, how would you react? |
| 7 | Pinto | If you were in charge of naming the first ship to carry human beings to Mars, what would you name it? |
| 8 | Colon cowboy
Dog-faced woman
pie-fudgeer
thumper
foggy | What's the worst/best nickname you've heard for someone? |
| 9 | torn bread | What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
| 10 | I've heard the tape, and I believe he simply mis-spoke, while in the process of talking about what davec mentions. | Did Al Gore invent the Internet? |
