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cerealkiller  
| | #1 posted October 22, 2009 at 3:11pm (EST) |
Works the same. But you now first provide a question to correspond with the answer supplied by the previous person. Then you supply an answer.
Example:
Previous person:
A: Obama
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Q: Who's the socialist leader of the free world?
A: Murder
You're next ...................... |
icurok
| | #121 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:14pm (EST) |
Q. How is it possible for a heterosexual man to sit smiling politely throughout a Britney Spears concert?
A. 3 to 7
(because Wicksy never gave a question to that one) |
cerealkiller
| | #122 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:18pm (EST) |
Q: What is the usual sentence for check forgery?
A: 310 |
icurok
| | #123 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:38pm (EST) |
Q. Left unchecked, how many children would 'Octomom' have before her vagina finally imploded?
A. 2 Girls 1 Cup |
Biggles 
| | #124 posted November 4, 2009 at 5:24pm (EST) |
Q: What topic of conversation led to me hearing about 1 Man 1 Jar?
A: Saggy mattress. |
cerealkiller
| | #125 posted November 4, 2009 at 5:45pm (EST) |
Q: What is the result of too much sex?
A: Refried beans and sour cream. |
EyesOfCharisma 
| | #126 posted November 4, 2009 at 11:37pm (EST) |
A. What I want all over my body....
Q. Make 7-up yours? |
cerealkiller
| | #127 posted November 5, 2009 at 12:35pm (EST) |
Q: What drink do you want?
A: elevated |
gambler
| | #128 posted November 5, 2009 at 12:54pm (EST) |
Q) Hoow would you like to see your status in society?
A) Go slowly & Gently |
cerealkiller
| | #129 posted November 5, 2009 at 1:05pm (EST) |
Q: What is the best way to walk on hot coals?
A: Like lightning |
FordGuy
| | #130 posted November 5, 2009 at 6:34pm (EST) |
Q: Fordguy drinks beer...
A: Yes. |
cerealkiller
| | #131 posted November 5, 2009 at 7:00pm (EST) |
Q: Do you wish Obama would be awarded a one-way ticket to Africa?
A: Sliced clean through. |
Biggles
| | #132 posted November 5, 2009 at 7:10pm (EST) |
Q: How might you describe a circumcision gone wrong?
A: We are not amused. |
cerealkiller
| | #133 posted November 5, 2009 at 7:13pm (EST) |
Q: What do parents say when they catch you J/O?
A: 1979 in Tucson, Arizona. |
gambler
| | #134 posted November 6, 2009 at 6:45am (EST) |
Q) What year and what place had one of the highest recorded temperatures ever?
A) British Airways Club Class |
Wicksy
| | #135 posted November 6, 2009 at 1:53pm (EST) |
Q: CK likes to travel
A: Oh be quiet Wicksy, you say the same stuff all the time! |
cerealkiller
| | #136 posted November 6, 2009 at 3:17pm (EST) |
Q: What would you like to say to Wicksy?
A: Obama |
Wicksy
| #137 posted November 6, 2009 at 3:28pm (EST)
edited November 6, 2009 at 3:28pm (EST) |
Q: Name a good president.
A: It's in CK's loft |
cerealkiller
| | #138 posted November 6, 2009 at 3:31pm (EST) |
Q: Where is the Easter Bunny?
A: I left it in the cellar. |
Wicksy
| #139 posted November 6, 2009 at 3:40pm (EST)
edited November 6, 2009 at 3:41pm (EST) |
Q: Well...where is my daughter you baby sat?
A: Big balls |
cerealkiller
| | #140 posted November 6, 2009 at 4:25pm (EST) |
Q: What is ScubaScott's nickname?
A: Bozo |
Wicksy
| | #141 posted November 7, 2009 at 4:18am (EST) |
Q: The U2's lead singer is not Bono, you muppet, it is what!!!!?
A: Ha, well it definitely wouldn't be Jacko |
cerealkiller
| | #142 posted November 8, 2009 at 5:43pm (EST) |
Q: Who would you like to have over to spend the night?
A: Bats |
Biggles
| | #143 posted November 8, 2009 at 5:47pm (EST) |
Q: What animals are you most likely to get rabies from in the UK?
A: A very full bladder. |
Richard47
| | #144 posted November 8, 2009 at 7:11pm (EST) |
Q: What do I have after quickly drinking a six pack of beer?
A: They danced without ever believing her |
cerealkiller
| | #145 posted November 9, 2009 at 1:04pm (EST) |
Q: What did the guys do when the hot chick told them she was really a he?
A: A conundrum |
FordGuy
| | #146 posted November 10, 2009 at 7:20am (EST) |
Q: What is the health care bill?
A: Full metal jacket. |
bill 
| | #147 posted November 10, 2009 at 8:02am (EST) |
Q: What movie does the phrase "Me so horny. Me love you long time." come from?
A: Oprah. |
gambler
| | #148 posted November 10, 2009 at 8:51am (EST) |
q) What magazine has always had the owner on the front cover?
a) Forced-induction |
FordGuy
| | #149 posted November 10, 2009 at 9:12am (EST) |
Q: What is the purpose of a supercharger?
A: Hair dryer induction. |
cerealkiller
| | #150 posted November 10, 2009 at 12:08pm (EST) |
Q: What causes a hair clogged screen?
A: Expulsion |
Scott
| | #151 posted November 10, 2009 at 8:24pm (EST) |
Q: What happened to Steve Sanders after he got caught using the "legacy key" to get into West Beverly and change his grades?
A: The butt |
FordGuy
| | #152 posted November 10, 2009 at 8:51pm (EST) |
A: The first place Scott will touch Eyes Of Charisma.
Q: The boobs. |
cerealkiller
| | #153 posted November 11, 2009 at 11:34am (EST) |
A: The first place CK will touch EOC?
Q: The pussy. |
EyesOfCharisma
| | #154 posted November 11, 2009 at 11:43am (EST) |
A. The place I touch? LOL you guys are funny!
Q. Vaseline, Rope, Pop Rocks and a tweezers...
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cerealkiller
| | #155 posted November 11, 2009 at 12:43pm (EST) |
Q: What are popular sex toys at EOC's house?
A: Bowie knife. |
gambler
| | #156 posted November 11, 2009 at 5:04pm (EST) |
Q) Name the most famous knife from American History?
A) A two week aged Steak 16oz, on the bone |
cerealkiller
| | #157 posted November 11, 2009 at 5:31pm (EST) |
Q: What is a steak-lover's dream?
A: Menudo |
Melf
| #158 posted November 12, 2009 at 3:49am (EST)
edited November 12, 2009 at 3:49am (EST) |
A. What Puerto Rican boy band is mentioned in the They Might Be Giants song Rhythm Section Want Ad?
Q. The 14 day challenge
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bill
| | #159 posted November 12, 2009 at 7:56am (EST) |
A: What's the name of that thing where you eat Activia Yogurt and hope your poops come out better?
Q: Four score and seven years ago. |
gambler
| | #160 posted November 12, 2009 at 8:48am (EST) |
Q) What is considered the average life span for males in Japan?
A) H & K PSG (Präzisionsscharfschützengewehr, German for "precision sharpshooter rifle") |
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