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cerealkiller  
| | #1 posted October 22, 2009 at 3:11pm (EST) |
Works the same. But you now first provide a question to correspond with the answer supplied by the previous person. Then you supply an answer.
Example:
Previous person:
A: Obama
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Q: Who's the socialist leader of the free world?
A: Murder
You're next ...................... |
cerealkiller
| | #81 posted October 28, 2009 at 4:30pm (EST) |
Q: What are dead cows hung on meat racks called?
A: Texas Chainsaw Massacre |
gambler
| | #82 posted October 28, 2009 at 6:28pm (EST) |
Q) Name a remake that didn't need to be done?
A) Light Anti-Tank Weapon, also referred to as the Light Anti-Armor Weapon or LAW as well as LAWS Light Anti-Armor Weapons System) |
cloudhugger 
| | #83 posted October 28, 2009 at 7:28pm (EST) |
Q: What is LongHaulTrucker's new name?
A: It's all in the wrist. |
Wicksy
| | #84 posted October 29, 2009 at 4:28am (EST) |
Q: How do you masturbate for a whole day?
A: Big and black |
bill 
| | #85 posted October 29, 2009 at 8:35am (EST) |
Q: What does your ego look like after you get flamed?
A: Rainbows and unicorns. |
Wicksy
| | #86 posted October 29, 2009 at 8:56am (EST) |
Q: What is better than life itself?
A: I am sorry but I am NOT going to answer this disgusting question! |
FordGuy
| | #87 posted October 29, 2009 at 10:16am (EST) |
Q: Have you ever sniffed your finger after it breaks through the toilet paper?
A: A long rope. |
Scott
| | #88 posted October 29, 2009 at 10:32am (EST) |
Q: What did my cum shot look like after going two weeks without sex or masturbating?
A: Not unless your grandmother is okay with it. |
icurok
| | #89 posted October 29, 2009 at 12:29pm (EST) |
Q. Will you give my grandfather a reacharound?
A. Wet socks
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Wicksy
| | #90 posted October 29, 2009 at 12:31pm (EST) |
Q: There is nothing worse than... |
cerealkiller
| | #91 posted October 29, 2009 at 12:45pm (EST) |
A: Wicksy
Q: Who doesn't seem to get how this thread works?
A: Michael Jackson |
Wicksy
| | #92 posted October 29, 2009 at 5:03pm (EST) |
Ok ok, I made a mistake! Sorry to ruin your post, CK
Q: Who likes children in a non perverted way?
A: Thieves |
cerealkiller
| | #93 posted October 29, 2009 at 5:28pm (EST) |
Q: Most drug addicts are also what?
A: Pink |
Wicksy
| | #94 posted October 29, 2009 at 5:38pm (EST) |
Q: What do you pot in snooker after the blue and before the black?
A: swallow |
Melf
| #95 posted October 29, 2009 at 5:53pm (EST)
edited October 29, 2009 at 5:53pm (EST) |
Q. What are your favourite birds? Those that...*
A. Piss EVERYWHERE
*See what I did! |
cerealkiller
| | #96 posted October 29, 2009 at 6:30pm (EST) |
Wicksy wrote:
> Q: What do you pot in snooker after the blue and
> before the black?
>
> A: swallow
??? I don't recall any of the balls being pink. Snooker is my favorite billiards game. |
cerealkiller
| | #97 posted October 29, 2009 at 6:30pm (EST) |
Melf wrote:
> Q. What are your favourite birds? Those that...*
>
> A. Piss EVERYWHERE
>
> *See what I did!
Q: What do my cats do?
A: Dongle |
Wicksy
| | #98 posted October 29, 2009 at 6:38pm (EST) |
cerealkiller wrote:
> Wicksy wrote:
>> Q: What do you pot in snooker after the blue and
>> before the black?
>>
>> A: swallow
>
>
> ??? I don't recall any of the balls being pink. Snooker is my favorite
> billiards game.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/16012007/8/photo/set...
Above the reds |
cerealkiller
| | #99 posted October 29, 2009 at 6:57pm (EST) |
Wicksy wrote:
> cerealkiller wrote:
>> Wicksy wrote:
> |>> Q: What do you pot in snooker after the blue
> and
> |>> before the black?
> |>>
> |>> A: swallow
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>>
>> ??? I don't recall any of the balls being pink.
