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| # | Comment | Survey |
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| 1 | To Do Today: 1. Pick up grandchildren. Try not to comment on the state of music, fashion, cinema, slang, or respect for elders these days. AVOID using the phrase "When I was your age" AT ALL COSTS. 2. Finally make an appointment for that laser eye surgery. You've dealt with myopia too long, for God's sake, and by now it should be safe. 3. Go to store, buy milk, eggs, bread, cloned steak. 4. Reinstall Kazaa Lite K++ Omni-max IP. That dang RIAA's not going to scare me off from downloadable tunes. 5. Check savings account. If good, start retirement now. 6. Pick weeds. You can only put it off for so long, and 40 years and 2 weeks is too long. 7. Buy copy of Fast Food Nation. Learn exactly what you've been shoveling down your craw your entire life. 8. Finally realize you've turned into your father. Contemplate suicide. Then realize you've turned into your grandfather. Forget suicide, life is good. | November 10, 2043: Entry...Do To-Do List |
| 2 | 1. The Clash 2. Uh... 3. Flock of Seagulls 4. Metallica 5. Perry Como 6. Bee Gees 7. Nirvana 8. Backstreet Boys 9. Uh... 10. Shania Twain (although she's crossover...) 11. Isn't that Country? 12. Uh... 13. Duke Ellington 14. Uh... 15. Mozart 16. Bob Marley 17. Luther Vandross 18. P. Diddy 19. Beatles! 20. Enrique Iglesias 21. Bing Crosby 22. Uh...Barry Manilow? | What is the *first* band, artist, or song that comes to mind when you read each of these words? |
| 3 | Spanish rice.  | Let's have a Survey Central potluck supper. What food or drink will you bring? |
| 4 | Cross-eyed, U tongue, and something interesting. I can cross both eyes, leave one frozen in place, and move the other around. Then I cross and freeze that eye and move the other around. Freaks people out. Oh, and I can sneer, but I forgot to check that. Oh well. | Which facial "party tricks" can you perform? |
| 5 | Garion (from the Belgariad series by David and Leigh Eddings) Silk (from same) Polgara (from same) Jimmy the Hand/Duke James of Krondor (from Raymond E. Feist's extended Riftwar series) Huckleberry Finn Data (from the ST:TNG novels) I'll probably think of more... | Who are your favorite book characters? |
| 6 | Well, NOW we use gold coins again, in the US. | What currency do you use in your country, and what does it look like? |
| 7 | Okay, start with a large glass bowl, add several scoops of good old fat-filled Ice Cream(it just tastes better), strawberry, chocolate and vanilla flavor, top with bananas, nuts, hot fudge, strawberry sauce, caramel sauce, crushed pineapple, cherries, whipped cream, and more nuts. I'll have a Cherry Coke on the side, and some Ice Cubes (hazelnut chocolate nuggets) to go. Thanks! Tomorrow I'll stop by for some cherry pie and a tall cold glass of milk. (Hey, it's virtual! No diets here) | Welcome to Phoebe's imaginary ice cream parlor. What do you crave? |
| 8 | After looking at what everyone else ordered...confetti, will you please actually OPEN this marvelous shop of yours? | Welcome to Phoebe's imaginary ice cream parlor. What do you crave? |
| 9 | Nuclear as can be... | What type of family do you live in? |
| 10 | Well, I'm sure that if it were daytime, it would be sunny. | Is it sunny outside? |
