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cerealkiller  
| | #1 posted October 22, 2009 at 3:11pm (EST) |
Works the same. But you now first provide a question to correspond with the answer supplied by the previous person. Then you supply an answer.
Example:
Previous person:
A: Obama
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Q: Who's the socialist leader of the free world?
A: Murder
You're next ...................... |
Iseult
| | #41 posted October 23, 2009 at 10:12pm (EST) |
Q: How much for a JB?
A: Sir Winston Churchill. |
Wicksy 
| | #42 posted October 24, 2009 at 4:29am (EST) |
Q: Who was voted The Greatest Briton?
A: Foxes |
Scott
| | #43 posted October 24, 2009 at 8:31am (EST) |
Q: How would you describe, in one word, Iseult, EOC, they, Irene, and Enheduanna?
A: A kiddie pool filled with Vasoline, a watermelon, a half gallon of buttermilk, some whipped cream, and thirteen raspberries. |
labjog
| | #44 posted October 24, 2009 at 9:06am (EST) |
Q: What does Scott keep on his new patio?
A;You would get a black eye. |
Iseult
| | #45 posted October 24, 2009 at 12:55pm (EST) |
Q: What happens when you disagree with your mother in law?
A: Assymetric bangs. |
gambler
| | #46 posted October 24, 2009 at 1:15pm (EST) |
Q) Make up some innocent comment, whilst thinking about "Anal Sex"
a) If you asked me to |
labjog
| | #47 posted October 24, 2009 at 1:27pm (EST) |
Q; Could you buy me a new house?
A; If you try it first. |
Melf
| | #48 posted October 24, 2009 at 1:44pm (EST) |
Q. Wanna try this tofu steak?
A. Not in a million years. |
Wicksy
| | #49 posted October 24, 2009 at 1:46pm (EST) |
Q: Will wicksy ever become religious?
A: 100%, absolutely |
Melf
| | #50 posted October 24, 2009 at 1:56pm (EST) |
Q. Do you believe in God? (mwahaha)
A. Fine, but you're the one dressing as a duck. |
cerealkiller
| | #51 posted October 24, 2009 at 3:25pm (EST) |
Q: Would you like to go duck hunting with me?
A: alcohol |
Biggles 
| | #52 posted October 24, 2009 at 3:29pm (EST) |
Q: What fluid do I choose not to imbibe?
A: Chigurh. |
Melf
| | #53 posted October 24, 2009 at 6:31pm (EST) |
Q. What was the last thing I googled?
A. Only in America! |
Richard47
| | #54 posted October 24, 2009 at 7:05pm (EST) |
Q. Where are the 50 US located?
A. A dull lobster |
Scott
| | #55 posted October 25, 2009 at 8:15am (EST) |
Q: What caused Charlie The Tuna's cocktail party to flop and its guests to go to "The Bearded Clam" to watch the game instead?
A: "I shaved it to look like a lion". |
labjog
| | #56 posted October 25, 2009 at 9:06am (EST) |
Q. What the hell did you do to your head??
A; I love it. |
gambler
| | #57 posted October 25, 2009 at 10:25am (EST) |
q) What do you think about my new truck?
a) $128 is far too much |
labjog
| | #58 posted October 25, 2009 at 10:35am (EST) |
Q: What do you think of my new nipple ring?
A:But I only squeezed it a little bit. |
Wicksy
| | #59 posted October 25, 2009 at 12:02pm (EST) |
Q: Oi, your hand has just ruined any chance of me fathering children!!
A: Oh well, tough crap. |
Scott
| | #60 posted October 25, 2009 at 12:43pm (EST) |
Q: What are your thoughts about my chronic constipation, doctor?
A: "No, but there's a good chance my sock is pregnant" |
Richard47
| | #61 posted October 25, 2009 at 11:23pm (EST) |
Q: Were your shoes having unprotected sex at the footwear orgy last week?
A: No one should if someone can |
FauxLo  
| | #62 posted October 26, 2009 at 2:47pm (EST) |
Q: Can anyone here save the world?
A: I didn't have to do anything -- he just put it in my butt. |
Melf
| #63 posted October 26, 2009 at 3:05pm (EST)
edited October 26, 2009 at 3:05pm (EST) |
Q. How was it getting that Scuba the other week?
A. Not with a bargepole... maybe with a tank. |
bill
| | #64 posted October 27, 2009 at 10:28am (EST) |
Q: How would you explore ScubaScott's bottom?
A: A fur coat. |
gambler
| #65 posted October 27, 2009 at 12:33pm (EST)
edited October 27, 2009 at 12:34pm (EST) |
Q) Name a dumb 80's excess?
A) Rubiks Cube
EDIT: That was funny Bill  BTW |
Wicksy
| | #66 posted October 27, 2009 at 2:01pm (EST) |
Q: If you were marooned on a desert island, what would be useful?
A: The English, of course!!!! |
icurok
| #67 posted October 27, 2009 at 2:02pm (EST)
edited October 27, 2009 at 2:06pm (EST) |
Q) Who lives in England
A) My Sharona |
Wicksy
| | #68 posted October 27, 2009 at 2:05pm (EST) |
You'd better change it then!!! |
cerealkiller
| | #69 posted October 27, 2009 at 2:46pm (EST) |
"Skipping Wicksy's cryptic post"
Q. What is a sorta cool song that sticks in your head and you can't get rid of it?
A: 3 to 7 |
Wicksy
| #70 posted October 27, 2009 at 3:14pm (EST)
edited October 27, 2009 at 3:14pm (EST) |
A: The English, of course!! |
cerealkiller
| | #71 posted October 27, 2009 at 4:29pm (EST) |
Q: Who are the most stuffy, boring people on the planet?
A: The Americans, of course!! |
bill
| #72 posted October 27, 2009 at 4:36pm (EST)
edited October 27, 2009 at 4:36pm (EST) |
Q: Which species of Kestrel is also known as a "Sparrow Hawk"?
A: Not if it was the last place on earth! |
FordGuy
| | #73 posted October 27, 2009 at 4:56pm (EST) |
Q: Where is Florida?
A: Blue. |
Wicksy
| | #74 posted October 27, 2009 at 4:59pm (EST) |
Q: What's your favourite type of film?
A: 16 year old girls |
cerealkiller
| | #75 posted October 27, 2009 at 5:09pm (EST) |
Q: Who are tasty yet obnoxious?
A: 800 lb gorilla |
Richard47
| | #76 posted October 27, 2009 at 6:09pm (EST) |
Q: What are you going to dress as on Halloween?
A. Trying to see it with my hair |
cerealkiller
| | #77 posted October 28, 2009 at 2:11pm (EST) |
Q: What turns orange if you don't do it right?
A: A dead rat. |
Wicksy
| | #78 posted October 28, 2009 at 2:20pm (EST) |
Q: A dead human is as bad as
A: A virgin |
cerealkiller
| | #79 posted October 28, 2009 at 3:52pm (EST) |
Q: What is very hard to find?
A: Bloody. |
Scott
| | #80 posted October 28, 2009 at 3:54pm (EST) |
Q: What do my sheets look like after finding and deflowering the elusive virgin.
A: Meat curtains |
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