> Snooker is my favorite
>> billiards game.
>
>
> http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/16012007/8/photo/set...
>
> Above the reds
You must color them differently over there. |
cerealkiller
| | #100 posted October 29, 2009 at 6:57pm (EST) |
cerealkiller wrote:
>
> Q: What do my cats do?
>
> A: Dongle
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gambler
| #101 posted October 29, 2009 at 7:21pm (EST)
edited October 29, 2009 at 7:22pm (EST) |
Q) How might you say "dingle" if you had a speech impediment?
A) Parachute
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cloudhugger
| | #102 posted October 29, 2009 at 11:21pm (EST) |
Q: What you need when you jump too many big conclusions
A: My period. |
Richard47
| #103 posted October 30, 2009 at 1:14am (EST)
edited October 30, 2009 at 1:14am (EST) |
Q: What did I put at the end of my sentence?
A: Dads without yellow jelly |
Scott
| | #104 posted October 30, 2009 at 5:17am (EST) |
Q: Who was not permitted entrance to the "Dads with yellow jelly" conference?
A: He bunted with two strikes! |
Wicksy
| | #105 posted October 30, 2009 at 6:24am (EST) |
cerealkiller wrote:
> Wicksy wrote:
>> cerealkiller wrote:
> |>> Wicksy wrote:
>> |>> Q: What do you pot in snooker after the blue
>> and
>> |>> before the black?
>> |>>
>> |>> A: swallow
> |>>
> |>>
> |>> ??? I don't recall any of the balls being pink.
>> Snooker is my favorite
> |>> billiards game.
>>
>>
>> http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/16012007/8/photo/set...
>>
>> Above the reds
>
> You must color them differently over there.
No, you are obviously talking about the wrong sport. Snooker is snooker, it's not billiards, it's not pool, it's snooker.
The game you are playing is another one. This is ONLY one form of the snooker game and that involves the reds, yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. |
Wicksy
| #106 posted October 30, 2009 at 6:25am (EST)
edited October 30, 2009 at 10:59am (EST) |
Snooker reminds me of a joke.
Thinking hard about his shot, he ponders to himself:
"Do I go for the easy pink, or the tight brown?" |
cloudhugger
| | #107 posted October 30, 2009 at 10:49am (EST) |
omg lol |
cerealkiller
| | #108 posted October 30, 2009 at 12:06pm (EST) |
Q: Why was the batter struck out?
A: Samhain |
Wicksy
| #109 posted October 30, 2009 at 12:23pm (EST)
edited October 30, 2009 at 12:23pm (EST) |
Q: Do you have some ham?
A: But of course, master |
cerealkiller
| | #110 posted October 30, 2009 at 12:39pm (EST) |
Q: Girl, how about a lollipop?
A: Weasels |
bill
| | #111 posted October 30, 2009 at 1:19pm (EST) |
Q: Pops goes the what?
A: The larch. |
cerealkiller
| | #112 posted October 30, 2009 at 1:37pm (EST) |
Q: What bird was used quite often on a comedy show?
A: freezing |
Scott
| | #113 posted October 30, 2009 at 9:29pm (EST) |
Q: So, Frosty, how was it sucking the snowman's cock?
A: Acid reflux |
cloudhugger
| | #114 posted October 30, 2009 at 11:36pm (EST) |
Q: What is the worst part about sucking the devils cock.
A: The beads were under them. |
cerealkiller
| | #115 posted November 2, 2009 at 5:56pm (EST) |
Q: Why did the dead girls I killed roll down the street?
A: Death Metal. |
Richard47
| | #116 posted November 2, 2009 at 6:32pm (EST) |
Q!: What is the opposite of 'Life Metal' ?
A: The rotten sink was pretty. |
cerealkiller
| | #117 posted November 2, 2009 at 7:04pm (EST) |
Q: What would the drunk say after he puked in it?
A: pervert |
Wicksy
| | #118 posted November 3, 2009 at 4:18pm (EST) |
Q: CK is nothing but a what? 
A: Masturbate |
cerealkiller
| | #119 posted November 3, 2009 at 6:07pm (EST) |
Q: What does Frostbrand do 3 times a day?
A: The dog liked it. |
Scott
| | #120 posted November 4, 2009 at 11:47am (EST) |
Q: Why would you think that it's okay to cover your genitals with peanut butter?
A: Because he's deaf. |
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