| # | Comment | Survey |
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| 1 | i'm not wearing any pants.
| Rank the following... |
| 2 | my doges wouldn't get nearly as much business as they do without the internet.
| Q1 How important to your business / job role is the opportunity to use the Internet |
| 3 | only if by being a celebrity, i'm guaranteed an income. some people are famous, but they never get work. there's no point in being a celebrity if it's not your full time paying job, because by becoming such, you sacrifice any chance of a normal daily life. people will continually ask you for autographs, the media will take pictures of you, and in exchange for that loss of privacy and freedom, one is relieved of the responsibility of working at a steady job. so, hell yeah, it's fudging worth it. | Would you (if given the choice) allow yourself to become a celebrity? (Celebrity status would of course include being photographed and asked for autographs when in public, but assume for this survey that the media will cast you in a GOOD light) |
| 4 | hell yeah. i've seen rosemary's baby sixteen times. | If you had a child and found out when the child was three that it had been switched at birth with another baby, would you want to switch? |
| 5 | Spanish, so i can order food at Taco Bell, Hindi, so i can hit on Indian chicks, and Russian, well.. just 'cause. | If you could speak any 3 languages in the world, excluding English, which 3 would they be and why? |
| 6 | It doesn't matter if you're christian, or jewish, or athiest, or hindu. Christmas is about one thing. Presents. | During the holiday season what do you think about more? |
| 7 | Santa Claus a tool used by the capitalist corporate machine to separate the american worker from his hard earned dollar. | Do you believe in Santa Claus? |
| 8 | chat rooms seem to be a waste of time. and if it really were that popular an idea, someone would have already registered #surveycentral on irc. | Would you like it if Survey Central also had a chat room? A place where we can all get to know each other better? |
| 9 | Macaroni and Cheese, and chocolate pudding. | You are on death row; you are scheduled to be executed at midnight; you have no hope of pardon. The guard comes up to your prison cell and asks, "What do you want for your last meal?". What do you say? |
| 10 | his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
| You are on death row; you are scheduled to be executed at midnight; you have no hope of pardon. The guard comes up to your prison cell and asks, "What do you want for your last meal?". What do you say? |
